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Last Online	07/05/2008
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TRUE LIFE:
Elvonoviche

hello. i live in wisconsin and someday i hope to be a warrior princess just like the one and only. i love drugs (not saying i actually do them... okay who am i kidding.. i do them all the time.. i cant get enough of them.. i love meeting new people only because its a new connection. youd be suprised where drugs will turn up. i get my acid from some guy named white rabbit i met on a bus going to summerfest.. summerfest anybody? worlds largest music festival? but anyways.. more about drugs.. well what can i say.. theyre great and you know it..) and the sauce can be fun too sometimes. i work at a low paying department store selling stuff.. tho you can often find me taking a quick snooze in the back or doing lines of silly things that make me constipated for days.. Anyways, i expect to keep this job until i leave on my quest to kill and drink the blood of lucy lawless, thus becoming the new warrior princess, or until im offered a better job (fired).. something along the lines where people give me money for no reason.. soo.. tv sucks... readings for nerds and or squares... im looking for something long term. no wam bam thank you mam for me.. if you feel we have a connection, message me, and well set up a date -no losers please-

Stories

Published Short Stories

Date	Title	Category	Hits
Jul 4, 2008	Girls Just Wanna have fun	Non-Fiction	46
Jun 25, 2008	The exotic tales of a pink skunk and a cucumber, Chapter 76	Romance	187
Jun 18, 2008	A Pink Skunk and His Lord, Chapter 36	Adventure	98
Jun 15, 2008	The Moon is My Pet and My Lover	Mystery	111
Apr 25, 2008	Adventures of Undead Daddy	Adventure	229
Apr 24, 2008	A Brazen Shame	Miscellaneous Stories	193
Apr 10, 2008	The Birth and Death of a Gang(ster)(s)	Romance	334
Apr 7, 2008	The Subway Angel	Science Fiction	195
Mar 20, 2008	Panda Jesus: Or How Jesus Got His Panda Back	Poetry	216
Mar 20, 2008	Chapter 5 Rocks	Mystery	242

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Last 10 Forum Posts

Date	Subject	Category	Hits
07/06/2008 00:28:34	Re:Ideas To Improve Storiesville	Off-Topic	48
06/19/2008 17:59:53	Re:Favourite Films/Stars	Off-Topic	2671
04/28/2008 01:53:13	Re:Worried for Anna	Off-Topic	216
04/24/2008 21:25:33	Re:Proclaim Your Royalty	Off-Topic	110055
04/11/2008 18:48:18	Re:1800's Thread	Off-Topic	12148
04/09/2008 01:38:34	Re:Suggestions for site	Off-Topic	888
04/05/2008 04:02:31	Re:The score to your short stories?	Off-Topic	1814
03/26/2008 04:36:38	Re:Please help	Off-Topic	421
03/22/2008 02:30:27	Re:Please help	Off-Topic	421

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Xena Elvoniche (Xena)'s connections

Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)

joshua herrington (otacon420)

Luke & Lukas (spearmint)

Billy (Vango)

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Name	Entry
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk) I DONT KNOW!!!	Created On: 07/04/2008 01:08:06 Edited By Max Booth III (Zombie Punk) On: 07/04/2008 01:09:25 at least your head doesnt hurt... Your stories are truely inspiring and deserve every reward possible.
Philip Neale (philneale1952) Derbyshire	Created On: 07/04/2008 00:37:48 I'll be a liitle more polite. Good morning...... Phil
Sorrow Is My Mask (resistanceisfreedom)	Created On: 06/29/2008 18:15:22 AY! Did YOU know that you're a fucking moron????
Christian Wright (The 13th) in the dark	Created On: 04/11/2008 06:04:55 oceans 13 is the best film ever!!!
David Neve (Tarhead Mugwump) hill country, texas	Created On: 03/20/2008 13:21:12 "i am who i am, and that's all that i am" - popeye... welcome to storiesville!
R.E.Potter (R.E.Potter) This e-mail address is being protected from spam bots, you need JavaScript enabled to view it	Created On: 03/20/2008 12:04:28 Are u a Panda

Comments

Title article: Whistlin' Past the Graveyard
Date: 2008-07-04 02:51:35

d
dont know... where were you talking from?

Title article: Rooted Blue
Date: 2008-07-04 02:42:18

some of them worked
some really didnt, or i just didnt know what the fuck you were talking about so i made something up in my head, and then it worked.. or then it didnt... you know

Title article: The Battle World, Chapter 3
Date: 2008-07-04 02:34:13

i like
that guy

Title article: Killing Me Softly
Date: 2008-07-04 02:31:53

dang
lulu

Title article: My angel, Chapter 1
Date: 2008-07-04 00:07:09

goddamn
goddamn

Title article: We Don't Know Why
Date: 2008-07-03 17:34:02

yea
im giving you a one cuz i dont think you wrote it... but if you did.. take it as a compliment

Title article: A Feeling Of Love, Chapter 3
Date: 2008-07-01 23:53:24

nooo
whaaat... shes going to die?! get out of town.. but i like where this is going...

Title article: Always You, Abigail
Date: 2008-06-29 19:20:34

liked it
liked it

Title article: He That Has Ears To Hear Let Him Hear
Date: 2008-06-29 18:56:26

I bet
they couldnt hear god because he just fucking busted a hot steamy nut of destruction in and around their faces.. no but seriousley... god just crushed some poor girls mother and mutilated some wife... in his own church... and then all the pastor had to face was a ruined bible.. you can buy more bibles anywhere.. in fact its the worlds top selling book (best marketing strategy ever?) but you cant buy a new mom...or can you? can you im not sure... no im pretty sure you cant.. so id probably be pretty pissed off.. im not saying at god directly.. but you know if youre in a church and everything.. even though it was terrorists... you might feel just a little spiteful...

Title article: A Dark Poetic Tale of Woe
Date: 2008-06-29 18:41:22

what i got
was this guy was alone and liked it.. and then went sailing... or something.. and i think that even sounded better

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