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Last Online	08/11/2008
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About Myself:

It depends on what day it is to determine who 'Anna is.

For example on Wednesdays, which just happens to be today, she speaks in third person.

Therefore her profile will be written in accordance with the 'Wednesday 'Anna'

On Mondays, like all the other days, she speaks with an Irish accent.

Aye, 'tis true.

Tuesdays she is left handed, but sometimes forgets.

Tuesdays are also "Answer every question with a question day."

Wednesdays are what she calls "Bore a teenager day" this basically consists of her telling her teenage kids how her day has been going.

Wednesdays she also likes to act confused when receiving change at the store.
And as mentioned above, Wednesday 'Anna speaks in the third person.

Thursdays are: "Shh..Did you just hear that? You don't hear that? Listen...there it goes again day"

Thursdays are also theatrical day, but if you see 'Anna struggling to remember her lines, please do not piss her off by rolling your eyes impatiently, sighing deeply, or give her disdainful looks.

For how else would you know that it was Thursday?

Hmm?

Fridays she only looks past people while they're talking to her to make them think someone is behind them so they'll turn around when there is in fact no one behind them, because hilarity is to found in their startled look, not to mention their brief hostility and annoyance which follows their reaction reaffirms that Fridays are still a lot of fun, and that indeed God does merit the grattitude He recieves on Fridays from so many.

And she also refuses to make any right-hand turns while she's driving.
It just doesn't feel right to do such things on a Friday.

Saturdays are 'Anna's busiest days.
Oi!
She has to tie at least one really tight knot in her husband's shoelace, then she has to tell a few jokes but forget the punch-lines to them, as well as frequently announce that she smells smoke.

Plus if she is in a car she has to turn down the music, pause for a few moments, then feign embarassment while claiming that she forgot what she was going to say before turning it back up.

Sundays are "Improv Days" so 'Anna makes no plans, she just sort of goes with the flow, and voices her random thoughts, and believe there are lots.

So as you can see, 'Anna is a very motivated and goal-oriented sort of gal, and it's this tenacious characteristic which have helped her obtain her lifetime dream... Which has always been to master the art of appearing to look busy in order to spend more quality time while traveling a daydream away.

Oh, she is also a neurotic, over-emotional, melodramatic mess...

So try not to piss her off.

Aye

Stories

Published Short Stories

Date	Title	Category	Hits
Aug 6, 2008	Traces of Cabernet	Poetry	96
Aug 4, 2008	Sifted Grain	Poetry	78
Aug 1, 2008	Negated Sanctuary	Poetry	76
Jul 28, 2008	Tenacious Love	Poetry	149
Jul 27, 2008	Furtive Auguries	Poetry	141
Jul 20, 2008	Our Mutual Wine	Poetry	150
Jul 16, 2008	Haunted Sorrow	Poetry	133
Jul 15, 2008	Back at Me	Poetry	136
Jul 11, 2008	Emerald Sands	Poetry	121
Jul 10, 2008	Clover Sea	Poetry	123
Jul 9, 2008	Children of Lir	Poetry	137
Jul 8, 2008	Nihility	Poetry	125
Jul 8, 2008	Shallow Vagueness	Poetry	121
Jul 7, 2008	The River	Poetry	115
Jul 2, 2008	The Cure for Insomnia	Poetry	227
Jul 1, 2008	Love's Appeal	Poetry	137
Jun 30, 2008	Neoteric Dissonance	Poetry	104
Jun 29, 2008	The Innocent	Poetry	219
Jun 29, 2008	Scattered Stars	Poetry	148
Jun 27, 2008	Alternating Adonais	Poetry	101

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Comments

Title article: The Cure for Insomnia
Date: 2008-07-09 21:53:56

Nice...
Even yer reviews are Poetic, such thought put into words not lost on me.

Thank yer all fer say nice comments on me Poem.

Title article: Death (thought I'd have a go)
Date: 2008-07-09 21:34:44

Wow!
This amazing verse Dirk, it read so tired. I know that odd to say, and maybe it me fever, but it felt resigned all the while advocating life.

Very, very cool Poetic effect.

Aye, I believe I'm rather fond of such a hat trick.

Oh yes, I love this verse very much.

Keep well,

'Anna

Title article: Children of Lir
Date: 2008-07-09 21:31:28

Aye, thank yer very much Max fer great review say yer like me Poem I write fer poor children of Lir and fer yer generous gift to help me make Poem to be read.

I not even make sense anymore. lol

Anyway, thanks me friend, that very nice and thoughtful of yer.

Aye, yer a good un

'Anna

Title article: Tsuki To Akai Yukata
Date: 2008-07-09 04:49:16

Gorgeous
Wow August!

Yer must have like a photographic memory but in a Poetic sense or something.

If that makes sense. Hehe

I think yer know what I saying, yer clever girl.

I gotta say, yer Poetry juss keep getting better and better each time I read it.

And hey, if yer ever interested in a collaberation in yer spare time, I think we could mince some words and mesh some lines that would be good experience fer both. I always learn so much when I write verse from time to time with other Poets.

Anyway, this is a true beauty here.

I love it.

Keep well,

'Anna

Title article: Nihility
Date: 2008-07-09 04:15:57

Thank yer Phil, fer read me Poem and leave nice comment, it always a pleasure to read yer thoughts.

Aye Gary this Poem depressed yer because it fookin' sad man, that not reason to depress yer then maybe yer should read Fade to Shade or Sordid Orbs I write while back.
Oh, and of course there's me stoopid cancer collection, that always good buzz kill too.
Hehe

Thank yer Gary fer read Poem I write and leave behind what yer felt, that very cool to me.

Keep very well.

Aye, yer nice gentlemen, the both of yer.

'Anna

Title article: Whistlin' Past the Graveyard
Date: 2008-07-09 03:08:50

Oh my...
Wow!

Okay, yer verse here juss made it in me top five favorite Poems.

Fookin' Brill!

Damn, I haven't read a verse this Poetically creative and profound in at least five weeks.

Oh yes, this is definitely goin' in my favorites.

Fantastic, I even love yer title.

Whew!

Keep very, very well, and please continue sharing yer wonderful talent.

'Anna

Title article: 2. The Daily Fish: Me Thinkin' Thoughts: Appropriation
Date: 2008-07-09 00:29:51

Lol
Doing a little light reading tonight 'eh Max?

Hehe

Thank yer fer readin' me thinkin' thoughts.

'Anna

Title article: Nihility
Date: 2008-07-08 23:54:56

Hehe, that funny Max, I always strive fer nausea when I write Poem, it look like I either finally achieve this, or yer juss have little sissy stomach thing goin' on.

I not know, and as yer know, I not like speculate either, especially about something as sensitive as yer stomach contents.
Whatever hell that mean, I not know.
But I think yer do...

Thanks Max fer say yer like Poem I write.

Keep well,

'Anna

Title article: Pulled Apart
Date: 2008-07-08 23:35:53

This hurricane of loss
Always engulfs my every peaceful thought -Ooh Sorrowful One, I am definitely diggin' these lines.
Especially 'This hurricane of loss' that juss sounds so damn Poetically cool, I love it.
Awesome verse, of course.

Take care,

'Anna

Title article: gone was the girl
Date: 2008-07-08 23:32:46

Very nice coming of age Poem, truly Poetically beautiful in how yer were able to capture the profundity of this event in such a soft and simplistic way.
I love how this Poem read, very smooth and yer message left me Musing.

Keep well,

'Anna

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Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 08/11/2008 21:19:15 Where's your Poetry? You haven't submitted anything in awhile. Slacker ... lol I kid
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 08/03/2008 23:22:06 that is one cool apple picture
Kasi (Kasi Elaborated)	Created On: 07/27/2008 21:45:12 Edited By Kasi (Kasi elaborated) On: 07/27/2008 21:45:52 This regarding the what the? picture. I think the books upon her dress could represent that she is trapped under the two books of the bible old and new testament, just a thought considering the crosses behind her, the crow representing that she has captured and killed sorrow, while cradling the puppet of death in her arms. Again just a thought, I'm not quite positve though. Aside that, I enjoy reading your work. You have a way with words.
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 07/13/2008 20:32:52 Jou!
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk) in a trunk of somebody's car	Created On: 07/08/2008 22:02:41 Edited By Max Booth III (Zombie Punk) On: 07/08/2008 22:03:02 Well, that's the darnest thing I've ever seen. A dolphin turns into a human. My word!
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 07/06/2008 21:57:30 have a theory on your What The? photo. but its a long shot. the books are pinning her to the table. assuming that the books are fiction books maybe it means she is trapped in her imagination? ahh, i dont know.
Mugen (Dirkin) frontside upways	Created On: 07/06/2008 04:47:04 Hey hey hey! How have you been? You are a brilliant poet my friend
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk) I DONT KNOW!!!	Created On: 06/30/2008 14:00:26 so is this how they got the shark for Jaws? i wonder how much they paid that cruel hearted bastard...
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk) the bottom of the sea	Created On: 06/29/2008 20:27:56 oh my goodness you're a dolphin!!!! Feedback from Anna DeVine (Sad Sara): Oi! My, my, what we have here? Shark bait...
August Blackwood (June Eclipsis)	Created On: 06/12/2008 16:41:51 Your writing is absolutely beautiful. I look up to you as a brilliant writer. I love love love love love your style.