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Jason Pandel (butchersblend87)
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About Myself: A college dropout who lives in Delaware. I get up at noon, go for a three hour walk, and spend the rest of the day drinking whiskey and writing bad fiction. My interests include running and using drugs.

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Feb 15, 2008The Old MaidMiscellaneous Stories 831

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Total number of comments: 9

Title article: diary of a butcher
Date: 2008-02-29 09:38:34
idea is cooler
sweeney todd does it because he is fucking crazy. the butcher is doing it for profit. thats whats makes the concept of this darker. being crazy is a disclaimer. saying "this guy was a real jerk and the dregs of society so i killed his ass and passed it off as beef" is cooler.

Title article: diary of a butcher
Date: 2008-02-28 19:21:33
awesome.
That reminds me of Sweeney Todd where he kills the people that come to his barber shop to sell to this meat pie maker woman.  
 
It also reminds me of the show Breaking Bad when they decide to dissolve a meth dealer they killed in acid. 
 
And one more thing... isnt monk on from 9-10 now? it used to be on at ten.

Title article: Mushroom Musing
Date: 2008-02-28 11:48:28
shrooms...
ahhhhhhhh how i miss my hallucinogens.... *takes triple shot of vodka*

Title article: The Old Maid
Date: 2008-02-27 23:54:08
writing
yes i enjoy writing. its something fun to do when im too plastered to drive to the book store. 
 
great writers starve. bad accountants eat steak. i will enjoy both equally. i don't see myself writing when i go back to school / find another pizza boy job to occupy some time.

Title article: The Old Maid
Date: 2008-02-27 11:12:30
recycled?
This story is based on real events, except for the end which i threw together badly in a few minutes. The narrator is me. What fun would if of been if the main character goes home, gets drunk, an fantasizes about the maid for the rest of the day? Not very much fun at all. 
 
My insecurities are funny which must mean I'm not the only one who has them. I find that refreshing. 
 
This was the first story I have every finished. I start one every few months and convince myself how much it sucks.

Title article: The Old Maid
Date: 2008-02-16 18:53:17
about the sweatshirts
it was really cowboys and redskins in real life. the fact that there are cowboys fans in delaware pisses me off and the eagles are actually my team (f the skins man) still division rivals so i could still use that line. skins and ravens would of been stupid.

Title article: The Old Maid
Date: 2008-02-16 12:08:45

i put adult content because i talk about sex in a non-direct manner. this really isnt an adult story.

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