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Website/Blog:

annalist.synthasite.com/

About Myself:

It depends on what day it is to determine who 'Anna is.

For example on Wednesdays, which just happens to be today, she speaks in third person.

Therefore her profile will be written in accordance with the 'Wednesday 'Anna'

On Mondays, like all the other days, she speaks with an Irish accent.

Aye, 'tis true.

Tuesdays she is left handed, but sometimes forgets.

Tuesdays are also "Answer every question with a question day."

Wednesdays are what she calls "Bore a teenager day" this basically consists of her telling her teenage kids how her day has been going.

Wednesdays she also likes to act confused when receiving change at the store.
And as mentioned above, Wednesday 'Anna speaks in the third person.

Thursdays are: "Shh..Did you just hear that? You don't hear that? Listen...there it goes again day"

Thursdays are also theatrical day, but if you see 'Anna struggling to remember her lines, please do not piss her off by rolling your eyes impatiently, sighing deeply, or give her disdainful looks.

For how else would you know that it was Thursday?

Hmm?

Fridays she only looks past people while they're talking to her to make them think someone is behind them so they'll turn around when there is in fact no one behind them, because hilarity is to found in their startled look, not to mention their brief hostility and annoyance which follows their reaction reaffirms that Fridays are still a lot of fun, and that indeed God does merit the grattitude He recieves on Fridays from so many.

And she also refuses to make any right-hand turns while she's driving.
It just doesn't feel right to do such things on a Friday.

Saturdays are 'Anna's busiest days.
Oi!
She has to tie at least one really tight knot in her husband's shoelace, then she has to tell a few jokes but forget the punch-lines to them, as well as frequently announce that she smells smoke.

Plus if she is in a car she has to turn down the music, pause for a few moments, then feign embarassment while claiming that she forgot what she was going to say before turning it back up.

Sundays are "Improv Days" so 'Anna makes no plans, she just sort of goes with the flow, and voices her random thoughts, and believe there are lots.

So as you can see, 'Anna is a very motivated and goal-oriented sort of gal, and it's this tenacious characteristic which have helped her obtain her lifetime dream... Which has always been to master the art of appearing to look busy in order to spend more quality time while traveling a daydream away.

Oh, she is also a neurotic, over-emotional, melodramatic mess...

So try not to piss her off.

Aye

Stories

Published Short Stories

Date	Title	Category	Hits
Oct 9, 2008	The World Next Door	Poetry	86
Oct 7, 2008	Agile Enlightenment	Poetry	101
Oct 5, 2008	Through	Poetry	94
Oct 2, 2008	Resurgence	Poetry	95
Sep 17, 2008	Density	Poetry	129
Aug 23, 2008	Regress	Poetry	150
Aug 6, 2008	Traces of Cabernet	Poetry	150
Aug 4, 2008	Sifted Grain	Poetry	114
Aug 1, 2008	Negated Sanctuary	Poetry	114
Jul 28, 2008	Tenacious Love	Poetry	185
Jul 27, 2008	Furtive Auguries	Poetry	187
Jul 20, 2008	Our Mutual Wine	Poetry	198
Jul 16, 2008	Haunted Sorrow	Poetry	180
Jul 15, 2008	Back at Me	Poetry	174
Jul 11, 2008	Emerald Sands	Poetry	155
Jul 10, 2008	Clover Sea	Poetry	156
Jul 9, 2008	Children of Lir	Poetry	215
Jul 8, 2008	Nihility	Poetry	161
Jul 8, 2008	Shallow Vagueness	Poetry	153
Jul 7, 2008	The River	Poetry	154

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Comments

Title article: Befitting the Undead
Date: 2008-10-02 18:32:43

Oh my,

I gonna have to likey.

Yer have good rhythm, and it no secret I like sloppy, plus yer wear it well.

Oh, and yer conclusion was spot on.

Yeah, this verse...

See me face?

That's a smile.

Aye, a rarity indeed.

Keep well,

'Anna

Title article: Density
Date: 2008-09-18 13:46:32

One
That funny Max, 'One' is song I originally had with Poem.

Title article: Density
Date: 2008-09-18 13:31:55

Rendition
Thank yer fer nice comments.

Aye Max, here how Poem really went down in me mind...
Hehe

http:// dailyfish.synthasite.com/ dense.php

Title article: Regress
Date: 2008-08-25 22:39:08

Amatayo has a theory fer the oblivious?
I see yer put a lot of thought this time in yer attempt to shift the focus of accountability
Oh my, and what is this, something new?...'Maybe it er's I's dids nots get ggoing's ta dem fancy smacy comalogies or schoorls.'Creativity? Nice one, albeit sarky I appreciate such a well thought out effort as to even engage with the imagination in order to scoff at the words you're either unwilling or unmotivated to bother learning.
Still I would have used the word smancy instead of smacy because the word smancy rhymes with the fancy and the word smacy does not. Ah! The rhymes! I do love the rhymes!
Now, having said all this, let's go back to yer theory of obliviousness...
Could this facet of lacking the opportunity to get going's ta dem fancy smacy comalogies or schoorls where the words here in me verse are held in the strictest of secrecy as to be taught only to those attending be why you really don't know what was going on in this poem?
Hmm, sorry, but no
That's not why

Guess again

Title article: Trained to Kill
Date: 2008-08-25 13:05:44

Bang! Bang! there goes another fatality,
Lookie there folks; the village of casualties,

It ain’t my luck down in the mud and the muck,
A hail of bullets flew by and one struck,

Blood trickles down my flesh and bone,
I get a medal and I’m on my way home,

Wow Max, you've done very well with the disdainful intensity setting the tone here.
This lines in paricular.
Yeah, these are really felt

Very cool Poem

Hey, have yer ever read a verse titled, 'Lalalalalalla'?
And if so, how many times?

Keep well,

'Anna

Title article: Regress
Date: 2008-08-23 17:17:34

Max
The acid tears keep dropping SAT words from me sorrowed eyes and laughing about it.

Aye, that's some sick shit I tell yer.

Why are you being so mean?

Did the dolphins put yer up to this?

Title article: Tears from a Burnt Cigar
Date: 2008-08-11 22:05:49

Wishing for a
Life of vampires
And werewolves
She conspires
A world without
Ripped attires
No more monsters
And beauty inquires- Yeah, this part here be so very cool.
Dark and moody head, that always a fun trip through the mind of Poetic meanderings.

Excellent verse Max, I love it.

Keep well,

'Anna

Title article: The Flowers Have Died
Date: 2008-08-06 04:36:06

Oh good, at least there is still a message of hope in the world.
hehe

Geez Cody, that was...

Uh

Depressing

But I like dark and moody.

Cool verse Sorrowful One

Keep well,

'Anna

Title article: Furtive Auguries
Date: 2008-08-01 22:59:09

Max!
What SAT mean?
I not know.
And why it got be in such BIG letters fer?
I not like that.

Hey Squall 1, Listen, I not mean to be sound smarter than anyone, I not like that, that not me at all.
And believe if yer could hear me talk fer sure yer be not think I sound all too smarts at all.
Oh my, I not want others think I be try upstage them like that with words from yer mysterious SAT thing so maybe we could avoid any future problems regarding me words I choose fer make in Poems if yer could make up a list of pretentious words that are not to be used by writers.

Then I could check me Poems first next to yer list and make sure I not be use any 'off-limit' words.

Aye, that'd be so cool of yer if yer could do that not juss fer me, but fer all artists who depend upon only words to create their work.
I would do it, but I can't because I have no idea what words even hold such power over feeble minds.
Keep well, and thank yer all fer say such nice comment fer Poem I write.
'Anna

Title article: My Sweet Black Rose
Date: 2008-08-01 22:36:38

Whew!
Damn August...

Wow!

What an amazing verse, so beautiful and I loved the length and thought yer put into this one here.

I fear the air
Between us. -That such fab line, I love it.

You are unknown to me.
Within me,
The walls broke like cold glass in heat.
I can't hear from you yet,
Far away in
Needless loneliness.-Oh yes, I love needless loneliness, it sound so damn Poetically cool.

Aye, well done me girl, this was fantastic.

Keep well,

'Anna

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Ashutosh Ghildiyal (Ashutosh) Mumbai, India	Created On: 10/06/2008 20:39:01 Signing in, just to drop in a Hello
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 08/11/2008 21:19:15 Where's your Poetry? You haven't submitted anything in awhile. Slacker ... lol I kid
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 08/03/2008 23:22:06 that is one cool apple picture
Kasi (Kasi Elaborated)	Created On: 07/27/2008 21:45:12 Edited By Kasi (Kasi elaborated) On: 07/27/2008 21:45:52 This regarding the what the? picture. I think the books upon her dress could represent that she is trapped under the two books of the bible old and new testament, just a thought considering the crosses behind her, the crow representing that she has captured and killed sorrow, while cradling the puppet of death in her arms. Again just a thought, I'm not quite positve though. Aside that, I enjoy reading your work. You have a way with words.
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 07/13/2008 20:32:52 Jou!
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk) in a trunk of somebody's car	Created On: 07/08/2008 22:02:41 Edited By Max Booth III (Zombie Punk) On: 07/08/2008 22:03:02 Well, that's the darnest thing I've ever seen. A dolphin turns into a human. My word!
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 07/06/2008 21:57:30 have a theory on your What The? photo. but its a long shot. the books are pinning her to the table. assuming that the books are fiction books maybe it means she is trapped in her imagination? ahh, i dont know.
Mugen (Dirkin) frontside upways	Created On: 07/06/2008 04:47:04 Hey hey hey! How have you been? You are a brilliant poet my friend
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk) I DONT KNOW!!!	Created On: 06/30/2008 14:00:26 so is this how they got the shark for Jaws? i wonder how much they paid that cruel hearted bastard...
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk) the bottom of the sea	Created On: 06/29/2008 20:27:56 oh my goodness you're a dolphin!!!! Feedback from Anna DeVine (Sad Sara): Oi! My, my, what we have here? Shark bait...