Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)
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Created On: 08/28/2008 16:37:12
Hahahaha thanks for sharing that information with me lemon. I'll give share some back. I've used fruit. That's right fruit. I could smoke the shit out of your lemons. 
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Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)
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Created On: 08/28/2008 11:45:25
Yeah........that's what I do with it too. Tabacco.......
Oh you kids.
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Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)
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Created On: 08/26/2008 16:38:18
A hooka huh? Gee what do you do with that? 
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Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)
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Created On: 08/26/2008 11:38:34
I feel so terrible. You'd think having to work at 2 would give me plenty of time to sleep and heal right? That's so not the case here. I was up past 9A.M. at a friend's goodbye party. I just want to fall over and either die, or sleep for the rest of the day. I just thought I'd share my suffering. I miss my mattress...... 
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Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)
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Created On: 08/25/2008 08:20:08
7up and brandy hmmm? Sounds a little to highclass for this farmboy. Grey Goose is delicous. And expensive. Now I want it.
Yeah getting drunk with family is pretty good. We got our mom to throw up last x-mas. She only drinks a couple times a year so it was an accomplishment we were all proud of. I have a picture of it on my phone. 
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Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)
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Created On: 08/25/2008 07:39:57
lol good line with the cake. I've never had the privelage of drinking with a navy man. I've gotten drunk with a corrections officer but he was a dick. He kept bragging about all the pain he had inflicted on people. That's a good piece for a story though. Hhhmmm......
Have you ever written a story while your drunk? I'm always like, "yeah this is awesome whooooo!!!" Then the next day I'm like, "Hhhmmmm......" 
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Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)
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Created On: 08/25/2008 06:49:41
So when are you going to mail me some food lemon? I need to eat!!!
............and sleep. I got drunk last night, slept for 2 hours, and now I'm checking people out of the hotel. I'm pretty sure I'll be sober by the time I get off.
Then again I feel like death so maybe sobriety isn't what I need. Good thing this place is close to a gas station. 
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Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)
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Created On: 08/22/2008 22:21:27     
Well there's gonna be a freakers ball
Tonight at the freakers hall
And you know, you're invited one and all
Come on babies grease your lips
Grab your hats and swing your hips
Don't forget to bring your whips
We're going to the freakers ball
Blow your whistle and bang your gong
Roll up something to take along
It feels so good it must be wrong
We're freakin at the freakers ball
Where all the fags and the dykes they're boogyin' together
The leather freaks are dressed in all kinds of leather
The greatest of the sadists and the masochists too
Screaming "Please hit me, and I'll hit you"
The FBI are dancing with the junkies
All the straights, are swinging with the fogies
Across the floor and up the wall
We're freakin at the freakers ball
Yall, we're freakin at the freakers ball
Everybody's kissing each other
Brother with sister, son with mother
Smear my body up with butter
Take me to the freakers ball
Pass that roach please and pour the wine
I'll kiss yours if you'll kiss mine
I'm gonna boogie till i go blind
We're freakin at the freakers ball
White ones, black ones, yellow ones, red ones
Necrophiliacs looking for dead ones
The greatest of the sadist and the masochists too
Screaming "Please hit me, and I'll hit you"
Everybody's fallin' in batches
Pyromaniacs striking matches
I'm gonna itch me where it scratches
Freaking at the freakers ball
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Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)
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Created On: 08/22/2008 22:19:06
Puke has inspired many great stories. Use its power amie. But beware! For it might end up controlling you in the end. You must try to resist the vomits charm at all times! Otherwise........darkness awaits you.
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Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)
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Created On: 08/22/2008 21:46:29
Silly Max. Playing with his Kennedy Corpses.
No I haven't seen that commercial. But now I want to! Oh and by the way, my hair smells exactly how it looks. Excellent. 
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