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Member Since	02/24/2008
Last Online	08/25/2008
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easilyamused.synthasite.com

About Myself:

It depends on what day it is to determine who 'Anna is.

For example on Wednesdays, which just happens to be today, she speaks in third person.

Therefore her profile will be written in accordance with the 'Wednesday 'Anna'

On Mondays, like all the other days, she speaks with an Irish accent.

Aye, 'tis true.

Tuesdays she is left handed, but sometimes forgets.

Tuesdays are also "Answer every question with a question day."

Wednesdays are what she calls "Bore a teenager day" this basically consists of her telling her teenage kids how her day has been going.

Wednesdays she also likes to act confused when receiving change at the store.
And as mentioned above, Wednesday 'Anna speaks in the third person.

Thursdays are: "Shh..Did you just hear that? You don't hear that? Listen...there it goes again day"

Thursdays are also theatrical day, but if you see 'Anna struggling to remember her lines, please do not piss her off by rolling your eyes impatiently, sighing deeply, or give her disdainful looks.

For how else would you know that it was Thursday?

Hmm?

Fridays she only looks past people while they're talking to her to make them think someone is behind them so they'll turn around when there is in fact no one behind them, because hilarity is to found in their startled look, not to mention their brief hostility and annoyance which follows their reaction reaffirms that Fridays are still a lot of fun, and that indeed God does merit the grattitude He recieves on Fridays from so many.

And she also refuses to make any right-hand turns while she's driving.
It just doesn't feel right to do such things on a Friday.

Saturdays are 'Anna's busiest days.
Oi!
She has to tie at least one really tight knot in her husband's shoelace, then she has to tell a few jokes but forget the punch-lines to them, as well as frequently announce that she smells smoke.

Plus if she is in a car she has to turn down the music, pause for a few moments, then feign embarassment while claiming that she forgot what she was going to say before turning it back up.

Sundays are "Improv Days" so 'Anna makes no plans, she just sort of goes with the flow, and voices her random thoughts, and believe there are lots.

So as you can see, 'Anna is a very motivated and goal-oriented sort of gal, and it's this tenacious characteristic which have helped her obtain her lifetime dream... Which has always been to master the art of appearing to look busy in order to spend more quality time while traveling a daydream away.

Oh, she is also a neurotic, over-emotional, melodramatic mess...

So try not to piss her off.

Aye

Stories

Published Short Stories

Date	Title	Category	Hits
Aug 23, 2008	Regress	Poetry	83
Aug 6, 2008	Traces of Cabernet	Poetry	107
Aug 4, 2008	Sifted Grain	Poetry	83
Aug 1, 2008	Negated Sanctuary	Poetry	80
Jul 28, 2008	Tenacious Love	Poetry	155
Jul 27, 2008	Furtive Auguries	Poetry	150
Jul 20, 2008	Our Mutual Wine	Poetry	154
Jul 16, 2008	Haunted Sorrow	Poetry	141
Jul 15, 2008	Back at Me	Poetry	141
Jul 11, 2008	Emerald Sands	Poetry	125
Jul 10, 2008	Clover Sea	Poetry	126
Jul 9, 2008	Children of Lir	Poetry	146
Jul 8, 2008	Nihility	Poetry	133
Jul 8, 2008	Shallow Vagueness	Poetry	126
Jul 7, 2008	The River	Poetry	121
Jul 2, 2008	The Cure for Insomnia	Poetry	232
Jul 1, 2008	Love's Appeal	Poetry	142
Jun 30, 2008	Neoteric Dissonance	Poetry	109
Jun 29, 2008	The Innocent	Poetry	228
Jun 29, 2008	Scattered Stars	Poetry	153

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Comments

Title article: O What A Symphony
Date: 2008-07-08 00:58:37

Beautiful
Such a mellifluous verse, very pleasant to read.

I believe I'm rather fond of smooth and graceful Poetry such as this.

Well done,

'Anna

Title article: Sheep in a Slaughter House
Date: 2008-07-07 09:46:42

DRAMA!
Aye Max, that quite a Poetic performance.
Very cool, I love it.
Keep well,
'Anna

Title article: The Cure for Insomnia
Date: 2008-07-03 19:04:26

I not insomniac, I barely able stay wake, this Poem fer me kids so they shut up and go sleep and let me sleep. Hehe

Work like charm everytime.

We're none too formal though.

Thanks yer all fer say comment on me Poem.

'Anna

Title article: The Cure for Insomnia
Date: 2008-07-03 03:46:58

Sound asleep...
No Phil, yer wrong...

That sound yer heard wasn't sleep, that was a slipping echo of yer childhood hell bent but never shaped coming to whisper you away from the forgotten.

Anyway,

Cheers!

And thanks fer readin' me Poem.

'Anna

Title article: The Exorcism of Oprah Winfrey
Date: 2008-07-02 16:31:43

LOL, oh man, yer juss too damn funny. I loved it Max, very much.

Hehe, why I not surprised to see Tom in there?

Title article: The Devil Plays Croquet
Date: 2008-07-01 20:59:09

LOL, I love the way yer twisted the ending into childplays, hehe.

Very funny Max, I think we both proved that neither one of us have a lot goin' on today huh?

Hehe

Keep well,

'Anna

Title article: Rose Liquid
Date: 2008-07-01 15:26:30

Wow!
That was awesome, very nice imagery and fantastic verve yer got goin' on here me girl.

Damn, that very cool, both beautiful and sinister.
Oh my, what a wicked pair. Hehe

Loved it!

Keep well,

'Anna

Title article: I'll Be Watching The Sunset
Date: 2008-07-01 15:00:59

Sorrowful One
What yer got go on here today huh?

Is this some sort of jaundiced view of a Poetic sunset hanging high or feelin' in the sky?

Very cool verse, I like.

Keep well,

'Anna

Title article: Grace
Date: 2008-07-01 14:57:20

Beautiful
I love the ambiguity yer've instilled here, very nice indeed.

'Anna

Title article: To Her Whom Cancer Took
Date: 2008-07-01 12:20:14

Wow...
This very touching and creative verse yer write fer yer Momma Pilgrim.

No, cancer not joke fer sure.

I sorry to hear yer lost yer Momma to such bad sickness like cancer.
It very cruel and aggressive disease.

Aye, but it nice to see when Poet can find strength to fight through heavy weight of sorrow and move pen with such lovely Poetic grace by making beautiful Poem fer yer Momma.

It hard sometime to do this after take such devastating blow.

Take care, I hope yer mend well.

'Anna

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Name	Entry
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 08/11/2008 21:19:15 Where's your Poetry? You haven't submitted anything in awhile. Slacker ... lol I kid
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 08/03/2008 23:22:06 that is one cool apple picture
Kasi (Kasi Elaborated)	Created On: 07/27/2008 21:45:12 Edited By Kasi (Kasi elaborated) On: 07/27/2008 21:45:52 This regarding the what the? picture. I think the books upon her dress could represent that she is trapped under the two books of the bible old and new testament, just a thought considering the crosses behind her, the crow representing that she has captured and killed sorrow, while cradling the puppet of death in her arms. Again just a thought, I'm not quite positve though. Aside that, I enjoy reading your work. You have a way with words.
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 07/13/2008 20:32:52 Jou!
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk) in a trunk of somebody's car	Created On: 07/08/2008 22:02:41 Edited By Max Booth III (Zombie Punk) On: 07/08/2008 22:03:02 Well, that's the darnest thing I've ever seen. A dolphin turns into a human. My word!
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 07/06/2008 21:57:30 have a theory on your What The? photo. but its a long shot. the books are pinning her to the table. assuming that the books are fiction books maybe it means she is trapped in her imagination? ahh, i dont know.
Mugen (Dirkin) frontside upways	Created On: 07/06/2008 04:47:04 Hey hey hey! How have you been? You are a brilliant poet my friend
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk) I DONT KNOW!!!	Created On: 06/30/2008 14:00:26 so is this how they got the shark for Jaws? i wonder how much they paid that cruel hearted bastard...
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk) the bottom of the sea	Created On: 06/29/2008 20:27:56 oh my goodness you're a dolphin!!!! Feedback from Anna DeVine (Sad Sara): Oi! My, my, what we have here? Shark bait...
August Blackwood (June Eclipsis)	Created On: 06/12/2008 16:41:51 Your writing is absolutely beautiful. I look up to you as a brilliant writer. I love love love love love your style.