Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)
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Created On: 09/04/2008 13:17:59
Yeah go get that medicine amie!
And don't forget to mail me some too. 
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Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)
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Created On: 09/04/2008 12:54:57
Now I'm sure that this won't surprise you but when I'm feeling sick I just drink some whiskey to kill the germs. A lot of whiskey. The next day I always feel better (as long as I allow myself enough sleep) and bow down to give thanks to our Lord and God. Yep. I sure do. So go get yourself some whiskey amie and don't forget to pick up your kids from school. 
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Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)
not on the sickbed
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Created On: 09/04/2008 12:51:15     
Oh, well that's where you're wrong, Amie. Not smacking your balls on doorknobs is just not normal.
Get with the times 
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Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)
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Created On: 09/04/2008 12:01:54
NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! Not lemons amie please!!! I have Pledge alright. I know what lemons smell like. Besides I don't want your rotted fruit in my mailbox. We just vacuumed it. 
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Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)
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Created On: 09/02/2008 19:03:21
Yeah mail me something. I love getting stuff in the mail. Like anthrax. Someone was kind enough to send me some and I got fucked up for weeks. I went to a doctor later cuz I wasn't feeling well and he told me that I should be dead. So I just threw my hands in the air and yelled, "I beat death! My body is kickass!" And then he said I'd be getting another package in the mail. It was kind of weird....... 
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Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)
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Created On: 09/02/2008 15:16:24
Hell yeah I want you to mail me stuff. Here's a list of some of the stuff you should send me:
Sleep, food, money, hair, fingernails, socks, skin, a child, movies, clown make-up, furniture cleaner, candy, alcohol, cigarettes, wacky tobacky, pillows.
I could go on forever but I think I'll let you get caught up on the list before I start adding more. Come on amie hop to it! 
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Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)
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Created On: 09/02/2008 12:20:58
I'm not drunk today. Woooo!! But I'm still uber tired. My unemployed roommate is on the couch right now prbably taking a nap and watching Sonny Chiba movies. That bastard.
Well I'm glad that you got so much sleep amie. Maybe you should put some in an envelope and mail it to me so I'm not so low. Come on amie, mail me some sleep. I'll give you more merlot. 
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Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)
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Created On: 09/01/2008 03:31:44
Oh my God I did it again. So there I was last night about an hour away from going to bed when my friend calls telling me he's having a going away party at a bar near my house. I'm surprised even though he had left me a text two days prior that I dismissed almost immediately. So I go, get the taste, and stay up two hours before I'm suppossed to be at work. So I show up here 8 minutes late, drive some angry pilots to the airport, and now I'm left sitting on this stool trying not to fall asleep while the good people eat their breakfast. God I hate mornings.
P.S. I can't even go to sleep when I get off! I have to go and see some people that claim to be my family and desire my presence for 24 hours. How dare they right? Taking up MY precious time all because they have to fulfill whatever kind of secret agenda they have planned for my benevolent soul.
P.Sx2 I'm using your page more as an outlet than a correspondence. So feel free not to reply to my bitching. God I just wish I could go back to sleep sometime today.... 
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Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)
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Created On: 08/29/2008 20:44:15
You just take out two little chunks one on the top and one on the hey wait! I'm not going to explain how to use fruit! You're trying to incriminate me aren't you!? Now this could just be paranoia but I think you have a secret agenda you're not telling me about. Just what are you conspiring?
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Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)
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Created On: 08/28/2008 16:37:12
Hahahaha thanks for sharing that information with me lemon. I'll give share some back. I've used fruit. That's right fruit. I could smoke the shit out of your lemons. 
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