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Last Online	07/04/2008
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Website/Blog:	bomboob.com
About Myself:	my back hurts

Stories

Published Short Stories

Date	Title	Category	Hits
Jul 4, 2008	Girls Just Wanna have fun	Non-Fiction	32
Jun 25, 2008	The exotic tales of a pink skunk and a cucumber, Chapter 76	Romance	178
Jun 18, 2008	A Pink Skunk and His Lord, Chapter 36	Adventure	96
Jun 15, 2008	The Moon is My Pet and My Lover	Mystery	111
Apr 25, 2008	Adventures of Undead Daddy	Adventure	229
Apr 24, 2008	A Brazen Shame	Miscellaneous Stories	190
Apr 10, 2008	The Birth and Death of a Gang(ster)(s)	Romance	334
Apr 7, 2008	The Subway Angel	Science Fiction	193
Mar 20, 2008	Panda Jesus: Or How Jesus Got His Panda Back	Poetry	214
Mar 20, 2008	Chapter 5 Rocks	Mystery	239

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Last 10 Forum Posts

Date	Subject	Category	Hits
06/19/2008 17:59:53	Re:Favourite Films/Stars	Off-Topic	2638
04/28/2008 01:53:13	Re:Worried for Anna	Off-Topic	215
04/24/2008 21:25:33	Re:Proclaim Your Royalty	Off-Topic	109834
04/11/2008 18:48:18	Re:1800's Thread	Off-Topic	12135
04/09/2008 01:38:34	Re:Suggestions for site	Off-Topic	887
04/05/2008 04:02:31	Re:The score to your short stories?	Off-Topic	1812
03/26/2008 04:36:38	Re:Please help	Off-Topic	419
03/22/2008 02:30:27	Re:Please help	Off-Topic	419

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Guestbook

Name	Entry
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk) I DONT KNOW!!!	Created On: 07/04/2008 01:08:06 Edited By Max Booth III (Zombie Punk) On: 07/04/2008 01:09:25 at least your head doesnt hurt... Your stories are truely inspiring and deserve every reward possible.
Philip Neale (philneale1952) Derbyshire	Created On: 07/04/2008 00:37:48 I'll be a liitle more polite. Good morning...... Phil
Sorrow Is My Mask (resistanceisfreedom)	Created On: 06/29/2008 18:15:22 AY! Did YOU know that you're a fucking moron????
Christian Wright (The 13th) in the dark	Created On: 04/11/2008 06:04:55 oceans 13 is the best film ever!!!
David Neve (Tarhead Mugwump) hill country, texas	Created On: 03/20/2008 13:21:12 "i am who i am, and that's all that i am" - popeye... welcome to storiesville!
R.E.Potter (R.E.Potter) This e-mail address is being protected from spam bots, you need JavaScript enabled to view it	Created On: 03/20/2008 12:04:28 Are u a Panda

Comments

Title article: My angel, Chapter 1
Date: 2008-07-04 00:07:09

goddamn
goddamn

Title article: We Don't Know Why
Date: 2008-07-03 17:34:02

yea
im giving you a one cuz i dont think you wrote it... but if you did.. take it as a compliment

Title article: A Feeling Of Love, Chapter 3
Date: 2008-07-01 23:53:24

nooo
whaaat... shes going to die?! get out of town.. but i like where this is going...

Title article: Always You, Abigail
Date: 2008-06-29 19:20:34

liked it
liked it

Title article: He That Has Ears To Hear Let Him Hear
Date: 2008-06-29 18:56:26

I bet
they couldnt hear god because he just fucking busted a hot steamy nut of destruction in and around their faces.. no but seriousley... god just crushed some poor girls mother and mutilated some wife... in his own church... and then all the pastor had to face was a ruined bible.. you can buy more bibles anywhere.. in fact its the worlds top selling book (best marketing strategy ever?) but you cant buy a new mom...or can you? can you im not sure... no im pretty sure you cant.. so id probably be pretty pissed off.. im not saying at god directly.. but you know if youre in a church and everything.. even though it was terrorists... you might feel just a little spiteful...

Title article: A Dark Poetic Tale of Woe
Date: 2008-06-29 18:41:22

what i got
was this guy was alone and liked it.. and then went sailing... or something.. and i think that even sounded better

Title article: The Lung Tree
Date: 2008-06-29 18:35:43

ehh not bad
and what the fuck do you mean, how can you guys rate this, if you like the style you rate it high if you dont you rate it low... jackass

Title article: The exotic tales of a pink skunk and a cucumber, Chapter 76
Date: 2008-06-28 22:14:03

hehehe
titillating

Title article: Nutty Abbot
Date: 2008-06-27 21:47:11

hes pretty nutty
change last line to hippest of hippos.. do it now

Title article: Do You Love Me Still?
Date: 2008-06-27 21:40:39

what? Do i love you?
no youre some sort of goddamn disfigured spider hulk horse man/women thing... what would the neighbors say? Would it even be legal?