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easilyamused.synthasite.com

About Myself:

It depends on what day it is to determine who 'Anna is.

For example on Wednesdays, which just happens to be today, she speaks in third person.

Therefore her profile will be written in accordance with the 'Wednesday 'Anna'

On Mondays, like all the other days, she speaks with an Irish accent.

Aye, 'tis true.

Tuesdays she is left handed, but sometimes forgets.

Tuesdays are also "Answer every question with a question day."

Wednesdays are what she calls "Bore a teenager day" this basically consists of her telling her teenage kids how her day has been going.

Wednesdays she also likes to act confused when receiving change at the store.
And as mentioned above, Wednesday 'Anna speaks in the third person.

Thursdays are: "Shh..Did you just hear that? You don't hear that? Listen...there it goes again day"

Thursdays are also theatrical day, but if you see 'Anna struggling to remember her lines, please do not piss her off by rolling your eyes impatiently, sighing deeply, or give her disdainful looks.

For how else would you know that it was Thursday?

Hmm?

Fridays she only looks past people while they're talking to her to make them think someone is behind them so they'll turn around when there is in fact no one behind them, because hilarity is to found in their startled look, not to mention their brief hostility and annoyance which follows their reaction reaffirms that Fridays are still a lot of fun, and that indeed God does merit the grattitude He recieves on Fridays from so many.

And she also refuses to make any right-hand turns while she's driving.
It just doesn't feel right to do such things on a Friday.

Saturdays are 'Anna's busiest days.
Oi!
She has to tie at least one really tight knot in her husband's shoelace, then she has to tell a few jokes but forget the punch-lines to them, as well as frequently announce that she smells smoke.

Plus if she is in a car she has to turn down the music, pause for a few moments, then feign embarassment while claiming that she forgot what she was going to say before turning it back up.

Sundays are "Improv Days" so 'Anna makes no plans, she just sort of goes with the flow, and voices her random thoughts, and believe there are lots.

So as you can see, 'Anna is a very motivated and goal-oriented sort of gal, and it's this tenacious characteristic which have helped her obtain her lifetime dream... Which has always been to master the art of appearing to look busy in order to spend more quality time while traveling a daydream away.

Oh, she is also a neurotic, over-emotional, melodramatic mess...

So try not to piss her off.

Aye

Stories

Published Short Stories

Date	Title	Category	Hits
Aug 6, 2008	Traces of Cabernet	Poetry	96
Aug 4, 2008	Sifted Grain	Poetry	78
Aug 1, 2008	Negated Sanctuary	Poetry	76
Jul 28, 2008	Tenacious Love	Poetry	149
Jul 27, 2008	Furtive Auguries	Poetry	141
Jul 20, 2008	Our Mutual Wine	Poetry	150
Jul 16, 2008	Haunted Sorrow	Poetry	133
Jul 15, 2008	Back at Me	Poetry	136
Jul 11, 2008	Emerald Sands	Poetry	121
Jul 10, 2008	Clover Sea	Poetry	123
Jul 9, 2008	Children of Lir	Poetry	137
Jul 8, 2008	Nihility	Poetry	124
Jul 8, 2008	Shallow Vagueness	Poetry	121
Jul 7, 2008	The River	Poetry	115
Jul 2, 2008	The Cure for Insomnia	Poetry	227
Jul 1, 2008	Love's Appeal	Poetry	137
Jun 30, 2008	Neoteric Dissonance	Poetry	104
Jun 29, 2008	The Innocent	Poetry	219
Jun 29, 2008	Scattered Stars	Poetry	148
Jun 27, 2008	Alternating Adonais	Poetry	101

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Comments

Title article: The Innocent
Date: 2008-06-29 12:28:50

Hi Phil
Thank yer so much fer leave such thoughtful and intriguing review Phil.
Do yer remember what show called?

I would love to see it, that's cool.

No, yer not old or that old either.

Yer juss old enough to remember yer see show that yer talk to me about and old enough to ferget name of it.

Oh, and if that makes sense what I juss said then…

Err...

I kid!

Hehe, but seriously, thank yer so much Phil, and I really would like to see that show.

Keep well,

'Anna

(Psst, hey Max, it me again. See? I tol' yer I'd see yer later, I not kid about something like that.)

Title article: The Innocent
Date: 2008-06-29 12:15:36

Thank yer Flossy
*Gasps*

Stopped yer in yer tracks?

Uh-oh, that not good news fer flow issue I have.
It okay though, I not embarrassed to talk about it, there's no shame in stopping tracks.

Thank you again Flossy, that nice fer yer to read me Poem and leave such fun comment.

Keep well,

'Anna

(Psst..Max, did yer read what Flossy wrote about me Poem stopping tracks? See? I tol' yer Amatayo was spot on with his Flow-etic assessment of Poem here I write. Oh, and yeah, hehe, as a matter of fact I am back on me pain meds again.
Thanks fer noticing Max, that so nice of yer. Aye perceptive un yer are. Bye Max, talk to yer later.)

Title article: The Innocent
Date: 2008-06-29 11:59:56

Flowbee...Cuts and sucks...Amazing
I juss was watching an AD fer one of them haircutting contraptions.

Weird huh?

Aye, my flow constantly falters in every Poem, I juss cannot seem to get into the natural rhythm of rhyme.

And yeah, this one is rather long for a Poem based on a true story about the aftermath returned in place of someone's child after being abducted by a Monster.

But it seems I also struggle with me attention span, it's rather long-ish now, probably since surgery to repair the caused to me brain from the numerous strokes I have suffered over the past few months.

The titanium plate and screws are probably not helping the flow, surely they're too screwed.

Anyway, thank yer fer the rating and suggestions, Amatayo, and believe I will definitely work on me flow problem, and see if maybe I can shorten me attention span a bit.

Yeah, I gotta keep swimmin' in this un fer awhile,

Aye, practice makes Poetry.

Ding, fries are done...

See yer,

Pollyester

Title article: The Innocent
Date: 2008-06-29 11:42:16

Poetry Pusher...
Thanks Max, I glad yer talk me into revising instead of scrapping, it getting there, I almost content with it.

Cheers!

'Anna

Title article: Evidentiary
Date: 2008-06-29 05:10:24

LOL
Now that's funny Pilgrim.

Aye, perception is a virtue.

Thanks fer make me laugh and leave nice comment on Poem.

Keep well,

'Anna

Title article: Anne a Stoir
Date: 2008-06-29 03:13:22

Very graceful and lovely verse.

Aye

'Anna

Title article: Detached
Date: 2008-06-29 03:10:22

Aye
That explains a lot.

Cool, (take that as cold) verse.

Keep well,

'Anna

Title article: Jigsaw Poem
Date: 2008-06-29 03:00:51

Fookin Brill!
LOL

Oh my, yer be very clever here not to mention creatively cheeky.

Aye Dirk, I'm gonna have to love this verse.

Keep well,

'Anna

Title article: July Wind
Date: 2008-06-27 23:35:07

I see...
The brilliant whisperings of a Poetic Heart emoting creative beats of natural grace and altruistic beauty.

That's what I saw as I looked in to find what I could see to feel.

Aye August...

*Sighs*

This is stunning verse.

I love it.

Take care,

'Anna

Title article: Fantasies
Date: 2008-06-27 22:57:58

I love it!
Very beautiful stream of yer imagination.

Creative and Poetically graceful, this felt juss so natural to read.

Juss the way yer cared enough to put a little extra time and effort into yer structure alone speaks volumes fer yer character's love fer the Poetic arts, and perhaps is somewhat telling of a creative mind striving fer individualism.

Talent...

Y'gots it

Aye, this little gem here was a jolly fine read indeed.

Lovely Poetry

Keep well,

'Anna

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Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 08/11/2008 21:19:15 Where's your Poetry? You haven't submitted anything in awhile. Slacker ... lol I kid
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 08/03/2008 23:22:06 that is one cool apple picture
Kasi (Kasi Elaborated)	Created On: 07/27/2008 21:45:12 Edited By Kasi (Kasi elaborated) On: 07/27/2008 21:45:52 This regarding the what the? picture. I think the books upon her dress could represent that she is trapped under the two books of the bible old and new testament, just a thought considering the crosses behind her, the crow representing that she has captured and killed sorrow, while cradling the puppet of death in her arms. Again just a thought, I'm not quite positve though. Aside that, I enjoy reading your work. You have a way with words.
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 07/13/2008 20:32:52 Jou!
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk) in a trunk of somebody's car	Created On: 07/08/2008 22:02:41 Edited By Max Booth III (Zombie Punk) On: 07/08/2008 22:03:02 Well, that's the darnest thing I've ever seen. A dolphin turns into a human. My word!
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 07/06/2008 21:57:30 have a theory on your What The? photo. but its a long shot. the books are pinning her to the table. assuming that the books are fiction books maybe it means she is trapped in her imagination? ahh, i dont know.
Mugen (Dirkin) frontside upways	Created On: 07/06/2008 04:47:04 Hey hey hey! How have you been? You are a brilliant poet my friend
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk) I DONT KNOW!!!	Created On: 06/30/2008 14:00:26 so is this how they got the shark for Jaws? i wonder how much they paid that cruel hearted bastard...
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk) the bottom of the sea	Created On: 06/29/2008 20:27:56 oh my goodness you're a dolphin!!!! Feedback from Anna DeVine (Sad Sara): Oi! My, my, what we have here? Shark bait...
August Blackwood (June Eclipsis)	Created On: 06/12/2008 16:41:51 Your writing is absolutely beautiful. I look up to you as a brilliant writer. I love love love love love your style.