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Last Online	10/07/2008
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Website/Blog:

annalist.synthasite.com/

About Myself:

It depends on what day it is to determine who 'Anna is.

For example on Wednesdays, which just happens to be today, she speaks in third person.

Therefore her profile will be written in accordance with the 'Wednesday 'Anna'

On Mondays, like all the other days, she speaks with an Irish accent.

Aye, 'tis true.

Tuesdays she is left handed, but sometimes forgets.

Tuesdays are also "Answer every question with a question day."

Wednesdays are what she calls "Bore a teenager day" this basically consists of her telling her teenage kids how her day has been going.

Wednesdays she also likes to act confused when receiving change at the store.
And as mentioned above, Wednesday 'Anna speaks in the third person.

Thursdays are: "Shh..Did you just hear that? You don't hear that? Listen...there it goes again day"

Thursdays are also theatrical day, but if you see 'Anna struggling to remember her lines, please do not piss her off by rolling your eyes impatiently, sighing deeply, or give her disdainful looks.

For how else would you know that it was Thursday?

Hmm?

Fridays she only looks past people while they're talking to her to make them think someone is behind them so they'll turn around when there is in fact no one behind them, because hilarity is to found in their startled look, not to mention their brief hostility and annoyance which follows their reaction reaffirms that Fridays are still a lot of fun, and that indeed God does merit the grattitude He recieves on Fridays from so many.

And she also refuses to make any right-hand turns while she's driving.
It just doesn't feel right to do such things on a Friday.

Saturdays are 'Anna's busiest days.
Oi!
She has to tie at least one really tight knot in her husband's shoelace, then she has to tell a few jokes but forget the punch-lines to them, as well as frequently announce that she smells smoke.

Plus if she is in a car she has to turn down the music, pause for a few moments, then feign embarassment while claiming that she forgot what she was going to say before turning it back up.

Sundays are "Improv Days" so 'Anna makes no plans, she just sort of goes with the flow, and voices her random thoughts, and believe there are lots.

So as you can see, 'Anna is a very motivated and goal-oriented sort of gal, and it's this tenacious characteristic which have helped her obtain her lifetime dream... Which has always been to master the art of appearing to look busy in order to spend more quality time while traveling a daydream away.

Oh, she is also a neurotic, over-emotional, melodramatic mess...

So try not to piss her off.

Aye

Stories

Published Short Stories

Date	Title	Category	Hits
Oct 5, 2008	Through	Poetry	87
Oct 2, 2008	Resurgence	Poetry	89
Sep 17, 2008	Density	Poetry	123
Aug 23, 2008	Regress	Poetry	146
Aug 6, 2008	Traces of Cabernet	Poetry	143
Aug 4, 2008	Sifted Grain	Poetry	110
Aug 1, 2008	Negated Sanctuary	Poetry	110
Jul 28, 2008	Tenacious Love	Poetry	181
Jul 27, 2008	Furtive Auguries	Poetry	179
Jul 20, 2008	Our Mutual Wine	Poetry	194
Jul 16, 2008	Haunted Sorrow	Poetry	171
Jul 15, 2008	Back at Me	Poetry	169
Jul 11, 2008	Emerald Sands	Poetry	152
Jul 10, 2008	Clover Sea	Poetry	151
Jul 9, 2008	Children of Lir	Poetry	208
Jul 8, 2008	Nihility	Poetry	158
Jul 8, 2008	Shallow Vagueness	Poetry	150
Jul 7, 2008	The River	Poetry	148
Jul 2, 2008	The Cure for Insomnia	Poetry	261
Jul 1, 2008	Love's Appeal	Poetry	172

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Comments

Title article: Rose Liquid
Date: 2008-07-01 15:26:30

Wow!
That was awesome, very nice imagery and fantastic verve yer got goin' on here me girl.

Damn, that very cool, both beautiful and sinister.
Oh my, what a wicked pair. Hehe

Loved it!

Keep well,

'Anna

Title article: I'll Be Watching The Sunset
Date: 2008-07-01 15:00:59

Sorrowful One
What yer got go on here today huh?

Is this some sort of jaundiced view of a Poetic sunset hanging high or feelin' in the sky?

Very cool verse, I like.

Keep well,

'Anna

Title article: Grace
Date: 2008-07-01 14:57:20

Beautiful
I love the ambiguity yer've instilled here, very nice indeed.

'Anna

Title article: To Her Whom Cancer Took
Date: 2008-07-01 12:20:14

Wow...
This very touching and creative verse yer write fer yer Momma Pilgrim.

No, cancer not joke fer sure.

I sorry to hear yer lost yer Momma to such bad sickness like cancer.
It very cruel and aggressive disease.

Aye, but it nice to see when Poet can find strength to fight through heavy weight of sorrow and move pen with such lovely Poetic grace by making beautiful Poem fer yer Momma.

It hard sometime to do this after take such devastating blow.

Take care, I hope yer mend well.

'Anna

Title article: Love's Appeal
Date: 2008-07-01 01:35:25

Thanks Phil fer very nice and thoughtful comment.

Keep well,

'Anna

Title article: Love's Appeal
Date: 2008-07-01 01:25:32

Thanks Max!

Title article: Tired Avenue Dirkin/Anna Devine
Date: 2008-06-30 03:08:49

Ahem...
Oh my, what you got go on here?

Hehe

Yeah, I pretty pleased how Poem work out, that was fun to write with yer, thanks fer appeasing me.

Keep well,

'Anna

Title article: A Dark Poetic Tale of Woe
Date: 2008-06-29 16:32:36

Nice
Aye, while yer laconic verse here was a fun and whimsical read, aphoristically yer pen faltered not.

Playful and succinctly Poetic

I believe I'm rather fond of such a hat trick, it's clever and creative.

Aye, that good stuff, that what I say.

Keep well,

'Anna

Title article: Scattered Stars
Date: 2008-06-29 15:27:29

Oh my...
I not ever have roady before.

Wow Flossy I not know what to say.

Err...

I think I say thank yer very much and yer have me word that I will look into a ample dental plan at least fer me new roady.

That cool, thanks again say nice comment on Poem I write fer me Jen.

Keep well,

'Anna

Title article: The Innocent
Date: 2008-06-29 12:28:50

Hi Phil
Thank yer so much fer leave such thoughtful and intriguing review Phil.
Do yer remember what show called?

I would love to see it, that's cool.

No, yer not old or that old either.

Yer juss old enough to remember yer see show that yer talk to me about and old enough to ferget name of it.

Oh, and if that makes sense what I juss said then…

Err...

I kid!

Hehe, but seriously, thank yer so much Phil, and I really would like to see that show.

Keep well,

'Anna

(Psst, hey Max, it me again. See? I tol' yer I'd see yer later, I not kid about something like that.)

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Ashutosh Ghildiyal (Ashutosh) Mumbai, India	Created On: 10/06/2008 20:39:01 Signing in, just to drop in a Hello
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 08/11/2008 21:19:15 Where's your Poetry? You haven't submitted anything in awhile. Slacker ... lol I kid
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 08/03/2008 23:22:06 that is one cool apple picture
Kasi (Kasi Elaborated)	Created On: 07/27/2008 21:45:12 Edited By Kasi (Kasi elaborated) On: 07/27/2008 21:45:52 This regarding the what the? picture. I think the books upon her dress could represent that she is trapped under the two books of the bible old and new testament, just a thought considering the crosses behind her, the crow representing that she has captured and killed sorrow, while cradling the puppet of death in her arms. Again just a thought, I'm not quite positve though. Aside that, I enjoy reading your work. You have a way with words.
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 07/13/2008 20:32:52 Jou!
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk) in a trunk of somebody's car	Created On: 07/08/2008 22:02:41 Edited By Max Booth III (Zombie Punk) On: 07/08/2008 22:03:02 Well, that's the darnest thing I've ever seen. A dolphin turns into a human. My word!
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 07/06/2008 21:57:30 have a theory on your What The? photo. but its a long shot. the books are pinning her to the table. assuming that the books are fiction books maybe it means she is trapped in her imagination? ahh, i dont know.
Mugen (Dirkin) frontside upways	Created On: 07/06/2008 04:47:04 Hey hey hey! How have you been? You are a brilliant poet my friend
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk) I DONT KNOW!!!	Created On: 06/30/2008 14:00:26 so is this how they got the shark for Jaws? i wonder how much they paid that cruel hearted bastard...
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk) the bottom of the sea	Created On: 06/29/2008 20:27:56 oh my goodness you're a dolphin!!!! Feedback from Anna DeVine (Sad Sara): Oi! My, my, what we have here? Shark bait...