Anna DeVine (Sad Sara) Profile Page
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| Last Online | 07/03/2008 |
| Connections | 13 |
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| About Myself: | It depends on what day it is to determine who 'Anna is. For example on Wednesdays, which just happens to be today, she speaks in third person. Therefore her profile will be written in accordance with the 'Wednesday 'Anna' On Mondays, like all the other days, she speaks with an Irish accent. Aye, 'tis true. Tuesdays she is left handed, but sometimes forgets. Tuesdays are also "Answer every question with a question day." Wednesdays are what she calls "Bore a teenager day" this basically consists of her telling her teenage kids how her day has been going. Wednesdays she also likes to act confused when receiving change at the store. And as mentioned above, Wednesday 'Anna speaks in the third person. Thursdays are: "Shh..Did you just hear that? You don't hear that? Listen...there it goes again day" Thursdays are also theatrical day, but if you see 'Anna struggling to remember her lines, please do not piss her off by rolling your eyes impatiently, sighing deeply, or give her disdainful looks. For how else would you know that it was Thursday? Hmm? Fridays she only looks past people while they're talking to her to make them think someone is behind them so they'll turn around when there is in fact no one behind them, because hilarity is to found in their startled look, not to mention their brief hostility and annoyance which follows their reaction reaffirms that Fridays are still a lot of fun, and that indeed God does merit the grattitude He recieves on Fridays from so many. And she also refuses to make any right-hand turns while she's driving. It just doesn't feel right to do such things on a Friday. Saturdays are 'Anna's busiest days. Oi! She has to tie at least one really tight knot in her husband's shoelace, then she has to tell a few jokes but forget the punch-lines to them, as well as frequently announce that she smells smoke. Plus if she is in a car she has to turn down the music, pause for a few moments, then feign embarassment while claiming that she forgot what she was going to say before turning it back up. Sundays are "Improv Days" so 'Anna makes no plans, she just sort of goes with the flow, and voices her random thoughts, and believe there are lots. So as you can see, 'Anna is a very motivated and goal-oriented sort of gal, and it's this tenacious characteristic which have helped her obtain her lifetime dream... Which has always been to master the art of appearing to look busy in order to spend more quality time while traveling a daydream away. Oh, she is also a neurotic, over-emotional, melodramatic mess... So try not to piss her off. Aye |
Stories
Published Short Stories
| Date | Title | Category | Hits |
|---|---|---|---|
| Jul 2, 2008 | The Cure for Insomnia | Poetry | 123 |
| Jul 1, 2008 | Pointless | Poetry | 111 |
| Jul 1, 2008 | Love's Appeal | Poetry | 87 |
| Jun 30, 2008 | Neoteric Dissonance | Poetry | 59 |
| Jun 29, 2008 | The Innocent | Poetry | 158 |
| Jun 29, 2008 | Scattered Stars | Poetry | 104 |
| Jun 27, 2008 | Alternating Adonais | Poetry | 65 |
| Jun 27, 2008 | Megann | Poetry | 68 |
| Jun 25, 2008 | Note to Self | Poetry | 101 |
| Jun 25, 2008 | Evidentiary | Poetry | 105 |
| Jun 24, 2008 | Love and Hate | Poetry | 97 |
| Jun 23, 2008 | Empty Conquest | Poetry | 54 |
| Jun 19, 2008 | 35: Sick Prose: Loss | Poetry | 83 |
| Jun 18, 2008 | I Lost me Space | Poetry | 128 |
| Jun 17, 2008 | Remnants of Twilight | Poetry | 81 |
| Jun 16, 2008 | 34: Sick Prose: Remission | Poetry | 172 |
| Jun 15, 2008 | Inconsequential | Poetry | 54 |
| Jun 15, 2008 | Acquiesced | Poetry | 46 |
| Jun 12, 2008 | 33. Sick Prose: Different Strokes | Poetry | 86 |
| Jun 9, 2008 | Hazy Liberations | Poetry | 74 |
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Guestbook
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 "Are beyond fookin' creepy. I have always thought this, that's why they top me list of things that I find just wrong and distubing. Not so much while I'm looking into one, mind yer, but rather when I turn my back on one...All the thoughts and images that fill my reasonably sane mind...They're straight up freaky and disturbing I tell yer...Oi!")
 "This girl is beyond cool, I love her. She's amazing")
 "I have yet to figure out what the books on top of the hem of this little girl's dress represents for sure. I understand that her dress pinned down it such a manner means hemmed in, but I am not sure what the books represent...It bothers me that I cannot crack the case with certainty, so if anyone has any idea please tell me so I can sleep again at night. The picture's fookin' disturbing as hell, but I still find it most intriguing. There's definitely a lot goin' on here witin this little girl's life, as well as in her portrait.")
 "Don't even get me started on the sick murderous degenerates who make Fishsticks. Fishsticks are humiliating and cruel, and it's deplorable what they do to me poor Fishies.
They'll pay soon enough though, just like the fookin' dumbass airbreathers of the sea will...Yeah, that's right, I'm talkin' about dolphins. Lemme tell yer, they sure do like to run their mouths for something as shameless and unscrupulous as those drowners of sea. Seaworld Monkies is all they really are, and I'll mock the lot of 'em I will. Treacherous bastards. Trust me, dolphins aren't that cute or smart when us fish convince them that they will grow legs and be the land dwellers they were intented to be before nature gave up half-way through their design to focus on the creatures worthy of its efforts.
Like us Fish.
How many Sharks do yer see beachin' themselves huh?")
 "Is hilarious, not so much fer the bloke in the middle, but more so for me.")
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