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Amie Kerlin (lemon)
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Member Since 03/06/2008
Last Online 10/11/2008
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About Myself: I write random things that come to me when I least expect them.
I'm not a dark person, but for whatever reason a lot of my writing is dark. Leave me comments so that I can improve-- If we don't get criticized, we can't grow. :)

Stories


Published Short Stories

 
DateTitleCategoryHits
Sep 15, 2008The WaitressMiscellaneous Stories 1098
Aug 29, 2008A Lover's GardenPoetry 149
Aug 25, 2008Lemon: a HaikuPoetry 392
Aug 12, 2008The Story of a Survivor, Chapter 3Miscellaneous Stories 157
Aug 10, 2008The Story of a Survivor, Chapter 2Miscellaneous Stories 180
Aug 6, 2008The Story of a Survivor, Chapter 1Miscellaneous Stories 379
Aug 3, 2008Walking Along the ShorePoetry 205
Jul 30, 2008Stranded at SeaMiscellaneous Stories 239
Jul 26, 2008The Mexican Lasagna IncidentHumor 275
Jul 21, 2008All Liquid DietMiscellaneous Stories 297
Jul 20, 2008The PastPoetry 142
Jul 20, 2008Once AgainPoetry 141
Jul 16, 2008On The MendPoetry 146
Jul 13, 2008This Internal PoisonPoetry 212
Jul 13, 2008The OnePoetry 226
Jul 12, 2008A Bad DayPoetry 188
Jul 11, 2008The Reluctant LoverMiscellaneous Stories 428
Jul 10, 2008BlindPoetry 167
Jul 9, 2008Life's Little GamesPoetry 164
Jul 9, 2008Insanity of the SanePoetry 172
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Books

TitleDate
Lemon Juice and PoetryAug 2, 2008

Comments

Title article: Portoshit, Chapter 2
Date: 2008-09-18 11:58:42

lol ok, that was funny. that was a good plan to blame it on the 'imaginary douchebags' rather than take the heat. Wonder what's going to happen next?  
 
=]

Title article: A Very Bad Boy
Date: 2008-09-17 13:02:45

This was pretty good. You did great at hinting that he'd been around for a long time.  
 
I liked the small details that you have in this story. A good read. 
 
=]

Title article: The Waitress
Date: 2008-09-17 12:32:42

Julian..almost ALL of my stories end like this lol :) 
 
thanks for the comments everybody.

Title article: The Portoshit-Chapter 1, Chapter 1
Date: 2008-09-17 11:03:24

It has potential to be funny, but I ended up skimming over the basketball dialog to get to the funny part...which perhaps is in the next chapter? 
 
Maybe you can fix the tedium in re-write =]

Title article: Funny You Should Say That
Date: 2008-09-17 10:58:35

Funny stuff Phil. :) 
 
my grandmother used to say 'Holy shit n' Shinola' I have no idea what that means haha. But she used to say it all the time. She also used to yell at us to get out-then promptly spell out O-U-G! 
 
whatever lol =]

Title article: A Twilight Sky
Date: 2008-09-16 18:15:53

Nicely done! I really liked this. I liked how it started with 'And' so that it felt like the reader was joining in with the narrator during that moment.  
 
This sounds pretty cool, I think it's going in my favorites =]

Title article: The Dry Well
Date: 2008-09-16 18:11:24

Very cool story. :) 
 
Like Max though, I wonder why the werewolves didn't just break through the door, but still, it was a good one. I actually didn't expect werewolves... just regular wolves =]

Title article: destination's traveling days
Date: 2008-09-16 14:12:15

Hey man, I'm sure Dr. Suess got a lot of crap for his books too... lol 
 
So did you use these nonsense words on purpose or were they just mistakes? That makes all the difference here.

Title article: Limerick
Date: 2008-09-16 14:03:22

I thought it was good for a limerick. I love them for their quick wit and humor. I know I'm always writing them in cards and whatnot for the person receiving them so that its more personal.  
At least she identified it as a limerick in the title so it wasnt like she was saying "read this magnificent poem i've constructed"

Title article: Picture This
Date: 2008-09-16 14:00:15

This is a really intriguing story. I really liked the whole thing. Yeah, it kind of had a Final Destination feel, but it was good. 
 
Good job with the ending, how it just cuts off. 
 
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Forum


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10/11/2008 10:30:56Re:The forum monopolizes my timeOff-Topic425
10/11/2008 10:29:30Re:Proclaim Your RoyaltyOff-Topic314770
10/10/2008 16:26:24Re:Proclaim Your RoyaltyOff-Topic314770
10/10/2008 16:24:58Re:The forum monopolizes my timeOff-Topic425
10/10/2008 16:17:26Re:The forum monopolizes my timeOff-Topic425
10/10/2008 16:14:08Re:Proclaim Your RoyaltyOff-Topic314770
09/24/2008 13:30:01Re:Hi.Off-Topic4199
09/24/2008 13:28:23Re:Proclaim Your RoyaltyOff-Topic314770
09/24/2008 12:05:13Re:Proclaim Your RoyaltyOff-Topic314770
09/24/2008 11:57:50Re:Proclaim Your RoyaltyOff-Topic314770

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OFFLINE Amy Carter (scooby)
OFFLINE Project 30 (Project 30)
OFFLINE jesse (jesse2008)
OFFLINE fabian villegas (fevilleg)
OFFLINE Jessica S,A. (Forsaken)
OFFLINE Jamie Steatham (Lord Pinkington)
OFFLINE Michelle Huff (allmine)
OFFLINE Matthew Daniel Carter (Pilgrim)
OFFLINE Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)
 
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Guestbook


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Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)

Created On: 10/11/2008 15:44:48

Sup, lemon lime?

Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)

Created On: 09/27/2008 19:41:40

I was just on the freecreditreport website .... damn i was so close to signing you up .... why do zombies have to be so nice? it isn't fair!

Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)

Created On: 09/27/2008 19:32:05

Hey, hey, you don't want to do anything you might regret, do you?

Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)

Created On: 09/27/2008 18:01:20

I'll sign you up for the NAMBLA newsletter ...

North American Marlon Brando Look Alikes

Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)

Created On: 09/27/2008 13:50:16

SPAM!!!

ha! told you i'd get you back

Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)

Created On: 09/22/2008 08:28:59
Edited By Max Booth III (Zombie Punk) On: 09/22/2008 15:25:20


I know ..... i should really start doing that. I mean, you can never have enough pictures of Lemons .......

I'm writing a story about a zombie who mugs a human ....... it's called Pauly Shore Is Undead.

Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)

Created On: 09/21/2008 21:36:41

Yeah, because it's normal to just randomly search for pictures of Lemons ...

Are you really going to write the story?

Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)

Created On: 09/21/2008 19:37:15

seriously, is there like a website devoted to making different pictures of lemons?

Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)

Created On: 09/21/2008 13:03:10

Write a story about a hitman wearing a lemon suit who murders the freecreditreport.com guy. That'd be entertaining.

Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)

Created On: 09/21/2008 03:04:46
Edited By Max Booth III (Zombie Punk) On: 09/21/2008 03:05:14


Oh yeah, to answer your question: "The Purple Beneath" is what's next for me.

But you haven't answered MY question. What's next for YOU?

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