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Xena Elvoniche (Xena)
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Last Online 07/05/2008
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Website/Blog: bomboob.com
About Myself: TRUE LIFE:
Elvonoviche

hello. i live in wisconsin and someday i hope to be a warrior princess just like the one and only. i love drugs (not saying i actually do them... okay who am i kidding.. i do them all the time.. i cant get enough of them.. i love meeting new people only because its a new connection. youd be suprised where drugs will turn up. i get my acid from some guy named white rabbit i met on a bus going to summerfest.. summerfest anybody? worlds largest music festival? but anyways.. more about drugs.. well what can i say.. theyre great and you know it..) and the sauce can be fun too sometimes. i work at a low paying department store selling stuff.. tho you can often find me taking a quick snooze in the back or doing lines of silly things that make me constipated for days.. Anyways, i expect to keep this job until i leave on my quest to kill and drink the blood of lucy lawless, thus becoming the new warrior princess, or until im offered a better job (fired).. something along the lines where people give me money for no reason.. soo.. tv sucks... readings for nerds and or squares... im looking for something long term. no wam bam thank you mam for me.. if you feel we have a connection, message me, and well set up a date -no losers please-

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Published Short Stories

 
DateTitleCategoryHits
Jul 4, 2008Girls Just Wanna have funNon-Fiction 46
Jun 25, 2008The exotic tales of a pink skunk and a cucumber, Chapter 76Romance 190
Jun 18, 2008A Pink Skunk and His Lord, Chapter 36Adventure 98
Jun 15, 2008The Moon is My Pet and My LoverMystery 111
Apr 25, 2008Adventures of Undead DaddyAdventure 229
Apr 24, 2008A Brazen ShameMiscellaneous Stories 193
Apr 10, 2008The Birth and Death of a Gang(ster)(s)Romance 334
Apr 7, 2008The Subway AngelScience Fiction 195
Mar 20, 2008Panda Jesus: Or How Jesus Got His Panda BackPoetry 216
Mar 20, 2008Chapter 5 RocksMystery 242

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06/19/2008 17:59:53Re:Favourite Films/StarsOff-Topic2671
04/28/2008 01:53:13Re:Worried for AnnaOff-Topic216
04/24/2008 21:25:33Re:Proclaim Your RoyaltyOff-Topic110057
04/11/2008 18:48:18Re:1800's ThreadOff-Topic12148
04/09/2008 01:38:34Re:Suggestions for siteOff-Topic888
04/05/2008 04:02:31Re:The score to your short stories?Off-Topic1814
03/26/2008 04:36:38Re:Please helpOff-Topic421
03/22/2008 02:30:27Re:Please helpOff-Topic421

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Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)

I DONT KNOW!!!
 Created On: 07/04/2008 01:08:06
Edited By Max Booth III (Zombie Punk) On: 07/04/2008 01:09:25
at least your head doesnt hurt...


Your stories are truely inspiring and deserve every reward possible.
Philip Neale (philneale1952)

Derbyshire
 Created On: 07/04/2008 00:37:48
I'll be a liitle more polite.

Good morning......

Phil
Sorrow Is My Mask (resistanceisfreedom)

 Created On: 06/29/2008 18:15:22
AY! Did YOU know that you're a fucking moron????
Christian Wright (The 13th)

in the dark
 Created On: 04/11/2008 06:04:55
oceans 13 is the best film ever!!!

David Neve (Tarhead Mugwump)

hill country, texas
 Created On: 03/20/2008 13:21:12
"i am who i am, and that's all that i am" - popeye...

welcome to storiesville!
R.E.Potter (R.E.Potter)
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Are u a Panda

Comments

Total number of comments: 220

Title article: sugar
Date: 2008-07-06 00:16:08
ohhh
sugar sugar.. dan anana naa.. oh honey honay.. you are myy canddaaay girll.. and i.. keep.. loving... you? but you know that was good... i really enjoyed it.

Title article: Testing My Pencil
Date: 2008-07-05 23:34:29
oh
thats one sexy pencil... i want one like that... and i just know thats what pencils talk about when were not around... dang man... you got a pencil friend

Title article: Kisha's Adventure, Chapter 7
Date: 2008-07-05 23:15:25
adventure
ayy..kisha had a little bit too much adventure has she? That WAS a pretty big "adventure," ay kisha.. enough adventure to last your life time ay haha little squirt.. i like your metaphor

Title article: I'm Just Me
Date: 2008-07-05 23:11:45
what in the
hell are you talking about lady?? people are staring at her and then theyre not staring at her, then shes crazy now shes not crazy and shes normal.. what in the gadzooks

Title article: Just Wait...
Date: 2008-07-05 23:09:38
this poem
was good. the rythm and song that it had was alright but maybe you can cleaan it up a bit in the middle.. it looks like it just ate a little bit to much.. you know

Title article: To Her Whom Cancer Took
Date: 2008-07-05 19:39:29
not bad
in some places.. a bit choppy in some other ones.. and i couldnt read out what it said to the left... something about miss.. or mizz... i got the right tho.. so.. but the end got a little bit confused me

Title article: The Love "Guru" - Part IV
Date: 2008-07-05 19:35:51
woa
Hey did you know that they made a movie about this? this actually happend to me.. like said something about a ninja panda movie or something.. and then what comes out.. yeap.. you knwo what i think it is?! these motherfucking hollywood assholes are going onto this site and stealing our ideas! and then of course they just fuck em up! damn.. hey lets sue them

Title article: My Fate - Part II
Date: 2008-07-05 19:33:33
pretty good
flowing... flowed ok.. some gram mistakes.. like one guy pushed some people out the bathroom.. and then said everybody leave and pushed everybody out the bathroom.. like you wrote it like he said that..

Title article: words....the organized pattern of sound
Date: 2008-07-05 19:28:37
some
of the things in here were pretty good... i just wasnt feeling the earth as a stone.. well taht was alright.. but i think it was the earth trying to please the thrower.. the throwing of the earth was good.. but not the earth trying to reach the other side... yea

Title article: A Northern Town
Date: 2008-07-05 19:23:54
the beginning
was good... and then i skimmed a bit... but over all you give it a good awry feeling... i liked the countdown thing... but i would of died from the crash... orr did he???

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