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Amie Kerlin (lemon)
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Member Since 03/06/2008
Last Online 09/04/2008
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About Myself: I write random things that come to me when I least expect them.
I'm not a dark person, but for whatever reason a lot of my writing is dark. Leave me comments so that I can improve-- If we don't get criticized, we can't grow. :)

Stories


Published Short Stories

 
DateTitleCategoryHits
Aug 29, 2008A Lover's GardenPoetry 97
Aug 25, 2008Lemon: a HaikuPoetry 301
Aug 12, 2008The Story of a Survivor, Chapter 3Miscellaneous Stories 106
Aug 10, 2008The Story of a Survivor, Chapter 2Miscellaneous Stories 127
Aug 6, 2008The Story of a Survivor, Chapter 1Miscellaneous Stories 301
Aug 3, 2008Walking Along the ShorePoetry 137
Jul 30, 2008Stranded at SeaMiscellaneous Stories 158
Jul 26, 2008The Mexican Lasagna IncidentHumor 228
Jul 21, 2008All Liquid DietMiscellaneous Stories 248
Jul 20, 2008The PastPoetry 114
Jul 20, 2008Once AgainPoetry 117
Jul 16, 2008On The MendPoetry 116
Jul 13, 2008This Internal PoisonPoetry 179
Jul 13, 2008The OnePoetry 189
Jul 12, 2008A Bad DayPoetry 148
Jul 11, 2008The Reluctant LoverMiscellaneous Stories 393
Jul 10, 2008BlindPoetry 133
Jul 9, 2008Life's Little GamesPoetry 126
Jul 9, 2008Insanity of the SanePoetry 132
Jul 3, 2008The ArticleMiscellaneous Stories 307
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Books

TitleDate
Lemon Juice and PoetryAug 2, 2008

Comments

Title article: MARY'S MIXED MEDITATIONS.
Date: 2008-08-29 12:44:56

this was really interesting. not your usual format, but it was well written. you paid a lot of attention to the small things and i think the character was well developed.  
Great job =]

Title article: Nothing Compared
Date: 2008-08-29 12:04:24

lol thanks for describing that so eloquently Jessie

Title article: Upheaval and Restoration
Date: 2008-08-29 09:47:06

That was really detailed and interesting. I saw this in my minds eye as clearly as if i were there. The poor sloth didnt have a chance it seemed anyway even if the tsunami hadn't come. I like how you didnt dwell too long on the tsunami itself.. it made it seem like a silent killer. 
 
Great job =]

Title article: Befitting the Undead
Date: 2008-08-28 21:28:06

I thought it was good Jason. the rhyme schemes changing wasnt bad actually.  
When i first saw the title i thought for sure it was going to be zombie porn, but thank God it wasnt lol 
 
Does this mean there will be more myspace recordings soon? those are REALLY funny! 
 
=]

Title article: I just wanna move on!
Date: 2008-08-28 21:24:56

Very well done with the emotional aspect. Its always hard when people in our lives whether friends or significant others, leave us behind.  
 
I'd run a spell check just to get those few pesky words spelled wrong out of the beautiful poem. =]

Title article: A Woman We called "MAMA"
Date: 2008-08-28 21:21:04

That was a really heartfelt story. I'm thankful that my mother is still around and still young! she's only 51 :) 
I think that you accurately described the emotions that come with the death of someones mother though. Good job =]

Title article: ALL SHOOK UP.
Date: 2008-08-28 17:19:15

this was excellently done. I really felt for the woman. I would imagine that is how it really is for the women who have been raped. I don't know if i could handle such a thing and not let it permanently bruise me either.  
 
Great job =]

Title article: Nothing Compared
Date: 2008-08-28 16:58:51

Some people write about their feelings during depression when there is no way to explain happy. Some of us have a chemical imbalance that makes us perpetually unhappy.. so your telling us to get over it and just be happy kind of reads like a slap in the face. 
 
now that said, Poetically your poem was very well written.

Title article: Trippy Tale
Date: 2008-08-28 16:41:01

oh goodness. this was interesting lol 
 
so lemme guess, your 'special drawer' holds some 'special stuff' that enables you to write trippy tales. funny poem/story though =]

Title article: Highly Decorated
Date: 2008-08-28 16:38:54

lol that was a nice story Phil. I hope you dont ever cheat on your sweatshirt with a sweater... haha.  
 
I think we've all got that one super-comfortable-but-not- good-enough-to-wear-out-of- the-house shirt that we only wear to the home depot and back. =]

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09/04/2008 14:56:53Re:Zombie Stories!Off-Topic1130
09/04/2008 14:53:49Re:The Ramen RevolutionOff-Topic1256
09/04/2008 14:45:53Re:the GodfatherOff-Topic197
09/03/2008 17:14:51Re:Zombie Stories!Off-Topic1130
09/03/2008 17:12:29Re:The Ramen RevolutionOff-Topic1256
09/02/2008 20:52:02Re:The Ramen RevolutionOff-Topic1256
09/02/2008 20:41:49Re:The Ramen RevolutionOff-Topic1256
09/02/2008 16:27:49Re:The Ramen RevolutionOff-Topic1256
09/02/2008 16:27:06Re:Proclaim Your RoyaltyOff-Topic247139
09/02/2008 12:45:57Re:The Ramen RevolutionOff-Topic1256

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OFFLINE Michelle Huff (allmine)
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OFFLINE Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)
OFFLINE Billy (Vango)
ONLINE Philip Neale (philneale1952)
 
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Name Entry
Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)

Created On: 09/04/2008 13:17:59

Yeah go get that medicine amie!

And don't forget to mail me some too.

Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)

Created On: 09/04/2008 12:54:57

Now I'm sure that this won't surprise you but when I'm feeling sick I just drink some whiskey to kill the germs. A lot of whiskey. The next day I always feel better (as long as I allow myself enough sleep) and bow down to give thanks to our Lord and God. Yep. I sure do. So go get yourself some whiskey amie and don't forget to pick up your kids from school.

Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)

not on the sickbed
Created On: 09/04/2008 12:51:15

Oh, well that's where you're wrong, Amie. Not smacking your balls on doorknobs is just not normal.

Get with the times

Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)

Created On: 09/04/2008 12:01:54

NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! Not lemons amie please!!! I have Pledge alright. I know what lemons smell like. Besides I don't want your rotted fruit in my mailbox. We just vacuumed it.

Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)

Created On: 09/02/2008 19:03:21

Yeah mail me something. I love getting stuff in the mail. Like anthrax. Someone was kind enough to send me some and I got fucked up for weeks. I went to a doctor later cuz I wasn't feeling well and he told me that I should be dead. So I just threw my hands in the air and yelled, "I beat death! My body is kickass!" And then he said I'd be getting another package in the mail. It was kind of weird.......

Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)

Created On: 09/02/2008 15:16:24

Hell yeah I want you to mail me stuff. Here's a list of some of the stuff you should send me:
Sleep, food, money, hair, fingernails, socks, skin, a child, movies, clown make-up, furniture cleaner, candy, alcohol, cigarettes, wacky tobacky, pillows.

I could go on forever but I think I'll let you get caught up on the list before I start adding more. Come on amie hop to it!

Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)

Created On: 09/02/2008 12:20:58

I'm not drunk today. Woooo!! But I'm still uber tired. My unemployed roommate is on the couch right now prbably taking a nap and watching Sonny Chiba movies. That bastard.

Well I'm glad that you got so much sleep amie. Maybe you should put some in an envelope and mail it to me so I'm not so low. Come on amie, mail me some sleep. I'll give you more merlot.

Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)

Created On: 09/01/2008 03:31:44

Oh my God I did it again. So there I was last night about an hour away from going to bed when my friend calls telling me he's having a going away party at a bar near my house. I'm surprised even though he had left me a text two days prior that I dismissed almost immediately. So I go, get the taste, and stay up two hours before I'm suppossed to be at work. So I show up here 8 minutes late, drive some angry pilots to the airport, and now I'm left sitting on this stool trying not to fall asleep while the good people eat their breakfast. God I hate mornings.

P.S. I can't even go to sleep when I get off! I have to go and see some people that claim to be my family and desire my presence for 24 hours. How dare they right? Taking up MY precious time all because they have to fulfill whatever kind of secret agenda they have planned for my benevolent soul.

P.Sx2 I'm using your page more as an outlet than a correspondence. So feel free not to reply to my bitching. God I just wish I could go back to sleep sometime today....

Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)

Created On: 08/29/2008 20:44:15

You just take out two little chunks one on the top and one on the hey wait! I'm not going to explain how to use fruit! You're trying to incriminate me aren't you!? Now this could just be paranoia but I think you have a secret agenda you're not telling me about. Just what are you conspiring?

Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)

Created On: 08/28/2008 16:37:12

Hahahaha thanks for sharing that information with me lemon. I'll give share some back. I've used fruit. That's right fruit. I could smoke the shit out of your lemons.

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