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Amie Kerlin (lemon)
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Member Since 03/06/2008
Last Online 08/29/2008
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About Myself: I write random things that come to me when I least expect them.
I'm not a dark person, but for whatever reason a lot of my writing is dark. Leave me comments so that I can improve-- If we don't get criticized, we can't grow. :)

Stories


Published Short Stories

 
DateTitleCategoryHits
Aug 29, 2008A Lover's GardenPoetry 55
Aug 25, 2008Lemon: a HaikuPoetry 219
Aug 12, 2008The Story of a Survivor, Chapter 3Miscellaneous Stories 88
Aug 10, 2008The Story of a Survivor, Chapter 2Miscellaneous Stories 119
Aug 6, 2008The Story of a Survivor, Chapter 1Miscellaneous Stories 289
Aug 3, 2008Walking Along the ShorePoetry 132
Jul 30, 2008Stranded at SeaMiscellaneous Stories 148
Jul 26, 2008The Mexican Lasagna IncidentHumor 213
Jul 21, 2008All Liquid DietMiscellaneous Stories 235
Jul 20, 2008The PastPoetry 109
Jul 20, 2008Once AgainPoetry 114
Jul 16, 2008On The MendPoetry 113
Jul 13, 2008This Internal PoisonPoetry 170
Jul 13, 2008The OnePoetry 184
Jul 12, 2008A Bad DayPoetry 142
Jul 11, 2008The Reluctant LoverMiscellaneous Stories 380
Jul 10, 2008BlindPoetry 127
Jul 9, 2008Life's Little GamesPoetry 120
Jul 9, 2008Insanity of the SanePoetry 123
Jul 3, 2008The ArticleMiscellaneous Stories 298
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Books

TitleDate
Lemon Juice and PoetryAug 2, 2008

Comments

Total number of comments: 804

Title article: A Lover's Garden
Date: 2008-08-29 18:43:00

Harmattan- Chemically imbalanced and love are two different things. you sir are being a smartass.

Title article: freedom floats
Date: 2008-08-29 13:54:06

interesting lol. i'm wondering whats with all the necrophelia lately (yikes) 
 
which pixies song is this from anyway?  
 
it was well written though. =]

Title article: The Crumbling of a Banjo
Date: 2008-08-29 12:48:13

This was very good. I liked the feel of this poem. many people write off older folks because they are...well.. old, but as your last two lines state, the body may crumble, but the mind still works.  
 
you might want to fix the third line 
'do you my wrinkles make me different?'

Title article: MARY'S MIXED MEDITATIONS.
Date: 2008-08-29 12:44:56

this was really interesting. not your usual format, but it was well written. you paid a lot of attention to the small things and i think the character was well developed.  
Great job =]

Title article: Nothing Compared
Date: 2008-08-29 12:04:24

lol thanks for describing that so eloquently Jessie

Title article: Upheaval and Restoration
Date: 2008-08-29 09:47:06

That was really detailed and interesting. I saw this in my minds eye as clearly as if i were there. The poor sloth didnt have a chance it seemed anyway even if the tsunami hadn't come. I like how you didnt dwell too long on the tsunami itself.. it made it seem like a silent killer. 
 
Great job =]

Title article: Befitting the Undead
Date: 2008-08-28 21:28:06

I thought it was good Jason. the rhyme schemes changing wasnt bad actually.  
When i first saw the title i thought for sure it was going to be zombie porn, but thank God it wasnt lol 
 
Does this mean there will be more myspace recordings soon? those are REALLY funny! 
 
=]

Title article: I just wanna move on!
Date: 2008-08-28 21:24:56

Very well done with the emotional aspect. Its always hard when people in our lives whether friends or significant others, leave us behind.  
 
I'd run a spell check just to get those few pesky words spelled wrong out of the beautiful poem. =]

Title article: A Woman We called "MAMA"
Date: 2008-08-28 21:21:04

That was a really heartfelt story. I'm thankful that my mother is still around and still young! she's only 51 :) 
I think that you accurately described the emotions that come with the death of someones mother though. Good job =]

Title article: ALL SHOOK UP.
Date: 2008-08-28 17:19:15

this was excellently done. I really felt for the woman. I would imagine that is how it really is for the women who have been raped. I don't know if i could handle such a thing and not let it permanently bruise me either.  
 
Great job =]

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OFFLINE Jessica S,A. (Forsaken)
OFFLINE Jamie Steatham (Lord Pinkington)
OFFLINE Michelle Huff (allmine)
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OFFLINE Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)
OFFLINE Billy (Vango)
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Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)

Created On: 08/28/2008 16:37:12

Hahahaha thanks for sharing that information with me lemon. I'll give share some back. I've used fruit. That's right fruit. I could smoke the shit out of your lemons.

Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)

Created On: 08/28/2008 11:45:25

Yeah........that's what I do with it too. Tabacco.......

Oh you kids.

Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)

Created On: 08/26/2008 16:38:18

A hooka huh? Gee what do you do with that?

Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)

Created On: 08/26/2008 11:38:34

I feel so terrible. You'd think having to work at 2 would give me plenty of time to sleep and heal right? That's so not the case here. I was up past 9A.M. at a friend's goodbye party. I just want to fall over and either die, or sleep for the rest of the day. I just thought I'd share my suffering. I miss my mattress......

Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)

Created On: 08/25/2008 08:20:08

7up and brandy hmmm? Sounds a little to highclass for this farmboy. Grey Goose is delicous. And expensive. Now I want it.

Yeah getting drunk with family is pretty good. We got our mom to throw up last x-mas. She only drinks a couple times a year so it was an accomplishment we were all proud of. I have a picture of it on my phone.

Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)

Created On: 08/25/2008 07:39:57

lol good line with the cake. I've never had the privelage of drinking with a navy man. I've gotten drunk with a corrections officer but he was a dick. He kept bragging about all the pain he had inflicted on people. That's a good piece for a story though. Hhhmmm......

Have you ever written a story while your drunk? I'm always like, "yeah this is awesome whooooo!!!" Then the next day I'm like, "Hhhmmmm......"

Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)

Created On: 08/25/2008 06:49:41

So when are you going to mail me some food lemon? I need to eat!!!

............and sleep. I got drunk last night, slept for 2 hours, and now I'm checking people out of the hotel. I'm pretty sure I'll be sober by the time I get off.

Then again I feel like death so maybe sobriety isn't what I need. Good thing this place is close to a gas station.

Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)

Created On: 08/22/2008 22:21:27

Well there's gonna be a freakers ball
Tonight at the freakers hall
And you know, you're invited one and all

Come on babies grease your lips
Grab your hats and swing your hips
Don't forget to bring your whips
We're going to the freakers ball

Blow your whistle and bang your gong
Roll up something to take along
It feels so good it must be wrong
We're freakin at the freakers ball

Where all the fags and the dykes they're boogyin' together
The leather freaks are dressed in all kinds of leather
The greatest of the sadists and the masochists too
Screaming "Please hit me, and I'll hit you"

The FBI are dancing with the junkies
All the straights, are swinging with the fogies
Across the floor and up the wall
We're freakin at the freakers ball
Yall, we're freakin at the freakers ball

Everybody's kissing each other
Brother with sister, son with mother
Smear my body up with butter
Take me to the freakers ball

Pass that roach please and pour the wine
I'll kiss yours if you'll kiss mine
I'm gonna boogie till i go blind
We're freakin at the freakers ball

White ones, black ones, yellow ones, red ones
Necrophiliacs looking for dead ones
The greatest of the sadist and the masochists too
Screaming "Please hit me, and I'll hit you"

Everybody's fallin' in batches
Pyromaniacs striking matches
I'm gonna itch me where it scratches
Freaking at the freakers ball

Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)

Created On: 08/22/2008 22:19:06

Puke has inspired many great stories. Use its power amie. But beware! For it might end up controlling you in the end. You must try to resist the vomits charm at all times! Otherwise........darkness awaits you.

Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)

Created On: 08/22/2008 21:46:29

Silly Max. Playing with his Kennedy Corpses.

No I haven't seen that commercial. But now I want to! Oh and by the way, my hair smells exactly how it looks. Excellent.

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