Her Magic Touch, Chapter 1

She's not very attractive. No, that isn't quite...

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About Myself: Children of this site... its past your bed time.

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Title article: My Present
Date: 2008-08-22 11:47:42

Now we have two for the price of one. Would anyone out there be interested and joining me for a comment? Im usually very sweet and would like if you would help me find even sweeter words to use. ok, Ill give this a passing grade.

Title article: An Unfolding Nightmare
Date: 2008-08-22 11:39:30

r.e.potter, what did your parents ever do to you?

Title article: The End
Date: 2008-08-22 11:34:44

Ill do one better then phil and d.das...this sucked. no wait, worse then that, it sucked hind parts. no wait, i think I can top that still. It sucked hind parts with an generous display of klig-ons. 
 
seriously dude,,what were you thinking about when you wrote this? sucking?

Title article: Before you land
Date: 2008-08-22 11:24:50

ok, back up..beeeep beeeep. Dude, are you on drugs. I am. And because so, this makes sense. But If I wasnt....well...I wouldent have a clue.

Title article: GERMAN CRACKERS (Gambia: Christmas 2002)
Date: 2008-08-15 09:58:40

I woundt trust anything the kroutz put out...let alone a cracker with a message...Hiya Hitler. 
 
Is this a story or a personal journal? Thought it was good for a read.

Title article: A Date with Priya
Date: 2008-08-15 09:55:19

Priya seems like a nice piece of butt. Funny that you need to get your parents out so you can bang her. I can relate cause im 41 and still live at home also....oh gotta get off computer,,,my mommy is home.

Title article: Red Tears
Date: 2008-08-15 09:52:00

What is this about?

Title article: A Good Day for a Bad Mistake
Date: 2008-08-15 09:42:43
decent
Ok, this was worthy. I think I read this before on here...I guess thats why it says repost(a duh) 
 
This was way cool and great ending...and its not a haiku!!!

Title article: Logical thinking and the stupidity of emotion
Date: 2008-08-15 09:38:54

Logical thinking says what the *** did I just read.

Title article: Ephemeral -- A haiku cum senryu
Date: 2008-08-15 09:36:52

I don't get these at all...and the title almost looks perverted...ok, maybe thats me being me. I wont rate it since I dont know what the hell this is. Maybe to a jap this stuff is gold. Your in America now.

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 Created On: 07/14/2008 12:07:46
I know I'm gonna regret this because one day youre gonna slag off my story.But your comments crack me up.

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