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Last Online	11/20/2008
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Website/Blog:

annalist.synthasite.com/

About Myself:

It depends on what day it is to determine who 'Anna is.

For example on Wednesdays, which just happens to be today, she speaks in third person.

Therefore her profile will be written in accordance with the 'Wednesday 'Anna'

On Mondays, like all the other days, she speaks with an Irish accent.

Aye, 'tis true.

Tuesdays she is left handed, but sometimes forgets.

Tuesdays are also "Answer every question with a question day."

Wednesdays are what she calls "Bore a teenager day" this basically consists of her telling her teenage kids how her day has been going.

Wednesdays she also likes to act confused when receiving change at the store.
And as mentioned above, Wednesday 'Anna speaks in the third person.

Thursdays are: "Shh..Did you just hear that? You don't hear that? Listen...there it goes again day"

Thursdays are also theatrical day, but if you see 'Anna struggling to remember her lines, please do not piss her off by rolling your eyes impatiently, sighing deeply, or give her disdainful looks.

For how else would you know that it was Thursday?

Hmm?

Fridays she only looks past people while they're talking to her to make them think someone is behind them so they'll turn around when there is in fact no one behind them, because hilarity is to found in their startled look, not to mention their brief hostility and annoyance which follows their reaction reaffirms that Fridays are still a lot of fun, and that indeed God does merit the grattitude He recieves on Fridays from so many.

And she also refuses to make any right-hand turns while she's driving.
It just doesn't feel right to do such things on a Friday.

Saturdays are 'Anna's busiest days.
Oi!
She has to tie at least one really tight knot in her husband's shoelace, then she has to tell a few jokes but forget the punch-lines to them, as well as frequently announce that she smells smoke.

Plus if she is in a car she has to turn down the music, pause for a few moments, then feign embarassment while claiming that she forgot what she was going to say before turning it back up.

Sundays are "Improv Days" so 'Anna makes no plans, she just sort of goes with the flow, and voices her random thoughts, and believe there are lots.

So as you can see, 'Anna is a very motivated and goal-oriented sort of gal, and it's this tenacious characteristic which have helped her obtain her lifetime dream... Which has always been to master the art of appearing to look busy in order to spend more quality time while traveling a daydream away.

Oh, she is also a neurotic, over-emotional, melodramatic mess...

So try not to piss her off.

Aye

Stories

Published Short Stories

Date	Title	Category	Hits
Mar 25, 2008	21. Sick Prose: Leukemia is Fookin' Stupid	Poetry	392
Mar 5, 2008	They're All Gonna Laugh at You	Poetry	319
Jul 2, 2008	The Cure for Insomnia	Poetry	318
Jun 29, 2008	The Innocent	Poetry	304
Mar 4, 2008	My first and last acrostic...Self	Poetry	303
Mar 10, 2008	5. Sick Prose	Poetry	300
Mar 24, 2008	Sad Sara	Poetry	297
Jul 9, 2008	Children of Lir	Poetry	283
Mar 5, 2008	1. Sick prose	Poetry	281
Jun 9, 2008	Waiting Petals	Poetry	249
Oct 23, 2008	A Pocket Full of Paris	Poetry	248
Mar 12, 2008	Moon Bird	Poetry	248
Mar 4, 2008	Fade to Shade	Poetry	243
Jun 16, 2008	34: Sick Prose: Remission	Poetry	239
Jul 20, 2008	Our Mutual Wine	Poetry	225
Mar 6, 2008	Kvetching Lips on Ego Trips	Poetry	220
Jul 16, 2008	Haunted Sorrow	Poetry	218
Jun 3, 2008	On Word	Poetry	218
Apr 20, 2008	31. Sick Prose: Acceptance	Poetry	218
Mar 10, 2008	6, Sick Prose	Poetry	218

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Comments

Total number of comments: 394

Title article: MAGDALENE'S MIDSUMMER NIGHTS DREAM.
Date: 2008-11-19 21:38:48

Very clever way to incorporate Midsummer Nights Dream
Terry.
As always, yer writing seems to be written as soft as it reads, not an easy thing to pull off with the heavy albeit tragic subject matter yer dealing with.

This very creative indeed.

Keep well,

'Anna

Title article: My Own Land
Date: 2008-11-19 07:06:12

Oh my, this very moving (no pun intended) and maddening account of impertinence having one of its most appalling moments here.

Yer narrative is excellent as far as the technical facet of this tale.

But aye, desecration sure leaves bad taste in the mouth.
Very disheartening to say least.

Keep well,

'Anna

Title article: The StoriesVille Prophecy, Chapter 3
Date: 2008-11-18 23:49:55

Hiyer Max,

Oh my, what yer got go on here?

Is this a prerequiste fer yer Alabama shama lama ding dong dream?

Hehe, I not know why I love say that so much.

Okay, seriously though, juss so yer know, I was so pulling fer the Frog People.

Cos they not juss people Max, they frogs too.

But before they were either of these, they were Polliwogs.

I like story

Aye, yer sure are one creative potato Max.

Keep well,

'Anna

Title article: Love For Tomorrow
Date: 2008-11-18 18:43:16

Aye, an ode fer tomorrow here fer today.

Until tomorrow anyway that is.

I like Poem, yer got some clever word play and nice flow go on here.

Keep well,

'Anna

Title article: portrait
Date: 2008-11-18 14:17:54

Wow!
What a fantastic Poem.

Very beautifully painted this Poetic portrait yer wrote is.

And this line...

Darting silent wisdom around the black pupils.

Oh my

It not too often I read a line and think meself, 'Damn it, why I not think say that?'

But damn it, why I not think say that.

Yeah, that very cool line, I love it.

This was great Poem read

Keep well,

'Anna

Title article: Resolving Time
Date: 2008-11-16 09:34:47

Time is creepy
That why some say time creeps up on yer.

It other things too

It busy, time is, can't stop fer even a second.

And it juss as shameless as the tired cliches are that it generates.

Such is time

Title article: The StoriesVille Prophecy, Chapter 2
Date: 2008-11-07 09:28:25

Oh what yer got go on here?
I love it Max!

Yer imagery is fantastic, and this world yer’ve created is quite novel and charming.

Very creative story yer got in progress here, I love the personable feel yer’ve instilled too.

The familiar is quite comforting indeed.

Yes very original, unlike me review here.

Get over it. lol

Keep well,

'Anna

Title article: A Pocket Full of Paris
Date: 2008-10-27 19:11:46

Fille amie
Les achats sont fabuleux; oui?

Aye, chaussures confortables d'usage.

Title article: A Pocket Full of Paris
Date: 2008-10-27 19:00:10

Paris Gai
Monsieur Potter,

N'est pas ce ce que j'ai entendu.

Je veux dire, avance; fabuleux?

Aye, rien a dire

Ahem

Quoi qu'il en soit...

Merci de me faire le rire; vous fookin' etes hilare. lol

Oh, et merci tout des commentaires gentils.

Puits de subsistance

'Anna

Title article: Drifting
Date: 2008-10-27 00:44:17

Wow...
Breath taking...

I absolutely loved it.

What a beautifully forlorn verse.
So dramatically Poetic and pensive, yet instilled a light, ethereal sense within as I read.

Very lovely indeed, I enjoyed immensely.

Keep well,

'Anna

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Ashutosh Ghildiyal (Ashutosh) Mumbai, India	Created On: 10/06/2008 20:39:01 Signing in, just to drop in a Hello
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 08/11/2008 21:19:15 Where's your Poetry? You haven't submitted anything in awhile. Slacker ... lol I kid
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 08/03/2008 23:22:06 that is one cool apple picture
Kasi (Kasi Elaborated)	Created On: 07/27/2008 21:45:12 Edited By Kasi (Kasi elaborated) On: 07/27/2008 21:45:52 This regarding the what the? picture. I think the books upon her dress could represent that she is trapped under the two books of the bible old and new testament, just a thought considering the crosses behind her, the crow representing that she has captured and killed sorrow, while cradling the puppet of death in her arms. Again just a thought, I'm not quite positve though. Aside that, I enjoy reading your work. You have a way with words.
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 07/13/2008 20:32:52 Jou!
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk) in a trunk of somebody's car	Created On: 07/08/2008 22:02:41 Edited By Max Booth III (Zombie Punk) On: 07/08/2008 22:03:02 Well, that's the darnest thing I've ever seen. A dolphin turns into a human. My word!
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 07/06/2008 21:57:30 have a theory on your What The? photo. but its a long shot. the books are pinning her to the table. assuming that the books are fiction books maybe it means she is trapped in her imagination? ahh, i dont know.
Mugen (Dirkin) frontside upways	Created On: 07/06/2008 04:47:04 Hey hey hey! How have you been? You are a brilliant poet my friend
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk) I DONT KNOW!!!	Created On: 06/30/2008 14:00:26 so is this how they got the shark for Jaws? i wonder how much they paid that cruel hearted bastard...
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk) the bottom of the sea	Created On: 06/29/2008 20:27:56 oh my goodness you're a dolphin!!!! Feedback from Anna DeVine (Sad Sara): Oi! My, my, what we have here? Shark bait...