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She She was born in a farm of filth and...

gone was the girl once innocent of love, heartaches...

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poeticpleasures.synthasite.com

About Myself:

It depends on what day it is to determine who 'Anna is.

For example on Wednesdays, which just happens to be today, she speaks in third person.

Therefore her profile will be written in accordance with the 'Wednesday 'Anna'

On Mondays, like all the other days, she speaks with an Irish accent.

Aye, 'tis true.

Tuesdays she is left handed, but sometimes forgets.

Tuesdays are also "Answer every question with a question day."

Wednesdays are what she calls "Bore a teenager day" this basically consists of her telling her teenage kids how her day has been going.

Wednesdays she also likes to act confused when receiving change at the store.
And as mentioned above, Wednesday 'Anna speaks in the third person.

Thursdays are: "Shh..Did you just hear that? You don't hear that? Listen...there it goes again day"

Thursdays are also theatrical day, but if you see 'Anna struggling to remember her lines, please do not piss her off by rolling your eyes impatiently, sighing deeply, or give her disdainful looks.

For how else would you know that it was Thursday?

Hmm?

Fridays she only looks past people while they're talking to her to make them think someone is behind them so they'll turn around when there is in fact no one behind them, because hilarity is to found in their startled look, not to mention their brief hostility and annoyance which follows their reaction reaffirms that Fridays are still a lot of fun, and that indeed God does merit the grattitude He recieves on Fridays from so many.

And she also refuses to make any right-hand turns while she's driving.
It just doesn't feel right to do such things on a Friday.

Saturdays are 'Anna's busiest days.
Oi!
She has to tie at least one really tight knot in her husband's shoelace, then she has to tell a few jokes but forget the punch-lines to them, as well as frequently announce that she smells smoke.

Plus if she is in a car she has to turn down the music, pause for a few moments, then feign embarassment while claiming that she forgot what she was going to say before turning it back up.

Sundays are "Improv Days" so 'Anna makes no plans, she just sort of goes with the flow, and voices her random thoughts, and believe there are lots.

So as you can see, 'Anna is a very motivated and goal-oriented sort of gal, and it's this tenacious characteristic which have helped her obtain her lifetime dream... Which has always been to master the art of appearing to look busy in order to spend more quality time while traveling a daydream away.

Oh, she is also a neurotic, over-emotional, melodramatic mess...

So try not to piss her off.

Aye

Stories

Published Short Stories

Date	Title	Category	Hits
Jul 20, 2008	Our Mutual Wine	Poetry	88
Jul 16, 2008	Haunted Sorrow	Poetry	91
Jul 15, 2008	Back at Me	Poetry	91
Jul 11, 2008	Emerald Sands	Poetry	89
Jul 10, 2008	Clover Sea	Poetry	94
Jul 9, 2008	Children of Lir	Poetry	90
Jul 8, 2008	Nihility	Poetry	104
Jul 8, 2008	Shallow Vagueness	Poetry	102
Jul 7, 2008	The River	Poetry	84
Jul 2, 2008	The Cure for Insomnia	Poetry	192
Jul 1, 2008	Love's Appeal	Poetry	108
Jun 30, 2008	Neoteric Dissonance	Poetry	79
Jun 29, 2008	The Innocent	Poetry	180
Jun 29, 2008	Scattered Stars	Poetry	118
Jun 27, 2008	Alternating Adonais	Poetry	79
Jun 27, 2008	Megann	Poetry	83
Jun 25, 2008	Note to Self	Poetry	119
Jun 25, 2008	Evidentiary	Poetry	129
Jun 24, 2008	Love and Hate	Poetry	119
Jun 23, 2008	Empty Conquest	Poetry	64

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August Blackwood (June Eclipsis)

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Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 07/13/2008 20:32:52 Jou!
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk) in a trunk of somebody's car	Created On: 07/08/2008 22:02:41 Edited By Max Booth III (Zombie Punk) On: 07/08/2008 22:03:02 Well, that's the darnest thing I've ever seen. A dolphin turns into a human. My word!
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 07/06/2008 21:57:30 have a theory on your What The? photo. but its a long shot. the books are pinning her to the table. assuming that the books are fiction books maybe it means she is trapped in her imagination? ahh, i dont know.
Mugen (Dirkin) frontside upways	Created On: 07/06/2008 04:47:04 Hey hey hey! How have you been? You are a brilliant poet my friend
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk) I DONT KNOW!!!	Created On: 06/30/2008 14:00:26 so is this how they got the shark for Jaws? i wonder how much they paid that cruel hearted bastard...
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk) the bottom of the sea	Created On: 06/29/2008 20:27:56 oh my goodness you're a dolphin!!!! Feedback from Anna DeVine (Sad Sara): Oi! My, my, what we have here? Shark bait...
August Blackwood (June Eclipsis)	Created On: 06/12/2008 16:41:51 Your writing is absolutely beautiful. I look up to you as a brilliant writer. I love love love love love your style.
Egoist (Egoist)	Created On: 06/09/2008 16:33:09 What a beautiful poet. Your poetry is so detailed and magnificent, it's like the deliciousness of ice cream. Dulce de Leche ice cream. Straight from Spain.
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 06/01/2008 21:24:42 your poems are magnificant. take care
Sorrow Is My Mask (resistanceisfreedom)	Created On: 04/21/2008 18:23:31 I feel terrible. I forgot to sign this. But anyway, i really enjoy the poems you create. They are works of art. And I have cherished everything you have taught to me about poetry and just life. I admire you, Anna. Take Care, The Sorrowful One

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Comments

Total number of comments: 337

Title article: War On Earth
Date: 2008-07-14 23:20:49

Oh My...
What yer got go on here Max?

Quite the epical verse I must say.
And while this is very impressive by virtue and scope alone, yer creative imagery is what has charmed me the most.

Fantastic work me friend, truly.

Keep very well,

'Anna

Title article: Wishing
Date: 2008-07-10 07:52:22

That was amazing Phil, yer shouldn't down play this verse at all, it very beautiful and emotionally profound.

Yer last line was brilliant as well as adorable.

Aye, yer did wonderful putting a unique creative spin to a perpetual sadness.

Keep well,

'Anna

Title article: Clover Sea
Date: 2008-07-10 05:21:50

Phil!
Hiyer, how goes it?

Yeah, it feels great to be nearly finished with Poetry book I writig titled 'Deserted Leviathans' which was like sixty chapters of free verse.

Aye, but I rhymer.

I been contemplating whether or not I should post the only work of mine I even like and will read on occasion here.

It continuous Poetic story that rhyme except fer second and last chapter, but I not know if hit or miss with chapters from readers will work or not with it.

Anyway, thanks Phil

Keep well,

'Anna

Title article: In The Rain -- My first attempt at poetry
Date: 2008-07-10 04:50:25

Nice
Especially fer yer first run at Poetry.

I generally can write a rhyming Poem in about five to ten minutes.

Those are the easy ones.

Now free verse I struggle a bit with because there are juss too many variables and I am constantly nit picking at them until I either ruin me verse and scrap it or work at it juss long enough, about twenty to thirty minutes until I happy.
Now me free verses go fer a spell, it like without the lyrical beats I have a hard time realizing when it is complete because I somewhat abstract Poet fer most part so without the structured rhymes a lot of times I need feel whole after I do with me rhymes.

I hope yer continue writing Poetry, this pretty cool here.

Keep well,

'Anna

Title article: Daddy what is?
Date: 2008-07-10 02:47:53

Wow!
Amatayo, this is an absolutely beautiful verse.

Whew!

I love it.

Very well written...

Aphoristically Poetic yet the magnanimity yer’ve managed to capture here within yer narrative lacks not.

Oh and yer imagery was fantastic!

Wow…

Truly gorgeous verse that left me head feeling wonderful and Poetically dreamy.

Aye,

Keep well,

‘Anna

Title article: She
Date: 2008-07-09 22:16:32

Aye
Yer made me cry reading that.

Wow Max, talk about tragedy personified, I think it very cool thought yer put into verse to capaitalize She and Her, and gives Her a sense of importance stolen with Her innocence.

Damn, that some verse, I very impressed Poet, that fer sure.

Keep well,

'Anna

Title article: The Cure for Insomnia
Date: 2008-07-09 21:53:56

Nice...
Even yer reviews are Poetic, such thought put into words not lost on me.

Thank yer all fer say nice comments on me Poem.

Title article: Fallfroms
Date: 2008-07-09 21:49:35

Wow!
That was like drifting ice flow wrapping around some kind of wintered will-o'-the-wisp
Aye that was juss so damn Poetically cool.

I loved it, yer write fun Poems I like very much.

'Anna

Title article: Again Sleep
Date: 2008-07-09 21:43:00

Oh yes...
I especially love how yer concluded this un, very nice and it made me feel good to smile with me shiny eyes.

Aye, I like smile with me shiny eyes, that feel wonderful and warm.

Sleepy Poetry some of me favorite, I love sleep so much, it best place to find Poems, besides me Muse's musing thoughts.

Keep well,

'Anna

Title article: Death (thought I'd have a go)
Date: 2008-07-09 21:34:44

Wow!
This amazing verse Dirk, it read so tired. I know that odd to say, and maybe it me fever, but it felt resigned all the while advocating life.

Very, very cool Poetic effect.

Aye, I believe I'm rather fond of such a hat trick.

Oh yes, I love this verse very much.

Keep well,

'Anna