Amie Kerlin (lemon) Profile Page
Amie Kerlin (lemon)
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Member Since 03/06/2008
Last Online 10/07/2008
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About Myself: I write random things that come to me when I least expect them.
I'm not a dark person, but for whatever reason a lot of my writing is dark. Leave me comments so that I can improve-- If we don't get criticized, we can't grow. :)

Stories


Published Short Stories

 
DateTitleCategoryHits
Sep 15, 2008The WaitressMiscellaneous Stories 985
Aug 29, 2008A Lover's GardenPoetry 146
Aug 25, 2008Lemon: a HaikuPoetry 383
Aug 12, 2008The Story of a Survivor, Chapter 3Miscellaneous Stories 153
Aug 10, 2008The Story of a Survivor, Chapter 2Miscellaneous Stories 177
Aug 6, 2008The Story of a Survivor, Chapter 1Miscellaneous Stories 373
Aug 3, 2008Walking Along the ShorePoetry 198
Jul 30, 2008Stranded at SeaMiscellaneous Stories 229
Jul 26, 2008The Mexican Lasagna IncidentHumor 270
Jul 21, 2008All Liquid DietMiscellaneous Stories 288
Jul 20, 2008The PastPoetry 139
Jul 20, 2008Once AgainPoetry 138
Jul 16, 2008On The MendPoetry 142
Jul 13, 2008This Internal PoisonPoetry 210
Jul 13, 2008The OnePoetry 223
Jul 12, 2008A Bad DayPoetry 184
Jul 11, 2008The Reluctant LoverMiscellaneous Stories 423
Jul 10, 2008BlindPoetry 161
Jul 9, 2008Life's Little GamesPoetry 163
Jul 9, 2008Insanity of the SanePoetry 165
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Books

TitleDate
Lemon Juice and PoetryAug 2, 2008

Comments

Total number of comments: 926

Title article: Love In Vein
Date: 2008-09-27 21:48:08

This was very good. i dont think i've read any of your stuff before, but this was very well written and you did great with the dialog.  
 
i like how the guy didnt REALLY want to turn even though he loves her.  
nice touch with the poem at the end. i really liked it. =]

Title article: Life after Poroshit...chapter 1?
Date: 2008-09-27 21:41:09

i read the other portoshit stories and i thought they were funny, but this one is just completely random and really doesnt connect to the portoshit incident at ALL. not to mention the nicknames and different people made it difficult to read..

Title article: Blue Sky
Date: 2008-09-27 21:36:19

The imagery in this poem was really very good. i could 'see' this poem very clearly in my minds eye.  
 
very, very nice job! Keep these coming. 
 
=]

Title article: The Mechanical Beast
Date: 2008-09-27 21:33:01

Good job.. I liked the way you related mechanics (cold, without feeling) to a person. I thought this was done very well and with no wasted words.  
 
=]

Title article: Suggestion
Date: 2008-09-27 19:45:29

Stories about Annorexia are very disturbing.. I wrote one called 'The all liquid diet' and it freaked me out when i wrote that.  
 
Nice job though and kudos to you for writing about such a touchy subject. =]

Title article: An Undeniable Truth
Date: 2008-09-27 19:40:31

Great story! I like reading these kinds of stories and Scooby, I too got a little upset at Pilgrim for walking ahead of you lol.  
 
anyway, I'm glad you found the truth on that trip =]

Title article: To all the Young Lovers
Date: 2008-09-27 19:31:14

This was very well written and told an excellent story of love.  
 
My mom-ness is going on overload lately though from my oldest daughter disappearing for awhile and i SO did not need to think she was naked in some dude's attic though haha eeep! o.0

Title article: The Purple Beneath, Chapter 2
Date: 2008-09-27 19:27:39

This is good Max. you're talent is definitely developing nicely. I like how you throw even the small background stuff for the character like the crying son in the chair with the shrek bib.  
Nice job =]

Title article: Love Crawls Down the Drain
Date: 2008-09-27 19:13:02

THAT was funny. reminds me of those urban legend shows. there was one about a lady who had spider eggs in her hair.. yeah when they hatched they were in her eyes and stuff ... its really too bad that story turned out to be an urban legend. =]

Title article: Ken Masters News
Date: 2008-09-27 19:07:18

oh my gosh lol 
 
this was... yeah... interesting.... haha.  
 
well.. i hope THIS story wasn't based on a true story, because you know, that would just be way too much information Jason hahaha

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Connection

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OFFLINE J.L. (the Processor)
ONLINE Amy Carter (scooby)
OFFLINE Project 30 (Project 30)
OFFLINE jesse (jesse2008)
OFFLINE fabian villegas (fevilleg)
OFFLINE Jessica S,A. (Forsaken)
OFFLINE Jamie Steatham (Lord Pinkington)
ONLINE Michelle Huff (allmine)
ONLINE Matthew Daniel Carter (Pilgrim)
OFFLINE Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)
 
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Name Entry
Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)

 Created On: 09/16/2008 16:45:06
I got 3 hours of sleep today. I didn't go to sleep until 10 in the morning and no I'm not a crackhead. I was just playing video games and drinking Livewire. Mmmmmmm merlot. I almost do want to drink tonight. Thanks for reminding me amie.

P.S. Just accept the Ramen. It's not going anywhere sister.
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)

 Created On: 09/15/2008 11:26:18
That was EXTREMELY racist.
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)

 Created On: 09/14/2008 10:19:49
Edited By Max Booth III (Zombie Punk) On: 09/14/2008 10:20:01
EXTREME POOOOOO!!!
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)

 Created On: 09/13/2008 21:23:02
EXTREME!!!
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)

 Created On: 09/09/2008 12:19:43
Kind of looks like that mushroom kid from mario.
Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)

 Created On: 09/09/2008 11:32:57
HA! What've you been doing with your fruit amie!? That wasn't YOU on that website was it?

P.S. Is it just me or does that lemon look a little funny..........OH MY GOD! Amie quick! You've got to get that thing out of your stomach now! It's going to blow!

Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)

 Created On: 09/08/2008 14:05:16
Edited By Max Booth III (Zombie Punk) On: 09/08/2008 14:06:50
Is that an ultra-sound for a lemon ... or for a muffin?

Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)

 Created On: 09/04/2008 13:17:59
Yeah go get that medicine amie!

And don't forget to mail me some too.

Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)

 Created On: 09/04/2008 12:54:57
Now I'm sure that this won't surprise you but when I'm feeling sick I just drink some whiskey to kill the germs. A lot of whiskey. The next day I always feel better (as long as I allow myself enough sleep) and bow down to give thanks to our Lord and God. Yep. I sure do. So go get yourself some whiskey amie and don't forget to pick up your kids from school.

Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)

not on the sickbed
 Created On: 09/04/2008 12:51:15
Oh, well that's where you're wrong, Amie. Not smacking your balls on doorknobs is just not normal.

Get with the times

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