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Amie Kerlin (lemon)
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Member Since 03/06/2008
Last Online 10/13/2008
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About Myself: I write random things that come to me when I least expect them.
I'm not a dark person, but for whatever reason a lot of my writing is dark. Leave me comments so that I can improve-- If we don't get criticized, we can't grow. :)

Stories


Published Short Stories

 
DateTitleCategoryHits
Oct 12, 2008When I Think of YouMiscellaneous Stories 93
Sep 15, 2008The WaitressMiscellaneous Stories 1142
Aug 29, 2008A Lover's GardenPoetry 152
Aug 25, 2008Lemon: a HaikuPoetry 392
Aug 12, 2008The Story of a Survivor, Chapter 3Miscellaneous Stories 159
Aug 10, 2008The Story of a Survivor, Chapter 2Miscellaneous Stories 181
Aug 6, 2008The Story of a Survivor, Chapter 1Miscellaneous Stories 382
Aug 3, 2008Walking Along the ShorePoetry 207
Jul 30, 2008Stranded at SeaMiscellaneous Stories 239
Jul 26, 2008The Mexican Lasagna IncidentHumor 277
Jul 21, 2008All Liquid DietMiscellaneous Stories 299
Jul 20, 2008The PastPoetry 143
Jul 20, 2008Once AgainPoetry 142
Jul 16, 2008On The MendPoetry 146
Jul 13, 2008This Internal PoisonPoetry 216
Jul 13, 2008The OnePoetry 227
Jul 12, 2008A Bad DayPoetry 192
Jul 11, 2008The Reluctant LoverMiscellaneous Stories 428
Jul 10, 2008BlindPoetry 168
Jul 9, 2008Life's Little GamesPoetry 166
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Books

TitleDate
Lemon Juice and PoetryAug 2, 2008

Comments

Title article: Survival, Chapter 16
Date: 2008-09-19 22:52:15

Good idea writing in an 'after the crash' time with the island as a flashback.  
 
interesting idea :)

Title article: Survival, Chapter 14
Date: 2008-09-19 22:49:16

Good chapter. I liked all the description that went into the plane sinking.  
 
Why didn't I think of a nudist island? hehehe!

Title article: Survival, Chapter 13
Date: 2008-09-19 17:55:11

This was really good. i liked the way things unfolded and how you had mrs. Q there on the island with you... or was she a hallucination? oooooo mysterious. :)

Title article: Survival, Chapter 12
Date: 2008-09-19 17:51:04

Where was the sex scene in this chapter Phil? haha! 
 
Great chapter, your descriptions were really good.

Title article: Survival, Chapter 11
Date: 2008-09-19 17:47:28

lmao that M Night comment about the twist was hilarious! 
 
funny stuff max funny stuff. So do you think if we lick people's brains we can get their thoughts? hmmmm... who's brain would i lick? mwahahahaaaaaaa

Title article: Survival, Chapter 10
Date: 2008-09-19 17:43:36

very random chapter....Stephen HA! 
 
thats what you get for calling people retards lol 
 
=]

Title article: Survival, Chapter 9
Date: 2008-09-19 17:39:23

You sacrificed us to the apes! You are a brat aren't you =P 
 
anyway, you got yours when mrs. q was bubblehead! funny chapter =]

Title article: Survival, Chapter 8
Date: 2008-09-19 17:31:17

sheesh I forgot that I DID put Jason in my chapter lol. He kind of disappeared though... weird.  
 
~*sorry Jason lol*~  
 
Christian.. I KNOW you would have sold me out to the cannibals. =P

Title article: Survival, Chapter 7
Date: 2008-09-19 17:28:06

That is so sad. I'm glad to hear its not autobiographical (jeez thats a big word..even for me)  
 
Anyway... Good chapter.. it evoked feelings other than humor.

Title article: Survival, Chapter 6
Date: 2008-09-19 17:23:05

Great! I too share that large body of water allergy haha. for the same reasons too!  
 
Anyway, loved the whole thing and your X marks the spot joke was kinda funny lol

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Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)

Created On: 10/13/2008 03:40:37
Edited By Jason Haugh (Something Indecent) On: 10/13/2008 03:42:41


Now why would i dress up like ramen amie? That's just silly. I wanted to dress up as something clever but just ended up throwing out the first thing I could think of.

I could only imagine what you picked. *rolling eyes* Let me guess though. It has seeds, citrus, and skin. Errrrrr I can't think of anything clever right now since my brain is rotting at the moment. Please come back during normal operating hours. Thank you.

P.S. l;sfjvqtipe hweoq.

Michelle Huff (allmine)

Mmmmm...not sure
Created On: 10/12/2008 14:31:06

That's a lovely picture of your lemoness

Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)

Created On: 10/12/2008 14:09:01

Yeah, that's good you're actually researching the thing. Most people wouldn't do that and end up screwing it up. By the way, have you seen the episode of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia where the gang gets held up, and they fear that they'll get stockholm syndrome? Good stuff ...

Oh, well sorry to offend you! I really like that pic by the way. I mean, I REALLY like it.

Uhh, anyways ... in that case, the robbers should wear your skin.

Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)

Created On: 10/12/2008 13:48:27

Oh, like Patty Hearst (think that's her name)? Cool ... but one thing. When they commit the robbery, the disguise they're wearing has to be that lemon suit in your profile pic.

Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)

Created On: 10/11/2008 15:44:48

Sup, lemon lime?

Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)

Created On: 09/27/2008 19:41:40

I was just on the freecreditreport website .... damn i was so close to signing you up .... why do zombies have to be so nice? it isn't fair!

Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)

Created On: 09/27/2008 19:32:05

Hey, hey, you don't want to do anything you might regret, do you?

Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)

Created On: 09/27/2008 18:01:20

I'll sign you up for the NAMBLA newsletter ...

North American Marlon Brando Look Alikes

Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)

Created On: 09/27/2008 13:50:16

SPAM!!!

ha! told you i'd get you back

Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)

Created On: 09/22/2008 08:28:59
Edited By Max Booth III (Zombie Punk) On: 09/22/2008 15:25:20


I know ..... i should really start doing that. I mean, you can never have enough pictures of Lemons .......

I'm writing a story about a zombie who mugs a human ....... it's called Pauly Shore Is Undead.

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