Love Crawls Down the Drain

I can't believe she broke up with me! After five years...

But Did He?

He said that he wanted her But did he?...
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Amie Kerlin (lemon)
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Member Since 03/06/2008
Last Online 10/07/2008
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About Myself: I write random things that come to me when I least expect them.
I'm not a dark person, but for whatever reason a lot of my writing is dark. Leave me comments so that I can improve-- If we don't get criticized, we can't grow. :)

Stories


Published Short Stories

 
DateTitleCategoryHits
Jul 12, 2008A Bad DayPoetry 184
Jun 23, 2008A letter to DadMiscellaneous Stories 124
Aug 29, 2008A Lover's GardenPoetry 146
Jul 1, 2008A Mom's View of SummerHumor 216
Mar 11, 2008A Mother's Rant part 2Humor 240
Mar 10, 2008A Mothers Rant about life part 1Humor 308
Jul 21, 2008All Liquid DietMiscellaneous Stories 288
Jun 24, 2008Amanda's FreedomMiscellaneous Stories 178
Jun 26, 2008Amanda's Freedom (conclusion)Miscellaneous Stories 220
Jul 10, 2008BlindPoetry 161
May 21, 2008Blood on the TileHorror 389
Mar 7, 2008Broken GlassMiscellaneous Stories 266
May 27, 2008Chicken Feathers part 1Horror 153
Mar 10, 2008Confessions in the produce aisleMiscellaneous Stories 340
Mar 7, 2008Diary of a Fat GirlHumor 954
Jun 29, 2008Don't put me in the same boxPoetry 338
Jul 9, 2008Insanity of the SanePoetry 165
May 28, 2008Isabelle's kissesPoetry 168
Aug 25, 2008Lemon: a HaikuPoetry 383
Jul 9, 2008Life's Little GamesPoetry 163
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Books

TitleDate
Lemon Juice and PoetryAug 2, 2008

Comments

Total number of comments: 926

Title article: Love In Vein
Date: 2008-09-27 21:48:08

This was very good. i dont think i've read any of your stuff before, but this was very well written and you did great with the dialog.  
 
i like how the guy didnt REALLY want to turn even though he loves her.  
nice touch with the poem at the end. i really liked it. =]

Title article: Life after Poroshit...chapter 1?
Date: 2008-09-27 21:41:09

i read the other portoshit stories and i thought they were funny, but this one is just completely random and really doesnt connect to the portoshit incident at ALL. not to mention the nicknames and different people made it difficult to read..

Title article: Blue Sky
Date: 2008-09-27 21:36:19

The imagery in this poem was really very good. i could 'see' this poem very clearly in my minds eye.  
 
very, very nice job! Keep these coming. 
 
=]

Title article: The Mechanical Beast
Date: 2008-09-27 21:33:01

Good job.. I liked the way you related mechanics (cold, without feeling) to a person. I thought this was done very well and with no wasted words.  
 
=]

Title article: Suggestion
Date: 2008-09-27 19:45:29

Stories about Annorexia are very disturbing.. I wrote one called 'The all liquid diet' and it freaked me out when i wrote that.  
 
Nice job though and kudos to you for writing about such a touchy subject. =]

Title article: An Undeniable Truth
Date: 2008-09-27 19:40:31

Great story! I like reading these kinds of stories and Scooby, I too got a little upset at Pilgrim for walking ahead of you lol.  
 
anyway, I'm glad you found the truth on that trip =]

Title article: To all the Young Lovers
Date: 2008-09-27 19:31:14

This was very well written and told an excellent story of love.  
 
My mom-ness is going on overload lately though from my oldest daughter disappearing for awhile and i SO did not need to think she was naked in some dude's attic though haha eeep! o.0

Title article: The Purple Beneath, Chapter 2
Date: 2008-09-27 19:27:39

This is good Max. you're talent is definitely developing nicely. I like how you throw even the small background stuff for the character like the crying son in the chair with the shrek bib.  
Nice job =]

Title article: Love Crawls Down the Drain
Date: 2008-09-27 19:13:02

THAT was funny. reminds me of those urban legend shows. there was one about a lady who had spider eggs in her hair.. yeah when they hatched they were in her eyes and stuff ... its really too bad that story turned out to be an urban legend. =]

Title article: Ken Masters News
Date: 2008-09-27 19:07:18

oh my gosh lol 
 
this was... yeah... interesting.... haha.  
 
well.. i hope THIS story wasn't based on a true story, because you know, that would just be way too much information Jason hahaha

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09/24/2008 13:28:23Re:Proclaim Your RoyaltyOff-Topic307875
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09/24/2008 11:56:33Re:The LottoOff-Topic780
09/24/2008 11:54:58Re:Hi.Off-Topic3750
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09/20/2008 21:51:55Re:Proclaim Your RoyaltyOff-Topic307875
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OFFLINE J.L. (the Processor)
ONLINE Amy Carter (scooby)
OFFLINE Project 30 (Project 30)
OFFLINE jesse (jesse2008)
OFFLINE fabian villegas (fevilleg)
OFFLINE Jessica S,A. (Forsaken)
OFFLINE Jamie Steatham (Lord Pinkington)
ONLINE Michelle Huff (allmine)
ONLINE Matthew Daniel Carter (Pilgrim)
OFFLINE Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)
 
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Name Entry
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)

 Created On: 09/27/2008 19:41:40
I was just on the freecreditreport website .... damn i was so close to signing you up .... why do zombies have to be so nice? it isn't fair!

Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)

 Created On: 09/27/2008 19:32:05
Hey, hey, you don't want to do anything you might regret, do you?

Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)

 Created On: 09/27/2008 18:01:20
I'll sign you up for the NAMBLA newsletter ...

North American Marlon Brando Look Alikes

Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)

 Created On: 09/27/2008 13:50:16
SPAM!!!

ha! told you i'd get you back

Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)

 Created On: 09/22/2008 08:28:59
Edited By Max Booth III (Zombie Punk) On: 09/22/2008 15:25:20
I know ..... i should really start doing that. I mean, you can never have enough pictures of Lemons .......

I'm writing a story about a zombie who mugs a human ....... it's called Pauly Shore Is Undead.
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)

 Created On: 09/21/2008 21:36:41
Yeah, because it's normal to just randomly search for pictures of Lemons ...

Are you really going to write the story?
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)

 Created On: 09/21/2008 19:37:15
seriously, is there like a website devoted to making different pictures of lemons?
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)

 Created On: 09/21/2008 13:03:10
Write a story about a hitman wearing a lemon suit who murders the freecreditreport.com guy. That'd be entertaining.

Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)

 Created On: 09/21/2008 03:04:46
Edited By Max Booth III (Zombie Punk) On: 09/21/2008 03:05:14
Oh yeah, to answer your question: "The Purple Beneath" is what's next for me.

But you haven't answered MY question. What's next for YOU?
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)

 Created On: 09/20/2008 20:37:03
Edited By Max Booth III (Zombie Punk) On: 09/20/2008 20:37:16
One time I went to this chinese joint, right? And I ordered some cat but the bastards gave me dog! I mean, the nerve they have! One thing's for sure, I'm never going to that place again.

What the hell am I talking about?

Oh yeah ... F to the R to the E to the E to the C -- ahh, you get it.

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