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Website/Blog:

annalist.synthasite.com/

About Myself:

It depends on what day it is to determine who 'Anna is.

For example on Wednesdays, which just happens to be today, she speaks in third person.

Therefore her profile will be written in accordance with the 'Wednesday 'Anna'

On Mondays, like all the other days, she speaks with an Irish accent.

Aye, 'tis true.

Tuesdays she is left handed, but sometimes forgets.

Tuesdays are also "Answer every question with a question day."

Wednesdays are what she calls "Bore a teenager day" this basically consists of her telling her teenage kids how her day has been going.

Wednesdays she also likes to act confused when receiving change at the store.
And as mentioned above, Wednesday 'Anna speaks in the third person.

Thursdays are: "Shh..Did you just hear that? You don't hear that? Listen...there it goes again day"

Thursdays are also theatrical day, but if you see 'Anna struggling to remember her lines, please do not piss her off by rolling your eyes impatiently, sighing deeply, or give her disdainful looks.

For how else would you know that it was Thursday?

Hmm?

Fridays she only looks past people while they're talking to her to make them think someone is behind them so they'll turn around when there is in fact no one behind them, because hilarity is to found in their startled look, not to mention their brief hostility and annoyance which follows their reaction reaffirms that Fridays are still a lot of fun, and that indeed God does merit the grattitude He recieves on Fridays from so many.

And she also refuses to make any right-hand turns while she's driving.
It just doesn't feel right to do such things on a Friday.

Saturdays are 'Anna's busiest days.
Oi!
She has to tie at least one really tight knot in her husband's shoelace, then she has to tell a few jokes but forget the punch-lines to them, as well as frequently announce that she smells smoke.

Plus if she is in a car she has to turn down the music, pause for a few moments, then feign embarassment while claiming that she forgot what she was going to say before turning it back up.

Sundays are "Improv Days" so 'Anna makes no plans, she just sort of goes with the flow, and voices her random thoughts, and believe there are lots.

So as you can see, 'Anna is a very motivated and goal-oriented sort of gal, and it's this tenacious characteristic which have helped her obtain her lifetime dream... Which has always been to master the art of appearing to look busy in order to spend more quality time while traveling a daydream away.

Oh, she is also a neurotic, over-emotional, melodramatic mess...

So try not to piss her off.

Aye

Stories

Published Short Stories

Date	Title	Category	Hits
Apr 20, 2008	30. Sick Prose: Hospice	Poetry	124
Apr 20, 2008	Solidarity	Poetry	127
Apr 13, 2008	Devoted Remnants	Poetry	122
Apr 12, 2008	Haunted Snow	Poetry	124
Apr 11, 2008	29. Sick Prose: The Mind Knows	Poetry	121
Apr 11, 2008	28. Sick Prose: Morpheus Dreaming	Poetry	147
Apr 5, 2008	An Implicit Aftermath	Poetry	198
Apr 4, 2008	Spirited Psychosis	Poetry	194
Apr 4, 2008	Dismal Tide	Poetry	136
Apr 2, 2008	27. Sick Prose: Kyle	Poetry	120
Apr 2, 2008	26. Sick Prose: Coma	Poetry	127
Apr 2, 2008	Psychedelic Relic	Poetry	173
Apr 2, 2008	To the Brim	Poetry	151
Apr 1, 2008	Secret Trees	Poetry	172
Apr 1, 2008	Inquire Within	Poetry	151
Apr 1, 2008	Dear Dr. Boring Me...	Poetry	194
Mar 31, 2008	Take	Poetry	127
Mar 31, 2008	Sated Beauty	Poetry	126
Mar 31, 2008	The Art Detractor	Poetry	127
Mar 31, 2008	The Puerile Score	Poetry	131

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Comments

Total number of comments: 372

Title article: The World Next Door
Date: 2008-10-09 20:28:58

Oh...
And I see I rated meself

Anybody gotta a problem with that, then yer need take it up with Max!

Yeah, what?

That's write, I said it.

Hehe

Oh, and no, I have not been drinking today, thanks fer wondering though.

Maybe I should rate whatever the hell this is too.

Or maybe not

Remember- Problem- Rating, Meself = Take up + Max!

*tap dances on the way out*

Title article: The World Next Door
Date: 2008-10-09 20:12:38

Max!
Hmm...Doesn't have the same effect as Jou! But cool nonetheless. I listened two songs from Slipknot, one song from System of the Down, ignored one blase knock at me door, ate almost one tomato sandwich with mayo, salt and pepper but on the bread after the mayo and not on the tomatoes, then after ate that, oh my, that made me be get thristy Max! So I got glass one of milk, so three songs, one uninspired and tired knocker (I could tell juss from knock, it's a gift so don't knock gift Max!) almost one tomato sandwich and one glass milk. That is how long it took me write this un Max!
Then after I write, I kept fall sleep each time I tried to read it but later on when I woke up I got to wonderin' about what I was so fookin' upset about earler when I wrote in me 'Journal of Upset Feelings' and that was when I realized I wrote a verse. Yer other inquiry- title. Well, I could tell yer but, I not gonna because that is relevant.Unlike me quantifying time with blase knocks and Slips with Knots

Title article: The Surface
Date: 2008-10-08 10:42:57

Aye
Yer gotta kick yer feet, and oh, if yer got fins that help too, juss fin 'em around until yer realize that yer not movin' because yer at a standstill and yer that smell is yer stagnant co-workers busy goin' through yer stuff while yer drownin' in a pool that if yer juss kick yer feet, I'm tellin' yer, yer'll see this pool is actually pretty shallow.

Err...

Okay, I not sure what the hell that was even all about.

But I think you do...

Keep well, and remember, a good kick in the ass oft' times will get yer a lot farther than dreams.

'Anna

Title article: What Ever Is To Come
Date: 2008-10-08 10:37:54

Cody!
But I come up empty.

The answers, all cut up and sore.

And time, it tangles around my throat.

I cannot stop its passing, its ending of days.
The origin of pain, I never may trace.
What I thought was solace, were knives to my face.
Ghostly voices, instantly replace. Oh man, this whole part here felt so fookin' cool as I read it over and over, I love it.
Very nice Sorrowful One, I'm impressed and excited now and want go write right now.

So yeah, see yer

Keep well,

'Anna

Title article: Reflections on Time
Date: 2008-10-08 10:23:12

Hey, I know what time is
Time is a serious of now-points through existence.
Or it could be what yer said in this verse here, which by the way I love as did me Muse...

Me Muse, he take care of me so he say, 'Hey Poll, yer should make a shameless sales pitch here on this bloke's verse and see if you can unload that time machine yer bought that yer only used a little, and remember what I said about money, yer gonna want some me girl.'

So I say, 'Hey Jou, Okay'

I decided it'd be cool
To own a time machine
At tomorrow I could look
And see what's not been seen

So I thought I'd shop around
To find a decent price
And at the mall is where I found
A sale for this device

Truly I was taken
By technology's display
Time machines apparently
Are fashion in a way

With it fastened on my wrist
I quickly headed home
And while I drove I dreamt to where
I thought I'd like to roam

But the future that I saw
I'd hardly call sublime
Since I only travel forth
One second at a time

Title article: Through This Mirror
Date: 2008-10-06 21:49:17

Hey yer...
Yeah, yer

What yer got go on here hmm?

Where everything hangs on a string of faith.- That a fookin' cool line Cody, that what I think.

Yer think I not think yer Poetry relevant?
Nah, I not think that, I juss thought with the restraining order yer might have thought me commenting on yer work would seem like I was continuin' to stalk yer, but I glad to know yer still need me. Hehe

I sorry I been

Err...

Whatever I've been of late, but I must say, it is nice to know yer missed me weird comments, it nice feel like me opinions matter.

This verse here is fantastic, I love the depth and the softness yer instilled is Poetically pleasing as well.

Keep well Sorrowful One,

'Anna

Title article: Passing On The Stairs
Date: 2008-10-05 15:00:15

Too bad...
Amatayo stole what I was gonna say so now I guess I'll juss have to say something relevant instead.

Oh yes, this definitely cool Poetic moment yer played out before yer readers here

This verse...

Yeah, I gonna have to love it.

Yer narration here remind me of how me Muse Jou! writes, and indeed that aspect has charmed me some, but the way yer've done this in a style all of yer own has left me smilin' with me shiny eyes as well.

Very enjoyable read

Keep well,

'Anna

Title article: The Search
Date: 2008-10-05 09:04:02

Very Clever
I love it, fookin' brill!

Especially yer conclusion, I love the way it lingered in me mind, left me Musing.

Aye, this read like a Poetic breeze, enjoyed immensely this un I did.

Keep well Clever One,

'Anna

Title article: The Purple Beneath, Chapter 1
Date: 2008-10-02 18:46:41

Purple
Aye, yer know how I feel about Purple Max, but I gonna have to approve what yer got go on here with it.

Tine ghealain- I'm charmed by how yer incorporated this aspect in. Very important.

Eist le fuaim na habhann
agus gheobhfaidh tu breac.

Aye, 'tis true...

Very enjoyable story Max.

Keep well,

'Anna

Title article: They are the Dead
Date: 2008-10-02 18:38:09

Trees, picks and some other stuff too...
Ahem...

Oh my Max,

What yer got go on here?

Hmm?

Yer know I think these some pretty fookin' cool lyrics yer got go on here that what I think.

Hey, did yer ever manage get pick out of yer guitar?

Oh, and I have a rundown on name of bastard who cut down yer musical trees.

So uh, hey, maybe 'Anna give yer nice Christmas present this year and cheer yer ass up yes?

Keep very Max,

'Anna

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Ashutosh Ghildiyal (Ashutosh) Mumbai, India	Created On: 10/06/2008 20:39:01 Signing in, just to drop in a Hello
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 08/11/2008 21:19:15 Where's your Poetry? You haven't submitted anything in awhile. Slacker ... lol I kid
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 08/03/2008 23:22:06 that is one cool apple picture
Kasi (Kasi Elaborated)	Created On: 07/27/2008 21:45:12 Edited By Kasi (Kasi elaborated) On: 07/27/2008 21:45:52 This regarding the what the? picture. I think the books upon her dress could represent that she is trapped under the two books of the bible old and new testament, just a thought considering the crosses behind her, the crow representing that she has captured and killed sorrow, while cradling the puppet of death in her arms. Again just a thought, I'm not quite positve though. Aside that, I enjoy reading your work. You have a way with words.
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 07/13/2008 20:32:52 Jou!
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk) in a trunk of somebody's car	Created On: 07/08/2008 22:02:41 Edited By Max Booth III (Zombie Punk) On: 07/08/2008 22:03:02 Well, that's the darnest thing I've ever seen. A dolphin turns into a human. My word!
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 07/06/2008 21:57:30 have a theory on your What The? photo. but its a long shot. the books are pinning her to the table. assuming that the books are fiction books maybe it means she is trapped in her imagination? ahh, i dont know.
Mugen (Dirkin) frontside upways	Created On: 07/06/2008 04:47:04 Hey hey hey! How have you been? You are a brilliant poet my friend
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk) I DONT KNOW!!!	Created On: 06/30/2008 14:00:26 so is this how they got the shark for Jaws? i wonder how much they paid that cruel hearted bastard...
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk) the bottom of the sea	Created On: 06/29/2008 20:27:56 oh my goodness you're a dolphin!!!! Feedback from Anna DeVine (Sad Sara): Oi! My, my, what we have here? Shark bait...