Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)
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Created On: 09/20/2008 14:37:56
I'm ... I'm sorry. That was a cheap shot.
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Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)
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Created On: 09/20/2008 06:10:17
"Rock Star"
When you're a rock star
You get to party hard
Champagne and caviar
Tricked out exotic cars
It's just now I thought I'd be
'Xcept the party's not for me
Cause some punk opened a credit card
With my ID
Free -- What?
Free Credit, Report.com
That's the site I'm gonna hit
When I go home
They know how credit works
They send email alerts
Now I'm findin out
How bad reality hurts
"Bike"
Check it out Gas prices blowin up sky high,
Ditched my used subcompact for a two wheeled ride,
Now I'm rollin Eco-friendly but i still look bad,
When the bike store saw my credit they said, "This was all they had,"
I'm singin,
F to the R to the E to the E,
To the C to the R to the E D I T,
RE to the PORT to the DOT to the COM,
Come on everybody grab your bike and sing along it's easy...[/color
"Pirate in Restaurant"
Well they say a man should always dress for the job he wants
So why am i dressed up like a pirate in this restaurant
Its all because some hacker stole my identity
Now I'm in every evening serving chowder and ice tea
Shoulda gone to free credit report dot com
I coulda seen this comin' at me like an atom bomb
They monitor your credit and send you e-mail alerts
So you don't end up selling fish to tourists in t shirts
"Dream Car"
While I was shoppin' for a new car, which one's me?
A cool Convertible or an SUV?
Too bad I didn't know my credit was whack,
Cuz' now I'm drivin' off a lot in a used Subcompact.
F-R-E-E that spells free,
Credit report dot com baby.
Saw their ads on my T.V.
Thought about going, but was too lazy.
Now instead of lookin' fly n rollin' phat,
My legs are sticking to the vinyl and my posse's gettin' laughed at.
F-R-E-E that spells free,
Credit report dot com baby.[/b
"Dreamgirl"
Well I married my dream girl.
I married my dream girl.
But she didnt tell me her credit was bad.
so now instead of living in a pleasant suburb.
we're living in the basement at her mom and dads.
No we cant get a loan
for a respectable home.
Just because my girl defaulted on some old credit card.
If we'd gone to free credit report dot com,
I'd be a happy bachelor with a dog and a yard.
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Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)
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Created On: 09/19/2008 21:49:02
Well at least you didn't do anything weird to me.  I'm getting close to your chapter and I've gotta tell ya fruit, I'm expecting a lot. You better not let me down. 
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Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)
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Created On: 09/19/2008 21:26:15
Edited By Max Booth III (Zombie Punk) On: 09/19/2008 22:47:21
Many things. Many things.
And what is next for the Lemon? Are you going to continue your life as a professional cleaner?
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Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)
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Created On: 09/18/2008 21:19:32
Edited By Max Booth III (Zombie Punk) On: 09/18/2008 21:28:59
Which one lives a stranger life? You'll never guess!
This could seriously be a movie. Maybe like a prequel to Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
Mr. and Mrs. Lemon: shark killing extrodinaire's.
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Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)
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Created On: 09/18/2008 21:01:37
You're like Agent 47 ... but a lemon.
Brilliant!
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Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)
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Created On: 09/16/2008 19:25:33
Well thanks for sparing me.
Hey, guess what I'm eating right at this moment?
I'm not sure if I did mine so right....but it was a lot of fun and really easy to write on a saturday night. I have no life. 
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Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)
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Created On: 09/16/2008 18:36:56
I know you're not. If I ever got a package from you I'd call the bomb squad.
So how was your chapter for the project? You had a little cameo in mine as did Max. I made you both crazy. 
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Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)
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Created On: 09/16/2008 18:29:47
No, never seen it! You know, I should really make a list of movies you just HAVE to see. Well, is there a part two as well?
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Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)
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Created On: 09/16/2008 17:19:42
Edited By Jason Haugh (Something Indecent) On: 09/16/2008 17:22:22
I agree with fridge remark but, as always, will stand on the other side of the Ramen issue. If my fridge had merlot in it all the time I would be a happy man. A happy, drunken, unemployed, unshaven, dirty man. Ah, my dream realized.
I'm thinking maybe I should start getting some weird shit in the mail. Perhaps some food that would dissuade my Ramen tendancies.
But no Mexican Lasagna. Tell the Shark Fighter I'll have no part of it. 
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