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The People From The Sky I: Man On The Moon

THE PEOPLE FROM THE SKY PART I:...

When the train doors opened, a blast of sticky air...

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easilyamused.synthasite.com

About Myself:

It depends on what day it is to determine who 'Anna is.

For example on Wednesdays, which just happens to be today, she speaks in third person.

Therefore her profile will be written in accordance with the 'Wednesday 'Anna'

On Mondays, like all the other days, she speaks with an Irish accent.

Aye, 'tis true.

Tuesdays she is left handed, but sometimes forgets.

Tuesdays are also "Answer every question with a question day."

Wednesdays are what she calls "Bore a teenager day" this basically consists of her telling her teenage kids how her day has been going.

Wednesdays she also likes to act confused when receiving change at the store.
And as mentioned above, Wednesday 'Anna speaks in the third person.

Thursdays are: "Shh..Did you just hear that? You don't hear that? Listen...there it goes again day"

Thursdays are also theatrical day, but if you see 'Anna struggling to remember her lines, please do not piss her off by rolling your eyes impatiently, sighing deeply, or give her disdainful looks.

For how else would you know that it was Thursday?

Hmm?

Fridays she only looks past people while they're talking to her to make them think someone is behind them so they'll turn around when there is in fact no one behind them, because hilarity is to found in their startled look, not to mention their brief hostility and annoyance which follows their reaction reaffirms that Fridays are still a lot of fun, and that indeed God does merit the grattitude He recieves on Fridays from so many.

And she also refuses to make any right-hand turns while she's driving.
It just doesn't feel right to do such things on a Friday.

Saturdays are 'Anna's busiest days.
Oi!
She has to tie at least one really tight knot in her husband's shoelace, then she has to tell a few jokes but forget the punch-lines to them, as well as frequently announce that she smells smoke.

Plus if she is in a car she has to turn down the music, pause for a few moments, then feign embarassment while claiming that she forgot what she was going to say before turning it back up.

Sundays are "Improv Days" so 'Anna makes no plans, she just sort of goes with the flow, and voices her random thoughts, and believe there are lots.

So as you can see, 'Anna is a very motivated and goal-oriented sort of gal, and it's this tenacious characteristic which have helped her obtain her lifetime dream... Which has always been to master the art of appearing to look busy in order to spend more quality time while traveling a daydream away.

Oh, she is also a neurotic, over-emotional, melodramatic mess...

So try not to piss her off.

Aye

Stories

Published Short Stories

Date	Title	Category	Hits
Aug 23, 2008	Regress	Poetry	103
Aug 6, 2008	Traces of Cabernet	Poetry	113
Aug 4, 2008	Sifted Grain	Poetry	85
Aug 1, 2008	Negated Sanctuary	Poetry	86
Jul 28, 2008	Tenacious Love	Poetry	160
Jul 27, 2008	Furtive Auguries	Poetry	157
Jul 20, 2008	Our Mutual Wine	Poetry	160
Jul 16, 2008	Haunted Sorrow	Poetry	148
Jul 15, 2008	Back at Me	Poetry	143
Jul 11, 2008	Emerald Sands	Poetry	132
Jul 10, 2008	Clover Sea	Poetry	132
Jul 9, 2008	Children of Lir	Poetry	154
Jul 8, 2008	Nihility	Poetry	135
Jul 8, 2008	Shallow Vagueness	Poetry	130
Jul 7, 2008	The River	Poetry	130
Jul 2, 2008	The Cure for Insomnia	Poetry	238
Jul 1, 2008	Love's Appeal	Poetry	146
Jun 30, 2008	Neoteric Dissonance	Poetry	114
Jun 29, 2008	The Innocent	Poetry	232
Jun 29, 2008	Scattered Stars	Poetry	157

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Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 08/11/2008 21:19:15 Where's your Poetry? You haven't submitted anything in awhile. Slacker ... lol I kid
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 08/03/2008 23:22:06 that is one cool apple picture
Kasi (Kasi Elaborated)	Created On: 07/27/2008 21:45:12 Edited By Kasi (Kasi elaborated) On: 07/27/2008 21:45:52 This regarding the what the? picture. I think the books upon her dress could represent that she is trapped under the two books of the bible old and new testament, just a thought considering the crosses behind her, the crow representing that she has captured and killed sorrow, while cradling the puppet of death in her arms. Again just a thought, I'm not quite positve though. Aside that, I enjoy reading your work. You have a way with words.
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 07/13/2008 20:32:52 Jou!
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk) in a trunk of somebody's car	Created On: 07/08/2008 22:02:41 Edited By Max Booth III (Zombie Punk) On: 07/08/2008 22:03:02 Well, that's the darnest thing I've ever seen. A dolphin turns into a human. My word!
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 07/06/2008 21:57:30 have a theory on your What The? photo. but its a long shot. the books are pinning her to the table. assuming that the books are fiction books maybe it means she is trapped in her imagination? ahh, i dont know.
Mugen (Dirkin) frontside upways	Created On: 07/06/2008 04:47:04 Hey hey hey! How have you been? You are a brilliant poet my friend
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk) I DONT KNOW!!!	Created On: 06/30/2008 14:00:26 so is this how they got the shark for Jaws? i wonder how much they paid that cruel hearted bastard...
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk) the bottom of the sea	Created On: 06/29/2008 20:27:56 oh my goodness you're a dolphin!!!! Feedback from Anna DeVine (Sad Sara): Oi! My, my, what we have here? Shark bait...
August Blackwood (June Eclipsis)	Created On: 06/12/2008 16:41:51 Your writing is absolutely beautiful. I look up to you as a brilliant writer. I love love love love love your style.