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A Ticket to Tewkesbury

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Amie Kerlin (lemon)
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Last Online 11/19/2008
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About Myself: I write random things that come to me when I least expect them.
I'm not a dark person, but for whatever reason a lot of my writing is dark. Leave me comments so that I can improve-- If we don't get criticized, we can't grow. :)

Stories


Published Short Stories

 
DateTitleCategoryHits
Oct 27, 2008The Wine Wins AgainPoetry 348
Oct 22, 2008Affair's EndPoetry 279
Oct 12, 2008When I Think of YouMiscellaneous Stories 595
Sep 15, 2008The WaitressMiscellaneous Stories 1283
Aug 29, 2008A Lover's GardenPoetry 209
Aug 25, 2008Lemon: a HaikuPoetry 480
Aug 12, 2008The Story of a Survivor, Chapter 3Miscellaneous Stories 206
Aug 10, 2008The Story of a Survivor, Chapter 2Miscellaneous Stories 251
Aug 6, 2008The Story of a Survivor, Chapter 1Miscellaneous Stories 442
Aug 3, 2008Walking Along the ShorePoetry 289
Jul 30, 2008Stranded at SeaMiscellaneous Stories 325
Jul 26, 2008The Mexican Lasagna IncidentHumor 323
Jul 21, 2008All Liquid DietMiscellaneous Stories 341
Jul 20, 2008The PastPoetry 187
Jul 20, 2008Once AgainPoetry 192
Jul 16, 2008On The MendPoetry 190
Jul 13, 2008This Internal PoisonPoetry 270
Jul 13, 2008The OnePoetry 271
Jul 12, 2008A Bad DayPoetry 239
Jul 11, 2008The Reluctant LoverMiscellaneous Stories 485
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Books

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Lemon Juice and PoetryAug 2, 2008

Comments

Title article: Halloween, Chapter 4
Date: 2008-10-31 15:07:54

here i am..blushing again lol

Title article: Halloween, Chapter 3
Date: 2008-10-31 15:06:50

you know, where i live mcdonalds is directly across the street from burger king... crazy i know.  
 
Great random ramblings my friend =]

Title article: Halloween, Chapter 2
Date: 2008-10-31 11:48:43

the Internet Bunny suit? niiice.  
for some reason.. i dont know why... but i bet you really DO walk around the house in a bunny suit.. just like that poor kid from A Christmas Story.

Title article: Halloween, Chapter 1
Date: 2008-10-31 11:44:49

nice job! it was cool how you wrote this from the point of view of a total stranger just watching the whole thing take place. VERY funny about the tweezer thing at the mcdonalds hahaha!

Title article: The Smell
Date: 2008-10-31 09:54:41

this was interesting, but darnit.. i thought that 'the smell' was going to be the smell of death. darn my morbidity! 
 
 
really though this had a sense of mystery about it, it was vague, but many encounters like this are.  
=]

Title article: Scars
Date: 2008-10-28 23:19:04

Very nicely done... this had a very bleak and hopeless tone.  
I could feel the pain the poem expressed line by line. 
wonderful job!  
 
somehow my usual smiley at the end of my comments just doesnt seem right here =[

Title article: SPAM (the good kind! yes there is a good kind)
Date: 2008-10-28 23:13:45

this was interesting... i've already talked about my spam experience in the forums, so i won't repeat myself here haha! 
 
nice job though.. very...spammish =]

Title article: The Wine Wins Again
Date: 2008-10-28 20:03:19

you'll be waiting awhile Cody haha 
 
i wrote this when i was pretty buzzed to begin with so the imagery is pretty darn accurate lol...

Title article: Affair's End
Date: 2008-10-25 13:34:50

yes the choppy lines and the weird imagery was done on purpose. 
 
the imagery was actually supposed to be what he was feeling/seeing as he was dying by her hand. :-| like i said in the keywords.. my poems are never pretty are they? lol

Title article: Neither Borrower nor Lender Be
Date: 2008-10-23 18:18:59

That was sweet! my kids usually ask for a 'bite' which ends up being the whole piece. haha! 
 
Nicely written with lots of detail, but not so much that it detracts from the main point.  
 
Great job.. by the way.. the picture you used looks delicious =]

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Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)

 Created On: 11/03/2008 06:19:58
Ha! Sounds like YOU were having a good time. I had to wait 20 minutes in the drive thru (while nervously looking at my hotel) but the food was fresh and I didn't miss any calls. I was going to mail some of it out to California but then I remembered that you owe me mail. Mail me some old rotting food and I will return the favor.

Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)

 Created On: 11/01/2008 21:44:12
Ramen should be packaged everywhere and givin with everything. Because its just that good.

I just ate some greasy McDonalds. It wasn't as gross as usual.

Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)

 Created On: 11/01/2008 19:52:20
Agreed. Some things just shouldn't be packaged and sold. Like ranch.

Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)

 Created On: 10/30/2008 16:04:28
You ever try the Camo 40's? Fucking nasty! I was poor one night and promised myself I would never be that poor again.

Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)

 Created On: 10/30/2008 11:56:41
Hey I was handling that parked car like a pro.

Dan and I tried making a crude version of a white russian. We used vodka, chocolate, coffee flavor, and milk. We called it the Red Moose. Definitely a one or two drink deal. Afterwards you're too bloated to even get drunk. Not exactly the best drink. But a good one off starter!
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)

 Created On: 10/29/2008 12:09:16
No it is not a bad thing. Entertaining the folks around here is what we strive for, and it looks like we've done our part.

No but really, I catch you on my lawn again, I'm calling the cops. Goddamn hoodlums...

What are you stuck on with the story? Dude/lady gets stockholm, dressses up as a lemon, and robs some shit. Simple.

Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)

 Created On: 10/28/2008 14:16:08
Oh I'm a fancy drinker. Love that box stuff. You know you do too lemon! And I'm not talking about wine.

Actually I am.
Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)

 Created On: 10/28/2008 11:51:44
So sorry to have missed out on your buzzin lemon. And to answer your question I do work. I'm just addicted to wikipedia again. Got back on the horse.

Sooooooooo I'm still waiting for my package in the mail. What'd you send me? A box of wine perhaps?

Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)

 Created On: 10/24/2008 19:39:10
Stop being so vague.
Stop asking questions.
Why can't you answer my questions?
Oh I can.
But you don't.
Exactly.
Jesus.....
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)

 Created On: 10/24/2008 10:03:30
Edited By Max Booth III (Zombie Punk) On: 10/24/2008 10:04:58
Yeah, especially if you say it to your friend Zack, who's married to somebody named Miri.

This poster cracks me up everytime I look at it. (pay attention towards the bottom of it

CLICK ME HARD!
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