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Xena Elvoniche (Xena)
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Member Since 03/19/2008
Last Online 10/07/2008
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Website/Blog: bomboob.com
About Myself: timidy comada moda shimoda... philophil my loffel.

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DateTitleCategoryHits
Sep 26, 2008The Cosmonaut AvengerMiscellaneous Stories 191
Sep 3, 2008Girls Just Wanna Have Fun Chapter Deuce 1/2Romance 228
Jul 13, 2008The Lord and The Pink Skunk 3 Chapter Nuevo RevelationsAdventure 329
Jul 4, 2008Girls Just Wanna have funNon-Fiction 229
Jun 25, 2008The exotic tales of a pink skunk and a cucumber, Chapter 76Romance 355
Jun 18, 2008A Pink Skunk and His Lord, Chapter 36Adventure 179
Jun 15, 2008The Moon is My Pet and My LoverMystery 212
Apr 25, 2008Adventures of Undead DaddyAdventure 309
Apr 10, 2008The Birth and Death of a Gang(ster)(s)Romance 474

Comments

Title article: MONSTER
Date: 2008-04-03 14:02:02
that would
suck having the boogeyman as my dad... i wonder who the mother is?

Title article: Friday Night
Date: 2008-04-03 13:55:27
yea they should
do it up now cause the next day theyll be depressed as fuck... and then at 19 their serotonin will be dried out like a desert from all the E... but of course celebrating your youth with with track marks for tattoos and promiscuous sex with other addicts is always fun..but maybe thats what you were getting at.. but anyway boys will be boys.. so to speak

Title article: Far Out ((Part 2))
Date: 2008-04-01 17:57:56
ah
so i take it from the tags this is about a gay highschool in the 1970's... not that i didnt already know that... and wow that one dude must of been the biggest flamer in school if the teacher gives him the evil eye every time a new male student walks by..

Title article: Death Of a Gangsta 3 : Poser
Date: 2008-03-28 16:36:59
Movies
here are a few movies i think you would enjoy... leprechaun in the hood, leprechaun back 2 tha hood, urban justice (starring steven seagal) exit wounds (also staring steven seagal) and walking tall: lone justice.. all grade A movies

Title article: Death IS hard
Date: 2008-03-28 16:17:33
eh
i dont think a bunchof bee stings would be that bad.. and he didnt have to deal with all the shit storms that aging had to bring.. such as jobs and cancer.. and shit you proby wouldnt even feel the dog bite.. id say he had a pretty easy life and easy death.

Title article: Death of a Gangster: What IF
Date: 2008-03-28 15:59:04
hey
I was in Inglewood once and this exact thing happened to me!... ok this never happend to me.. but i did wonder into inglewood at like 2am after landing in LA.. and some bum started following me so i checked into a cheap motel where the asian owner gave me gave me a 5$ discount cause i paid in cash.. so you got to admit this was still pretty gangster..

Title article: No Title.. yet
Date: 2008-03-26 08:48:18
huh
maybe you could tell why that guy disappeared.. why some guy kicked another guy off a cliff.. and how that lady was in the trees... you know.. or you could just write about a old pet you had.. you know whatevers clever

Title article: Bulge
Date: 2008-03-26 08:14:25
lol
terry said, 'bulge' lol

Title article: Neighbourhood Watch
Date: 2008-03-25 20:05:21
woa
better that she left.. he probably would of ended up murdering her over spilled milk.. literally... 'ay women you spilled the milk--AGANE!.. YOU DIE NOW! ' 
 
BANG BANG...

Title article: Sleepwalking, pills, and the thing in the fridge
Date: 2008-03-25 18:48:31
worste doctor ever
lady-- hey doc yea uh i keep waking up on my kitchen floor with a bottle of pills.. i think i might be sleepwalking.. what do you think 
 
dr.-- hmm.. nahhh i believe youre just overstressed.. take a few days off work.. and huh dont look at any yellow wallpaper ahem ahem.. 
 
lady-- thanks alot doc! 
 
Dr-- oh and lady,, in fact why dont you up your dosage of xanax to 4 times a day.. that should set you straight. 
 
oh and lotus.. she wasnt actually the killer.. the real killer put the head in her fridge when she blacked out.. to frame her.. thats why she had to move.

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Christian Wright (The 13th)

hell
Created On: 07/09/2008 05:02:59
Edited By Christian Wright (The 13th) On: 07/30/2008 12:52:48


I'm in a better mood now.

Roby Thomas (Roby)

St. Clair Shores, MI
Created On: 07/08/2008 05:47:02

I don't mind the bad review, it's just stepping stones to making a better story. However, sounds like you know from experience about pills.

Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)

I DONT KNOW!!!
Created On: 07/04/2008 01:08:06
Edited By Max Booth III (Zombie Punk) On: 07/04/2008 01:09:25


at least your head doesnt hurt...


Your stories are truely inspiring and deserve every reward possible.

Philip Neale (philneale1952)

Derbyshire
Created On: 07/04/2008 00:37:48

I'll be a liitle more polite.

Good morning......

Phil

Sorrow Is My Mask (resistanceisfreedom)

Created On: 06/29/2008 18:15:22

AY! Did YOU know that you're a fucking moron????

Christian Wright (The 13th)

in the dark
Created On: 04/11/2008 06:04:55

oceans 13 is the best film ever!!!

David Neve (Tarhead Mugwump)

hill country, texas
Created On: 03/20/2008 13:21:12

"i am who i am, and that's all that i am" - popeye...

welcome to storiesville!

R.E.Potter (R.E.Potter)
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Created On: 03/20/2008 12:04:28

Are u a Panda

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