Her Magic Touch, Chapter 1

She's not very attractive. No, that isn't quite...

Her Magic Touch, Chapter 3

She doesn't sleep well that night. Obviously...
Amie Kerlin (lemon) Profile Page
Amie Kerlin (lemon)
Hits 5773
Online Status ONLINE
Member Since 03/06/2008
Last Online 10/12/2008
Connections 16
Avg Profile Rating
 
About Myself: I write random things that come to me when I least expect them.
I'm not a dark person, but for whatever reason a lot of my writing is dark. Leave me comments so that I can improve-- If we don't get criticized, we can't grow. :)

Stories


Published Short Stories

 
DateTitleCategoryHits
Jul 26, 2008The Mexican Lasagna IncidentHumor 275
Jul 1, 2008A Mom's View of SummerHumor 221
Mar 11, 2008A Mother's Rant part 2Humor 242
Mar 10, 2008A Mothers Rant about life part 1Humor 312
Mar 7, 2008Diary of a Fat GirlHumor 959
May 27, 2008Chicken Feathers part 1Horror 155
May 21, 2008Blood on the TileHorror 391
Sep 15, 2008The WaitressMiscellaneous Stories 1101
Aug 12, 2008The Story of a Survivor, Chapter 3Miscellaneous Stories 158
Aug 10, 2008The Story of a Survivor, Chapter 2Miscellaneous Stories 180
Aug 6, 2008The Story of a Survivor, Chapter 1Miscellaneous Stories 379
Jul 30, 2008Stranded at SeaMiscellaneous Stories 239
Jul 21, 2008All Liquid DietMiscellaneous Stories 297
Jul 11, 2008The Reluctant LoverMiscellaneous Stories 428
Jul 3, 2008The ArticleMiscellaneous Stories 337
Jun 26, 2008Amanda's Freedom (conclusion)Miscellaneous Stories 226
Jun 24, 2008Amanda's FreedomMiscellaneous Stories 181
Jun 23, 2008untitled story part 3Miscellaneous Stories 100
Jun 23, 2008A letter to DadMiscellaneous Stories 127
Jun 2, 2008[untitled] part twoMiscellaneous Stories 143
<< Start < Prev [1] 2 3 Next > End >>

Books

TitleDate
Lemon Juice and PoetryAug 2, 2008

Comments

Total number of comments: 933

Title article: Songs From A Fender Bender
Date: 2008-10-12 11:43:16

I really liked these. I have to admit i've already taken the 'magical journey' to the site and listened to some of your stuff. not bad sir tarhead, not bad at all. =]

Title article: Advancing world
Date: 2008-10-12 11:33:04

This made me smile. At first I didnt know where you were going, but by the second stanza I caught on and thought it was great. The flow was off to me in a few places, but not bad enough to make it bad, actually i dont even know why i mentioned it lol. 
 
=]

Title article: I think I love you robot, Chapter 2
Date: 2008-10-12 11:28:47

oh wow, you WERE running a parallel. this was really sad. I liked it a lot though, you did a great job describing the anguish the woman felt. i also thought you did well with the way you DID give the robot an emotion.. regret. So really he was feeling emotion, he was just unable to express it. going into my favorites.

Title article: I think i love you Robot, Chapter 1
Date: 2008-10-12 11:23:56

This was actually pretty interesting. I dont know if you were puposely drawing a parallel between the robots lack of emotion and some girlfriends/boyfriends lack of emotion in relationships. if that even made sense lol. Anyway, I liked it and i'm off to part 2 =]

Title article: Palin Fever
Date: 2008-10-11 17:25:45

You are so damn random Jason. but hey, its alright. it keeps us on our toes. now i have to add cartoon characters to my list of things to keep away from you. haha. Great conversation piece.

Title article: At My Funeral
Date: 2008-10-11 17:20:34

Interesting lol. I would chose to be dressed as a clown for my 'grave clothes' so that people will freak out and have nightmares after the open casket viewing.  
 
ah too bad i wouldnt be able to see it. 0.o

Title article: Dank Pasta
Date: 2008-10-11 17:14:51

I thought this was actually pretty funny. I dont know how many times I've added an ingredient into an almost finished recipe only to realize the package was a)expired b)from a questionable brand or c)something thats been in my fridge too long, but i'm convincing myself it should be fine. BUT rather than still eating it, I THROW IT AWAY lol. believe me, once you've been in the hospital for seven days from severe dehydration and food poisoning... you dont risk things involving your stomach lol

Title article: Love In Vein
Date: 2008-09-27 21:48:08

This was very good. i dont think i've read any of your stuff before, but this was very well written and you did great with the dialog.  
 
i like how the guy didnt REALLY want to turn even though he loves her.  
nice touch with the poem at the end. i really liked it. =]

Title article: Blue Sky
Date: 2008-09-27 21:36:19

The imagery in this poem was really very good. i could 'see' this poem very clearly in my minds eye.  
 
very, very nice job! Keep these coming. 
 
=]

Title article: The Mechanical Beast
Date: 2008-09-27 21:33:01

Good job.. I liked the way you related mechanics (cold, without feeling) to a person. I thought this was done very well and with no wasted words.  
 
=]

<< Start < Prev [1] 2 3 4 5 6 ... 94 Next > End >>

Forum


Last 10 Forum Posts
DateSubjectCategoryHits
10/12/2008 11:06:40Re:Proclaim Your RoyaltyOff-Topic315008
10/11/2008 10:30:56Re:The forum monopolizes my timeOff-Topic436
10/11/2008 10:29:30Re:Proclaim Your RoyaltyOff-Topic315008
10/10/2008 16:26:24Re:Proclaim Your RoyaltyOff-Topic315008
10/10/2008 16:24:58Re:The forum monopolizes my timeOff-Topic436
10/10/2008 16:17:26Re:The forum monopolizes my timeOff-Topic436
10/10/2008 16:14:08Re:Proclaim Your RoyaltyOff-Topic315008
09/24/2008 13:30:01Re:Hi.Off-Topic4206
09/24/2008 13:28:23Re:Proclaim Your RoyaltyOff-Topic315008
09/24/2008 12:05:13Re:Proclaim Your RoyaltyOff-Topic315008

Connection

Amie Kerlin (lemon)'s connections

OFFLINE J.L. (the Processor)
OFFLINE Amy Carter (scooby)
OFFLINE Project 30 (Project 30)
OFFLINE jesse (jesse2008)
OFFLINE fabian villegas (fevilleg)
OFFLINE Jessica S,A. (Forsaken)
OFFLINE Jamie Steatham (Lord Pinkington)
OFFLINE Michelle Huff (allmine)
OFFLINE Matthew Daniel Carter (Pilgrim)
OFFLINE Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)
 
<< Start < Prev [1] 2 Next > End >>

Guestbook


Name Entry
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)

 Created On: 10/11/2008 15:44:48
Sup, lemon lime?
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)

 Created On: 09/27/2008 19:41:40
I was just on the freecreditreport website .... damn i was so close to signing you up .... why do zombies have to be so nice? it isn't fair!

Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)

 Created On: 09/27/2008 19:32:05
Hey, hey, you don't want to do anything you might regret, do you?

Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)

 Created On: 09/27/2008 18:01:20
I'll sign you up for the NAMBLA newsletter ...

North American Marlon Brando Look Alikes

Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)

 Created On: 09/27/2008 13:50:16
SPAM!!!

ha! told you i'd get you back

Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)

 Created On: 09/22/2008 08:28:59
Edited By Max Booth III (Zombie Punk) On: 09/22/2008 15:25:20
I know ..... i should really start doing that. I mean, you can never have enough pictures of Lemons .......

I'm writing a story about a zombie who mugs a human ....... it's called Pauly Shore Is Undead.
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)

 Created On: 09/21/2008 21:36:41
Yeah, because it's normal to just randomly search for pictures of Lemons ...

Are you really going to write the story?
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)

 Created On: 09/21/2008 19:37:15
seriously, is there like a website devoted to making different pictures of lemons?
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)

 Created On: 09/21/2008 13:03:10
Write a story about a hitman wearing a lemon suit who murders the freecreditreport.com guy. That'd be entertaining.

Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)

 Created On: 09/21/2008 03:04:46
Edited By Max Booth III (Zombie Punk) On: 09/21/2008 03:05:14
Oh yeah, to answer your question: "The Purple Beneath" is what's next for me.

But you haven't answered MY question. What's next for YOU?
<< Start < Prev [1] 2 3 4 5 6 ... 16 Next > End >>

Pictures

Picture/Images uploaded by the member



No Items published in this profile gallery
 

Favorites

Total number of favourites: 16

Title 
»  I think I love you robot, Chapter 2
»  Without Her
»  A Twilight Sky
»  My Present
»  Dedication
»  Mutating Love
»  How Far
»  Sailing Away
»  Imagination Encircles The World
»  Flower In A Vase

<< Start < Prev [1] 2 Next > End >>

Remove Ads