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About Myself:

It depends on what day it is to determine who 'Anna is.

For example on Wednesdays, which just happens to be today, she speaks in third person.

Therefore her profile will be written in accordance with the 'Wednesday 'Anna'

On Mondays, like all the other days, she speaks with an Irish accent.

Aye, 'tis true.

Tuesdays she is left handed, but sometimes forgets.

Tuesdays are also "Answer every question with a question day."

Wednesdays are what she calls "Bore a teenager day" this basically consists of her telling her teenage kids how her day has been going.

Wednesdays she also likes to act confused when receiving change at the store.
And as mentioned above, Wednesday 'Anna speaks in the third person.

Thursdays are: "Shh..Did you just hear that? You don't hear that? Listen...there it goes again day"

Thursdays are also theatrical day, but if you see 'Anna struggling to remember her lines, please do not piss her off by rolling your eyes impatiently, sighing deeply, or give her disdainful looks.

For how else would you know that it was Thursday?

Hmm?

Fridays she only looks past people while they're talking to her to make them think someone is behind them so they'll turn around when there is in fact no one behind them, because hilarity is to found in their startled look, not to mention their brief hostility and annoyance which follows their reaction reaffirms that Fridays are still a lot of fun, and that indeed God does merit the grattitude He recieves on Fridays from so many.

And she also refuses to make any right-hand turns while she's driving.
It just doesn't feel right to do such things on a Friday.

Saturdays are 'Anna's busiest days.
Oi!
She has to tie at least one really tight knot in her husband's shoelace, then she has to tell a few jokes but forget the punch-lines to them, as well as frequently announce that she smells smoke.

Plus if she is in a car she has to turn down the music, pause for a few moments, then feign embarassment while claiming that she forgot what she was going to say before turning it back up.

Sundays are "Improv Days" so 'Anna makes no plans, she just sort of goes with the flow, and voices her random thoughts, and believe there are lots.

So as you can see, 'Anna is a very motivated and goal-oriented sort of gal, and it's this tenacious characteristic which have helped her obtain her lifetime dream... Which has always been to master the art of appearing to look busy in order to spend more quality time while traveling a daydream away.

Oh, she is also a neurotic, over-emotional, melodramatic mess...

So try not to piss her off.

Aye

Stories

Published Short Stories

Date	Title	Category	Hits
Jul 8, 2008	Shallow Vagueness	Poetry	70
Jul 7, 2008	The River	Poetry	61
Jul 2, 2008	The Cure for Insomnia	Poetry	131
Jul 1, 2008	Pointless	Poetry	152
Jul 1, 2008	Love's Appeal	Poetry	98
Jun 30, 2008	Neoteric Dissonance	Poetry	63
Jun 29, 2008	The Innocent	Poetry	163
Jun 29, 2008	Scattered Stars	Poetry	106
Jun 27, 2008	Alternating Adonais	Poetry	67
Jun 27, 2008	Megann	Poetry	68
Jun 25, 2008	Note to Self	Poetry	104
Jun 25, 2008	Evidentiary	Poetry	109
Jun 24, 2008	Love and Hate	Poetry	100
Jun 23, 2008	Empty Conquest	Poetry	56
Jun 19, 2008	35: Sick Prose: Loss	Poetry	84
Jun 18, 2008	I Lost me Space	Poetry	131
Jun 17, 2008	Remnants of Twilight	Poetry	81
Jun 16, 2008	34: Sick Prose: Remission	Poetry	174
Jun 15, 2008	Inconsequential	Poetry	56
Jun 15, 2008	Acquiesced	Poetry	47

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Mugen (Dirkin)

Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)

Patrick O. (Roadkill315)

Billy (Vango)

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James (jt conner)

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Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 07/06/2008 21:57:30 have a theory on your What The? photo. but its a long shot. the books are pinning her to the table. assuming that the books are fiction books maybe it means she is trapped in her imagination? ahh, i dont know.
Mugen (Dirkin) frontside upways	Created On: 07/06/2008 04:47:04 Hey hey hey! How have you been? You are a brilliant poet my friend
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk) I DONT KNOW!!!	Created On: 06/30/2008 14:00:26 so is this how they got the shark for Jaws? i wonder how much they paid that cruel hearted bastard...
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk) the bottom of the sea	Created On: 06/29/2008 20:27:56 oh my goodness you're a dolphin!!!! Feedback from Anna DeVine (Sad Sara): Oi! My, my, what we have here? Shark bait...
August Blackwood (June Eclipsis)	Created On: 06/12/2008 16:41:51 Your writing is absolutely beautiful. I look up to you as a brilliant writer. I love love love love love your style.
Egoist (Egoist)	Created On: 06/09/2008 16:33:09 What a beautiful poet. Your poetry is so detailed and magnificent, it's like the deliciousness of ice cream. Dulce de Leche ice cream. Straight from Spain.
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 06/01/2008 21:24:42 your poems are magnificant. take care
Sorrow Is My Mask (resistanceisfreedom)	Created On: 04/21/2008 18:23:31 I feel terrible. I forgot to sign this. But anyway, i really enjoy the poems you create. They are works of art. And I have cherished everything you have taught to me about poetry and just life. I admire you, Anna. Take Care, The Sorrowful One
George Saracen (gsaracen)	Created On: 03/07/2008 12:42:39 Hi ya! Now I've left my tracks in YOUR living room.
James (jt conner)	Created On: 03/06/2008 14:23:21 Edited By James (jt conner) On: 03/06/2008 14:24:01 Loved the poems. Keep up the immensely wonderful work.

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Comments

Total number of comments: 307

Title article: A Final Goodbye
Date: 2008-07-08 23:19:59

*Sighs*
Aye, it's taken me awhile to write comment on this un, I read yer beautiful verse other day when yer posted it, but I so moved by the emotion and Poetic grace yer've captured here I not be able to assess such echoes from yer heart.
This very sad, but I so impressed how yer were able to turn such loss and pain into amazing Poetic Love.

Truly a memorable and moving verse Mr. Potter.

Keep well,

'Anna

Title article: May Before November
Date: 2008-07-08 20:04:30

Love it!
I currently working on project with me Raconteur that is designed to bring back or trade in childhood memories if yers suck with the ones we versify.

It my most favorite Poetic project I ever engaged in to date, and yer Poem is spot on in capturing the sadness through loss of days gone by.

I absolutely love this un, very cool internal rhymes and it read like a blown feather.

Keep well,

'Anna

Title article: Down Here On The Ground
Date: 2008-07-08 19:14:38

Cody, who are these wretched people doing these mean and ugly things to yer?

Rhyme the bastards till they weep!

Err...

Not sure what happened there, been around me dad and sort of pissed off and hostile. lol

Sorry

Ahem, back to sad Poem...

I not like thought of yer wing stuck in sand.

Is it quick sand or slow sand?

Regardless, I like yer verse.

Keep well,

'Anna

Title article: Cruel and Lonely Game
Date: 2008-07-08 19:11:16

Sir Cody
Hiyer Sorrowful One,

This us was pretty intense, I love the edge yer got goin' on here, very cool effect and really helps pull the verse together nice and tight.

Title article: Pointless
Date: 2008-07-08 17:39:06

Rules of 'Play Dating'
1.Yer have to bring real dictionary.(Not yer weird make-believe storysville one yer used to define yer make-believe Poetry in a bunch)
2.Yer have to hold yer own purse
3.Yer have to write why yer wanna be Poet, what Poetry means to yer, plus understand what Poetry means to those of us who not disrespect our colleagues and treat the Poetic arts like they some kind of game to support yer delusions that yer real Poet.
4. This concerns yer statement to me when yer said-"And when I post with all caps.
That shows that it is my dark side talking. "Hmmm I though everyone has gotten that."
Yer have to write a convincing (That means believable) reason why it is yer think 'everyone' even reads the lame-ass 'Poetry' and 'Reviews' yer write here at this site.
5. Yer have to try start abstracting a concept of yer own when yer read a Poem and stop with the redundant (That means repetition of same rhetorical question.)
Oops (rhetorical question is a question tha not expect or need answer.)

Title article: Pointless
Date: 2008-07-08 17:23:59

Amatayo *Sighs*
What wrong pumpkin?
Can yer not find little boy to pick fight with that yer feel yer could take without injury to yerself?
Yer wanna meet me girl Pollyester here on playground after school?
Is that what yer goin’on about?
Well, she read yer hilarious (read that as weak) retort to me inquiry about yer imagining me Poem bunched up, and after she stop laughing she said...Is minic a ghearr teanga duine a scornach
Oh my...
Then she start laughing again after she say that, yer know, because it fookin' funny, (read that as hilarious) but after she caught her breath, checked her lipstick and had some tapioca pudding, she got busy coloring again and fergot about yer.
Until her Purple crayon broke, now she said ‘Anytime yer rage in iron cage (lucky!)need go a few rounds with a girl to prove how stooped yer can actually be, then she game.
But of course yer have to agree the few rules that will be listed after this message before ‘play date’ even make into the actual stage of thought.

Title article: Under The Moonlight
Date: 2008-07-08 11:38:16

Whew!
Okay, now that juss make me really sad, I thought I not be get more sad today but I apparently was wrong.
Wow, what powerful emotion yer versified here, this read so soft and felt so harsh with the stinging in my eyes.
I must say, yer a fantastic Poet, yer capture emotions in the moment very well, and seemingly without effort.
Now, if the effort part is true or not, I not know, but yer sure pull it off as such.
Keep well,
'Anna

Title article: Wiggedy Wack
Date: 2008-07-08 11:14:47

Wtf?
Hiyer Dirk,
Oh my, what yer got goin’ on here today?
Hmm?
Is this some kind of tour de force, blastoid, crack is whack de force Poem?
Or is this juss yer Poetic psycho-manic rendition to announce that yer coo coo fer Cocoa Puffs?
Aye, regardless, it definitely leaves many questions while at the same time oddly explains so much. (Hehe)
I tell yer what though, that was a jolly fun read I must say, and not only have yer convinced me not to drop the restraining order (hehe), yer’ve got me wantin’ to beat some rhymes meself now.
Oi! Maniacal and lyrical, yeah, that’s a twisted pair…
Very cool, yer made me smile.
*Gasps*
Yeah, smile
Keep well, (seriously, I worry about yer...)
‘Anna

Title article: Cloud In The Water
Date: 2008-07-08 10:39:09

Amazing...
A lifeline sensing it lacks the sustenance because it has been left feeling as if it has been hung out to dry during the separation from another's heart which it perceives not only as a life-sustaining part of the self's sanctity but considers the suffering that is caused by the fragility found between kisses to be the truest of any and all effects essential to sustaining a lifeline back to the self as well. When I am able find a verse like this little gem here I am always reminded why it is I adore Poetry so fookin much. Because what yer've written here, in the fashion in which yer’ve written it gives me the opportunity to feel an emotive beat rather than reading an explanation that tells me somewhat Poetically what I should think about how you feel. *Sighs* Poetry I love it because it's never right or wrong, it's art, art if left open fer interpretation can move me to a place where meaning is truly unfashionable and profundity fashions a true meaning for anything.
Keep well, 'Anna

Title article: The Newest Trend
Date: 2008-07-08 01:06:01

Oi!
With this gun he would finally gain his fame,
Nothing would stay the same,
He'd earn some respect, just like from that game,
Everybody would know his name, -Aye Max, yer nailed spot on fer the majority of this type of mentality, as did Phil with his 'Trend' subject line. It too bad when views of self-importance become this distorted.
Very good job yer did here Max, yer imagery is fantastic as is yer word choice.

Keep very well,

'Anna