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Website/Blog: bomboob.com
About Myself: i just wanna sleep.. move to the country and milk cows... when i wake up of course,, and say good riddance to everything else

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DateTitleCategoryHits
Jul 4, 2008Girls Just Wanna have funNon-Fiction 57
Jun 25, 2008The exotic tales of a pink skunk and a cucumber, Chapter 76Romance 221
Jun 18, 2008A Pink Skunk and His Lord, Chapter 36Adventure 103
Jun 15, 2008The Moon is My Pet and My LoverMystery 116
Apr 25, 2008Adventures of Undead DaddyAdventure 234
Apr 24, 2008A Brazen ShameMiscellaneous Stories 196
Apr 10, 2008The Birth and Death of a Gang(ster)(s)Romance 338
Apr 7, 2008The Subway AngelScience Fiction 205
Mar 20, 2008Panda Jesus: Or How Jesus Got His Panda BackPoetry 221
Mar 20, 2008Chapter 5 RocksMystery 247

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04/05/2008 04:02:31Re:The score to your short stories?Off-Topic1844
03/26/2008 04:36:38Re:Please helpOff-Topic425
03/22/2008 02:30:27Re:Please helpOff-Topic425

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Roby Thomas (Roby)

St. Clair Shores, MI
 Created On: 07/08/2008 05:47:02
I don't mind the bad review, it's just stepping stones to making a better story. However, sounds like you know from experience about pills.
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)

I DONT KNOW!!!
 Created On: 07/04/2008 01:08:06
Edited By Max Booth III (Zombie Punk) On: 07/04/2008 01:09:25
at least your head doesnt hurt...


Your stories are truely inspiring and deserve every reward possible.
Philip Neale (philneale1952)

Derbyshire
 Created On: 07/04/2008 00:37:48
I'll be a liitle more polite.

Good morning......

Phil
Sorrow Is My Mask (resistanceisfreedom)

 Created On: 06/29/2008 18:15:22
AY! Did YOU know that you're a fucking moron????
Christian Wright (The 13th)

in the dark
 Created On: 04/11/2008 06:04:55
oceans 13 is the best film ever!!!

David Neve (Tarhead Mugwump)

hill country, texas
 Created On: 03/20/2008 13:21:12
"i am who i am, and that's all that i am" - popeye...

welcome to storiesville!
R.E.Potter (R.E.Potter)
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Are u a Panda

Comments

Total number of comments: 230

Title article: THE SECRET WIND, Chapter 1
Date: 2008-07-08 02:20:45
and ps
if youre doing a prelude like this you can damn well use all caps.. especially if its a story about god and the whole unvierse... keep the caps.. i could just hear the big black burly guy in my ear reading this to me.

Title article: THE SECRET WIND, Chapter 1
Date: 2008-07-08 02:04:59
JESUS
... so this is how the universe was actually created. it all makes sense now. thank you jake. ;).. lol but what if this is really how it happend and jake was really like the reserection of jesus christ.. you dont think so? prove me wrong... thats what i thought

Title article: Pills And A Palm Pilot
Date: 2008-07-08 01:40:28
hehehe
and he thinks hes addicted but he just really likes candy.. yo dawg, you remember that shit i had last weeek?!.. well this shit right here?! this shit RIGHT HERE!? Dawg, this is some new shit!, its called JELLY BELLY. ITS that milkshake flavored lemonade ecstasy-coke hybrid ShIT! dude,, let me get seven of those.. yukyukyuk :)

Title article: Pills And A Palm Pilot
Date: 2008-07-08 01:23:42
on par with reefer madness
im all about pills and palm pilots.. but this was like a public service announcement.. and you knwo how i feela bout public service announcements...and i didnt get the beginning. he was asleep at 9.30 am.. BeCAuse he was doing extasty and coke till 4 IN THE MORNING!? 4 in the AM!? what is this guy on?! lol. i think youd have a lot more interesting story if it was about a guy who actually popped xtasty and coke until 4 in the am..he would go insane, and then his heart would explode.. and whats with the 'pills'.. if this isnt some slang then the dealer probably just keeps giving him jelly beans... which he says is x and coke and crack... and he gives him it in the bagful, so 7 pills is equal to 7 bags of jellybeans. and so thats why it lasts him till 4 in the morn, and by then hes eaten so much it knocks him out.. so he thinks its actually drugs.. well thats the only plausible explan tion for this guy still being alive i can think of

Title article: THE SHADOW OF THE FALLEN, Chapter 0
Date: 2008-07-07 18:56:20
AY just listen to what im saying
so alright and hey who is this hunter guy.. is he actually gabrial and this is why hes getting these powers? ok so about the flaccid ending.. he prayed and a lightning bolt shot from the sky and hit him on the head and he was knocked out.. cmon now.. i thought this was supposed to be thee god, creator of heaven and earth, not pussy bitch god, or pussywillow or sandy vagina god.. when the bolt hit him you should of just added one of those 'bonk on the head' sound effects like in the three stooges.. you should of atleast had him knocked in the air a little bit.. and if you felt spry you could of had his shoes end up in some random freezer in a basement with some sluts panties tucked into them (true story), and therres smoke coming from them of course.. thatll convey what kind of power were dealing with here.. see what im saying? okay well.. i guess that concludes the longest comment in life.. sorry i was having fun.. but you know what.. dont change anything.. and if this is intended im

Title article: THE SHADOW OF THE FALLEN, Chapter 0
Date: 2008-07-07 18:24:47
the trick
to getting super powers is just asking god.. but the catch is you gotta ask twice.. o and thats another thing.. after i tripped and stumbled over the first line.. thats not good.. i felt like a runner hwo just stumbled and tripped right after the gun shot.. i just wasnt expecting it.. i thought someone was saying.. first of all, but then i was thought now that couldnt be right.. the first war ever fought.. might be smoother.. but hey.. im not telling you how to do your job.. so anyway.. back to the praying to god thing... now the ending was just as limp as.. well nvm.. like, i assume that was a lightnbing bolt from zeus, or god, or whoever, not just an ironic.. well i guess its not really ironic.. unless hes dead.. you know like.. he prayed to god and alightning bolt striked him.. like if you were walking by you might think.. dang god really did give him poweers.. but then you find out hes just dead.. wow, talk about a case of the mondays.. sorry im babbling.. so okay some lightning bo

Title article: THE SHADOW OF THE FALLEN, Chapter 0
Date: 2008-07-07 18:09:39
ok it went like
or it was the part where... the kid was running out side.. oh and i kept getting confused with all the characters names.. you just were like fuck it.. im throwin in 7 main characters, three deamons, a vampire and a grandma.. and all of them have the same name by coincidence.. dang i spelled that right? ok anyway, i know you didnt do taht but thats how i felt.. ok so like the part where the kid runs out of the hose after the fight... it said like.. nobody followed him, thank god... but his house is on fire and his family brutally murdered by a vampire and a werwof.. yea, thank god.. and if that just happend to me.. id probably be to busy running and screaming to sit down adn ask god for super powers.. nother thing that made me chuckle.. he neals and prays for powers.. nothing happens.. he lowers his head.. haha like he just asked his parents for ice cream and they were like.. no. and he whimpers and lowers his head and walks away... but then hey.. he got it the second time.. so i guess.

Title article: THE SHADOW OF THE FALLEN, Chapter 0
Date: 2008-07-07 17:47:33
damn
that must be the most naive family in life...'oh hello family... oh i cant come in unless you invite me in.. yea im kinda ocd like that... oh and i hope wer not having garlic, or sign of the cross shaped fish sticks... or anythin that might stab me in the heart.. or anything that would offend a vampire for that matter... not saying i am one.. you know its just the ocd.. yea... oh and im allergic to koolaid.. do you have any blood? oh sure we do mr. salesman.. let me go fetch our cat...! im pretty sure i would of stabbed him in teh heart with a widdled stake oncde he said he was allergic to garlic... but thats just me.. but yea.. i can see this as a B movie id watch over and over... and if it had steven seagal in it id probably climax.. and yea other thanwhats already been said... but if thats not what you were looking for try dressing it up a little.. alto of its flat and corny.. like say.. at the end.. i chuckled.. it went like...

Title article: Consumer
Date: 2008-07-06 23:59:08
nvm
you already said you were... thats what the poem was right? my bizzad

Title article: Consumer
Date: 2008-07-06 23:57:22
hey man
who are you talking about, man... the consumer.. which we all are.... unless cregg here has a farm where he grows all his food, and raises cattle churns his own butter and builds computers from wood and stone, then hes not... or are you talking about big business like walmart... cause theyre not the consumer, man, you are, man...

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