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Website/Blog:

annalist.synthasite.com/

About Myself:

It depends on what day it is to determine who 'Anna is.

For example on Wednesdays, which just happens to be today, she speaks in third person.

Therefore her profile will be written in accordance with the 'Wednesday 'Anna'

On Mondays, like all the other days, she speaks with an Irish accent.

Aye, 'tis true.

Tuesdays she is left handed, but sometimes forgets.

Tuesdays are also "Answer every question with a question day."

Wednesdays are what she calls "Bore a teenager day" this basically consists of her telling her teenage kids how her day has been going.

Wednesdays she also likes to act confused when receiving change at the store.
And as mentioned above, Wednesday 'Anna speaks in the third person.

Thursdays are: "Shh..Did you just hear that? You don't hear that? Listen...there it goes again day"

Thursdays are also theatrical day, but if you see 'Anna struggling to remember her lines, please do not piss her off by rolling your eyes impatiently, sighing deeply, or give her disdainful looks.

For how else would you know that it was Thursday?

Hmm?

Fridays she only looks past people while they're talking to her to make them think someone is behind them so they'll turn around when there is in fact no one behind them, because hilarity is to found in their startled look, not to mention their brief hostility and annoyance which follows their reaction reaffirms that Fridays are still a lot of fun, and that indeed God does merit the grattitude He recieves on Fridays from so many.

And she also refuses to make any right-hand turns while she's driving.
It just doesn't feel right to do such things on a Friday.

Saturdays are 'Anna's busiest days.
Oi!
She has to tie at least one really tight knot in her husband's shoelace, then she has to tell a few jokes but forget the punch-lines to them, as well as frequently announce that she smells smoke.

Plus if she is in a car she has to turn down the music, pause for a few moments, then feign embarassment while claiming that she forgot what she was going to say before turning it back up.

Sundays are "Improv Days" so 'Anna makes no plans, she just sort of goes with the flow, and voices her random thoughts, and believe there are lots.

So as you can see, 'Anna is a very motivated and goal-oriented sort of gal, and it's this tenacious characteristic which have helped her obtain her lifetime dream... Which has always been to master the art of appearing to look busy in order to spend more quality time while traveling a daydream away.

Oh, she is also a neurotic, over-emotional, melodramatic mess...

So try not to piss her off.

Aye

Stories

Published Short Stories

Date	Title	Category	Hits
Oct 9, 2008	The World Next Door	Poetry	87
Oct 7, 2008	Agile Enlightenment	Poetry	101
Oct 5, 2008	Through	Poetry	94
Oct 2, 2008	Resurgence	Poetry	95
Sep 17, 2008	Density	Poetry	129
Aug 23, 2008	Regress	Poetry	150
Aug 6, 2008	Traces of Cabernet	Poetry	150
Aug 4, 2008	Sifted Grain	Poetry	114
Aug 1, 2008	Negated Sanctuary	Poetry	114
Jul 28, 2008	Tenacious Love	Poetry	186
Jul 27, 2008	Furtive Auguries	Poetry	187
Jul 20, 2008	Our Mutual Wine	Poetry	198
Jul 16, 2008	Haunted Sorrow	Poetry	180
Jul 15, 2008	Back at Me	Poetry	174
Jul 11, 2008	Emerald Sands	Poetry	155
Jul 10, 2008	Clover Sea	Poetry	156
Jul 9, 2008	Children of Lir	Poetry	215
Jul 8, 2008	Nihility	Poetry	161
Jul 8, 2008	Shallow Vagueness	Poetry	153
Jul 7, 2008	The River	Poetry	154

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Comments

Title article: Nihility
Date: 2008-07-09 04:15:57

Thank yer Phil, fer read me Poem and leave nice comment, it always a pleasure to read yer thoughts.

Aye Gary this Poem depressed yer because it fookin' sad man, that not reason to depress yer then maybe yer should read Fade to Shade or Sordid Orbs I write while back.
Oh, and of course there's me stoopid cancer collection, that always good buzz kill too.
Hehe

Thank yer Gary fer read Poem I write and leave behind what yer felt, that very cool to me.

Keep very well.

Aye, yer nice gentlemen, the both of yer.

'Anna

Title article: Whistlin' Past the Graveyard
Date: 2008-07-09 03:08:50

Oh my...
Wow!

Okay, yer verse here juss made it in me top five favorite Poems.

Fookin' Brill!

Damn, I haven't read a verse this Poetically creative and profound in at least five weeks.

Oh yes, this is definitely goin' in my favorites.

Fantastic, I even love yer title.

Whew!

Keep very, very well, and please continue sharing yer wonderful talent.

'Anna

Title article: 2. The Daily Fish: Me Thinkin' Thoughts: Appropriation
Date: 2008-07-09 00:29:51

Lol
Doing a little light reading tonight 'eh Max?

Hehe

Thank yer fer readin' me thinkin' thoughts.

'Anna

Title article: Nihility
Date: 2008-07-08 23:54:56

Hehe, that funny Max, I always strive fer nausea when I write Poem, it look like I either finally achieve this, or yer juss have little sissy stomach thing goin' on.

I not know, and as yer know, I not like speculate either, especially about something as sensitive as yer stomach contents.
Whatever hell that mean, I not know.
But I think yer do...

Thanks Max fer say yer like Poem I write.

Keep well,

'Anna

Title article: Pulled Apart
Date: 2008-07-08 23:35:53

This hurricane of loss
Always engulfs my every peaceful thought -Ooh Sorrowful One, I am definitely diggin' these lines.
Especially 'This hurricane of loss' that juss sounds so damn Poetically cool, I love it.
Awesome verse, of course.

Take care,

'Anna

Title article: gone was the girl
Date: 2008-07-08 23:32:46

Very nice coming of age Poem, truly Poetically beautiful in how yer were able to capture the profundity of this event in such a soft and simplistic way.
I love how this Poem read, very smooth and yer message left me Musing.

Keep well,

'Anna

Title article: May Before November
Date: 2008-07-08 20:04:30

Love it!
I currently working on project with me Raconteur that is designed to bring back or trade in childhood memories if yers suck with the ones we versify.

It my most favorite Poetic project I ever engaged in to date, and yer Poem is spot on in capturing the sadness through loss of days gone by.

I absolutely love this un, very cool internal rhymes and it read like a blown feather.

Keep well,

'Anna

Title article: Down Here On The Ground
Date: 2008-07-08 19:14:38

Cody, who are these wretched people doing these mean and ugly things to yer?

Rhyme the bastards till they weep!

Err...

Not sure what happened there, been around me dad and sort of pissed off and hostile. lol

Sorry

Ahem, back to sad Poem...

I not like thought of yer wing stuck in sand.

Is it quick sand or slow sand?

Regardless, I like yer verse.

Keep well,

'Anna

Title article: Cruel and Lonely Game
Date: 2008-07-08 19:11:16

Sir Cody
Hiyer Sorrowful One,

This us was pretty intense, I love the edge yer got goin' on here, very cool effect and really helps pull the verse together nice and tight.

Title article: Wiggedy Wack
Date: 2008-07-08 11:14:47

Wtf?
Hiyer Dirk,
Oh my, what yer got goin’ on here today?
Hmm?
Is this some kind of tour de force, blastoid, crack is whack de force Poem?
Or is this juss yer Poetic psycho-manic rendition to announce that yer coo coo fer Cocoa Puffs?
Aye, regardless, it definitely leaves many questions while at the same time oddly explains so much. (Hehe)
I tell yer what though, that was a jolly fun read I must say, and not only have yer convinced me not to drop the restraining order (hehe), yer’ve got me wantin’ to beat some rhymes meself now.
Oi! Maniacal and lyrical, yeah, that’s a twisted pair…
Very cool, yer made me smile.
*Gasps*
Yeah, smile
Keep well, (seriously, I worry about yer...)
‘Anna

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Ashutosh Ghildiyal (Ashutosh) Mumbai, India	Created On: 10/06/2008 20:39:01 Signing in, just to drop in a Hello
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 08/11/2008 21:19:15 Where's your Poetry? You haven't submitted anything in awhile. Slacker ... lol I kid
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 08/03/2008 23:22:06 that is one cool apple picture
Kasi (Kasi Elaborated)	Created On: 07/27/2008 21:45:12 Edited By Kasi (Kasi elaborated) On: 07/27/2008 21:45:52 This regarding the what the? picture. I think the books upon her dress could represent that she is trapped under the two books of the bible old and new testament, just a thought considering the crosses behind her, the crow representing that she has captured and killed sorrow, while cradling the puppet of death in her arms. Again just a thought, I'm not quite positve though. Aside that, I enjoy reading your work. You have a way with words.
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 07/13/2008 20:32:52 Jou!
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk) in a trunk of somebody's car	Created On: 07/08/2008 22:02:41 Edited By Max Booth III (Zombie Punk) On: 07/08/2008 22:03:02 Well, that's the darnest thing I've ever seen. A dolphin turns into a human. My word!
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 07/06/2008 21:57:30 have a theory on your What The? photo. but its a long shot. the books are pinning her to the table. assuming that the books are fiction books maybe it means she is trapped in her imagination? ahh, i dont know.
Mugen (Dirkin) frontside upways	Created On: 07/06/2008 04:47:04 Hey hey hey! How have you been? You are a brilliant poet my friend
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk) I DONT KNOW!!!	Created On: 06/30/2008 14:00:26 so is this how they got the shark for Jaws? i wonder how much they paid that cruel hearted bastard...
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk) the bottom of the sea	Created On: 06/29/2008 20:27:56 oh my goodness you're a dolphin!!!! Feedback from Anna DeVine (Sad Sara): Oi! My, my, what we have here? Shark bait...