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Amie Kerlin (lemon)
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Member Since 03/06/2008
Last Online 08/29/2008
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About Myself: I write random things that come to me when I least expect them.
I'm not a dark person, but for whatever reason a lot of my writing is dark. Leave me comments so that I can improve-- If we don't get criticized, we can't grow. :)

Stories


Published Short Stories

 
DateTitleCategoryHits
Aug 29, 2008A Lover's GardenPoetry 27
Aug 25, 2008Lemon: a HaikuPoetry 217
Aug 12, 2008The Story of a Survivor, Chapter 3Miscellaneous Stories 88
Aug 10, 2008The Story of a Survivor, Chapter 2Miscellaneous Stories 119
Aug 6, 2008The Story of a Survivor, Chapter 1Miscellaneous Stories 289
Aug 3, 2008Walking Along the ShorePoetry 132
Jul 30, 2008Stranded at SeaMiscellaneous Stories 148
Jul 26, 2008The Mexican Lasagna IncidentHumor 211
Jul 21, 2008All Liquid DietMiscellaneous Stories 235
Jul 20, 2008The PastPoetry 109
Jul 20, 2008Once AgainPoetry 113
Jul 16, 2008On The MendPoetry 113
Jul 13, 2008This Internal PoisonPoetry 170
Jul 13, 2008The OnePoetry 184
Jul 12, 2008A Bad DayPoetry 142
Jul 11, 2008The Reluctant LoverMiscellaneous Stories 380
Jul 10, 2008BlindPoetry 127
Jul 9, 2008Life's Little GamesPoetry 120
Jul 9, 2008Insanity of the SanePoetry 123
Jul 3, 2008The ArticleMiscellaneous Stories 298
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Books

TitleDate
Lemon Juice and PoetryAug 2, 2008

Comments

Title article: Stay Back
Date: 2008-08-22 12:58:32

Great rant. My parents bought a brand new Toyota Highlander with all the trimmings two years ago and the FIRST trip they went driving it, a truck like you described cut them off and put a crack in the windshield with a gravel chunk. Just so you know, the company DID pay for it lol

Title article: Hi! My Name Is Ping!
Date: 2008-08-21 20:50:46

lol this was entertaining. I wonder what was going through my disc drive's head when it decided to disappear earlier today. Damn computers.. I'm convinced that all computers should come with a cure all, fix-it tool. Its called a HAMMER. =]

Title article: nobody's fault but my own
Date: 2008-08-21 20:42:08

well, it was interesting, but there are a lot of holes in this mini-story. I think if you went back and expanded on a lot of the thoughts you expressed it could end up being a really good story.  
 
Who was the old man? how did he get injured? where was he coming from and going to?

Title article: Shadows Inside
Date: 2008-08-21 20:39:25

This was excellently done. Your imagery was very good. I could feel your agony here and the desperation in the last few lines. This was full of emotion-- Good job =]

Title article: POETRY: MY SUICIDAL KISSES
Date: 2008-08-21 20:37:06

Yeah this was interesting. I liked the format you used. kind of reminds me of a dictionary of personal definitions. If that made any sense.  
 
I have one question... in the title, did you mean Poetry: OUR suicidal kisses?

Title article: GO-CARTS AT HORNSEA (1957)
Date: 2008-08-21 19:13:55

that was kind of funny. i was wondering where this was going but the last line was the best. 
 
before my dad even let me get my license he took me to visit the grave of a 16 year old girl he tried unsuccessfully to save after she was in an accident.  
 
kids pray that your parents are never paramedics or firefighters if you want to get your license early lol o.O

Title article: The Jesus Caravan
Date: 2008-08-21 17:15:18

i thought it was an interesting story. i liked the reaction you wrote to finding the person.  
 
I agree with the comments about the ending. It was abrupt. I hope you are going to expand this a little more.

Title article: He swoops, he scores
Date: 2008-08-21 16:43:08

haha! that was funny. here I was thinking it was going to be about an eagle going for fish or something, but it was about a gull swiping a kids lunch. Those things are real bastards. when at sea world beware of them when your 3 year old has fish to feed the dolphins. :S

Title article: Before you land
Date: 2008-08-21 13:12:11

That was an interesting poem. I liked your transition to each line. I can honestly say i've had dreams like these lol 
Very nifty idea indeed. keep it coming. =]

Title article: The Grey Dawn
Date: 2008-08-21 12:59:33

Good poem. This had the feeling of hopelessness and sorrow. Very well conveyed. 
 
of course i noticed the spelling error of 'wale'. it should be wail =]

Forum


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08/29/2008 12:28:14Re:PunishmentOff-Topic3091
08/29/2008 12:25:42Re:Proclaim Your RoyaltyOff-Topic232231
08/29/2008 12:22:49Re:Do You....Off-Topic702
08/29/2008 12:19:07Re:THATS IT!! I CALL ShenanigansOff-Topic2284
08/29/2008 12:15:13Re:How Do You?Off-Topic700
08/29/2008 12:13:29Re:Funny LyricsOff-Topic206
08/29/2008 11:58:30Re:Proclaim Your RoyaltyOff-Topic232231
08/29/2008 11:56:48Re:PunishmentOff-Topic3091
08/29/2008 11:53:02Re:Do You....Off-Topic702
08/29/2008 11:51:27Re:THATS IT!! I CALL ShenanigansOff-Topic2284

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OFFLINE Jamie Steatham (Lord Pinkington)
ONLINE Michelle Huff (allmine)
ONLINE Matthew Daniel Carter (Pilgrim)
OFFLINE Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)
OFFLINE Billy (Vango)
ONLINE Philip Neale (philneale1952)
 
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Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)

Created On: 08/28/2008 16:37:12

Hahahaha thanks for sharing that information with me lemon. I'll give share some back. I've used fruit. That's right fruit. I could smoke the shit out of your lemons.

Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)

Created On: 08/28/2008 11:45:25

Yeah........that's what I do with it too. Tabacco.......

Oh you kids.

Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)

Created On: 08/26/2008 16:38:18

A hooka huh? Gee what do you do with that?

Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)

Created On: 08/26/2008 11:38:34

I feel so terrible. You'd think having to work at 2 would give me plenty of time to sleep and heal right? That's so not the case here. I was up past 9A.M. at a friend's goodbye party. I just want to fall over and either die, or sleep for the rest of the day. I just thought I'd share my suffering. I miss my mattress......

Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)

Created On: 08/25/2008 08:20:08

7up and brandy hmmm? Sounds a little to highclass for this farmboy. Grey Goose is delicous. And expensive. Now I want it.

Yeah getting drunk with family is pretty good. We got our mom to throw up last x-mas. She only drinks a couple times a year so it was an accomplishment we were all proud of. I have a picture of it on my phone.

Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)

Created On: 08/25/2008 07:39:57

lol good line with the cake. I've never had the privelage of drinking with a navy man. I've gotten drunk with a corrections officer but he was a dick. He kept bragging about all the pain he had inflicted on people. That's a good piece for a story though. Hhhmmm......

Have you ever written a story while your drunk? I'm always like, "yeah this is awesome whooooo!!!" Then the next day I'm like, "Hhhmmmm......"

Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)

Created On: 08/25/2008 06:49:41

So when are you going to mail me some food lemon? I need to eat!!!

............and sleep. I got drunk last night, slept for 2 hours, and now I'm checking people out of the hotel. I'm pretty sure I'll be sober by the time I get off.

Then again I feel like death so maybe sobriety isn't what I need. Good thing this place is close to a gas station.

Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)

Created On: 08/22/2008 22:21:27

Well there's gonna be a freakers ball
Tonight at the freakers hall
And you know, you're invited one and all

Come on babies grease your lips
Grab your hats and swing your hips
Don't forget to bring your whips
We're going to the freakers ball

Blow your whistle and bang your gong
Roll up something to take along
It feels so good it must be wrong
We're freakin at the freakers ball

Where all the fags and the dykes they're boogyin' together
The leather freaks are dressed in all kinds of leather
The greatest of the sadists and the masochists too
Screaming "Please hit me, and I'll hit you"

The FBI are dancing with the junkies
All the straights, are swinging with the fogies
Across the floor and up the wall
We're freakin at the freakers ball
Yall, we're freakin at the freakers ball

Everybody's kissing each other
Brother with sister, son with mother
Smear my body up with butter
Take me to the freakers ball

Pass that roach please and pour the wine
I'll kiss yours if you'll kiss mine
I'm gonna boogie till i go blind
We're freakin at the freakers ball

White ones, black ones, yellow ones, red ones
Necrophiliacs looking for dead ones
The greatest of the sadist and the masochists too
Screaming "Please hit me, and I'll hit you"

Everybody's fallin' in batches
Pyromaniacs striking matches
I'm gonna itch me where it scratches
Freaking at the freakers ball

Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)

Created On: 08/22/2008 22:19:06

Puke has inspired many great stories. Use its power amie. But beware! For it might end up controlling you in the end. You must try to resist the vomits charm at all times! Otherwise........darkness awaits you.

Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)

Created On: 08/22/2008 21:46:29

Silly Max. Playing with his Kennedy Corpses.

No I haven't seen that commercial. But now I want to! Oh and by the way, my hair smells exactly how it looks. Excellent.

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