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Roby Thomas (Roby) Profile Page
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| Hits | 728 |
| Online Status | OFFLINE |
| Member Since | 12/28/2007 |
| Last Online | 08/27/2008 |
| Connections | 3 |
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| Website/Blog: | uncyclopedia.org/wiki/User:Roby |
| About Myself: | My Email: FireSqwall@Gmail.com / You can also talk to me through my UnCyclopedia page under the discussion tab if you are not a Storiesville.com user and don't wish to be one. My name is Roby Thomas, I'm 26 years of age living in the state of Michigan (US) which has the largest unemployment rate of all states, I'm lucky as fuck to be able to work 6-7 days / 48-60 hours. At this moment, I'm living in Saint Clair Shores and I do the total opposite of most working SouthEastern Michigan, I travel 25 miles NORTH to Shelby Township, while most travel from there expesnive homes from Shelby Township to work in the industrial mini-city of Warren. I'm making the gas giants rich by putting $50+ of gas in my car a week, waaaah!!! In August, I hope to move closer to my new job (that I actually like, not big time but I don't despise it at the least), Lots and lots of Albanian Chicks (and Macedonians too, I probably speeled that wrong, they are going to read this and throw me in one of those machines I work at, watch me turn into a plastic mold that is in your car). For now, I survive and work on fifty projects at once (or usually five) and survive this shitty economy and get out of Saint Clair Shores. I will give SCS this, it is a lovely town and a great view of the lake on Jefferson Avenue, but of all things, a house I was living at here (I'm a room-renter, save money and I'm single for the reason of that stupid bitch on a MOMENT OF TRUTH episode that was on 17 June 2008, plus I need to get my shit together before I ask one out) was raided by the cops just sometime after Thanksgiving 2007 for they thought that there was a gambling ring going on in the house, which was FALSE!!!! I woke up at 2am that morning with a strutting masked motherfucker pointing a gun to my head (Second time I've been held on gunpoint, most defenitly (speeled wrong?) will not be the last). It's over and done with and we can learn and grow from that situation, but that was fucking rude! Anymore about me? As of writing this, 18th of June 2008, this time last year I was 190 lbs, I'm down to 162lbs, due to once making only $150/week and having to give a $100/week rent, eating Ramen Noodles most of the time, the weight dropped drastically when I took advantage of the warm factory and wore long sleeves and sweated my fucking ass off, drinking lots of water too. HAHAHA! Fuck you Jenny Craig, I don't need dat shit, beyotch!!! There's the best weight loss soultion for those who don't want to do shit about it that work in a burning factory, wear long sleeves and drink water (Make sure you have a big bladder or allowed to take a piss every fifteen minutes, unlike me). What doesn't kill you makes you stronger!! I want to give shout-outs (shout-outs? I sound like some 14-year-old slut from TRL) to my new pals and my co-workers (and if you don't want your name on here, lemme know): Awesome Abe, Tony, Louie, Maria Jr and Maria Sr and Maria #3 (Too many Marias), Renata, Fadil and the other Hi-Lo driver, John (Marine Corps), Tony and Rena at LA Coney Island, Alan D at my other job and fellow solider (did I speel that wright?), Daniel Morton (best pal in the world) and all of my previous pals (minus one) at that Chateau Macomb (now Hometown America), sadly, some of them are now in prison for various crimes. :( Fav bands: Rush, Genesis, My Dying Bride, Type O Negative, Asia (John Payne era), Tony Imbo, Tool, Tears For Fears, etc. |
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| Date | Title | Category | Hits |
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| Aug 16, 2008 | Saying Goodbye | Miscellaneous Stories | 108 |
| Aug 12, 2008 | A Michigan Tale | Horror | 74 |
| Jun 27, 2008 | Thirteen Years Of Gray, Chapter 6 | Miscellaneous Stories | 95 |
| Jun 25, 2008 | Thirteen Years Of Gray, Chapter 5 | Miscellaneous Stories | 91 |
| Jun 25, 2008 | Leaving Oklahoma, Chapter 3 | Non-Fiction | 85 |
| Jun 21, 2008 | Leaving Oklahoma, Chapter 2 | Non-Fiction | 134 |
| Jun 21, 2008 | Thirteen Years Of Gray, Chapter 4 | Miscellaneous Stories | 86 |
| Jun 19, 2008 | Leaving Oklahoma, Chapter 1 | Non-Fiction | 112 |
| Jun 19, 2008 | Thirteen Years Of Gray, Chapter 3 | Miscellaneous Stories | 80 |
| Jun 17, 2008 | Thirteen Years Of Gray, Chapter 2 | Miscellaneous Stories | 131 |
| Jun 17, 2008 | Thirteen Years Of Gray, Chapter 1 | Miscellaneous Stories | 233 |
| Jan 29, 2008 | December 23 | Horror | 251 |
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