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Member Since 01/11/2008
Last Online 08/19/2008
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About Myself: i write sometimes

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DateTitleCategoryHits
Jan 14, 2008HitlerHumor 638
Jan 11, 2008Mr. PibbHumor 476
Jan 11, 2008First CrispitoHumor 475
Jan 11, 2008ZombiesHumor 467
Jan 11, 2008KittyMiscellaneous Stories 398

Comments

Total number of comments: 11

Title article: No Surprises
Date: 2008-03-09 10:24:17
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sad but true

Title article: The Journal of Jonathon Givens
Date: 2008-01-22 12:25:37
fuck disney
fucking walt disney the jew hater can rot in hell

Title article: Project Greg
Date: 2008-01-17 13:36:24
haha
that story was awesome

Title article: God's Will
Date: 2008-01-17 05:31:05
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good stuff

Title article: Hitler
Date: 2008-01-16 12:29:24
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that's ok, not everyone has the same sense of humor as i do.

Title article: Happy F----ing Holidays
Date: 2008-01-14 15:57:53
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so how was the quiznos sub? last time i ate quiznos i got food poisoning for a week. that was on christmas break actually, haha

Title article: First Crispito
Date: 2008-01-14 15:37:06
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crispitos are nasty processed deep fried beef burrito type things that are crispy and you dip them in cheese. hella unhealthy but delicious, they serve them for lunch at school.

Title article: The Birds: a rendition
Date: 2008-01-14 10:21:30
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fuck birds

Title article: Mr. Pibb
Date: 2008-01-14 09:56:30
thanks
i'm all about absurdist humor

Title article: Kitty
Date: 2008-01-14 09:55:24
explanation
lemme try to explain a bit behind the meaning of this story. 
 
it's kind of a stretch, but i was thinking about how people (teenagers especially) are confident and cocky about everything they do, and usually have no problems taking risks or doing stupid shit because they aren't worried about death. but when you're actually face to face with death, everyone is afraid, and some people might not realize until they actually have a near death experience or something. the dead kitty represents death, and the 2 boys come face to face with death and realize it's not such a lighthearted matter. 
 
that probably doesn't make sense but that's what i was going for lol.

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Egoist (Egoist)

 Created On: 03/06/2008 16:11:10
I want to see a serious story out of you...No, not really, you're the funniest writer I know. Keep making me laugh.
Mugen (Dirkin)

 Created On: 02/05/2008 00:28:28
I've decided to sign this because your stories have made me piss myself laughing, and I love doing that.
David Neve (Tarhead Mugwump)

hill country, texas
 Created On: 01/21/2008 00:40:16
i'll be the first to sign, and hereby declare you to be the king of controversy!

write on!

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