Max Booth III (Chainsaw Enema)
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Created On: 09/23/2008 05:35:34
Sometime in the future ... 
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Max Booth III (Chainsaw Enema)
getting the hell out of massachusetts
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Created On: 09/05/2008 21:14:13 
Okay, we're leaving. Steve Carell freaks me out ... why does he always have to scream like that? Something's terribly wrong with his soul, it's the only conclusion I've been able to come up with.
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Max Booth III (Chainsaw Enema)
Coming for you
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Created On: 09/05/2008 21:03:53
Did you really think I would find that funny?? I find that highly offensive to my Indiana people. You have pissed off an entire state. We're coming for you, Amanda. We have corn n' the cobb with hidden razor blades ... and that's about all Indiana has. Well, it has me and that's priceless. 
You've pissed off the wrong tribe. 
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Max Booth III (Chainsaw Enema)
In your head
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Created On: 09/05/2008 20:42:44
sumbitch! *smacks self in the forehead* i knew that, too.
Nope, it's a song by the Rolling Stones called "Jumpin' Jack Flash"
Yes, it did. It does that all the time for me. Damn ghosts and their cruel tricks ... one day i'll make 'em all pay ... with possessed blood thirty purses 
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Max Booth III (Chainsaw Enema)
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Created On: 09/05/2008 20:27:01
Lol i wasn't trying to guess a song. To be honest, i didn't know that thing you quoted was a song. Isn't that a nursery rhyme? shit ... it sounds familiar. Why must you curse me?!
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Max Booth III (Chainsaw Enema)
Dublin
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Created On: 09/05/2008 20:10:26
I was born in a cross-fire hurricane
And I howled at my ma in the driving rain,
But its all right now, in fact, its a gas!
But its all right. Im jumpin jack flash,
Its a gas! gas! gas!
I was raised by a toothless, bearded hag,
I was schooled with a strap right across my back,
But its all right now, in fact, its a gas!
But its all right, Im jumpin jack flash,
Its a gas! gas! gas!
I was drowned, I was washed up and left for dead.
I fell down to my feet and I saw they bled.
I frowned at the crumbs of a crust of bread.
Yeah, yeah, yeah
I was crowned with a spike right thru my head.
But its all right now, in fact, its a gas!
But its all right, Im jumpin jack flash,
Its a gas! gas! gas!
Jumping jack flash, its a gas
Jumping jack flash, its a gas
Jumping jack flash, its a gas
Jumping jack flash, its a gas
Jumping jack flash
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Max Booth III (Chainsaw Enema)
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Created On: 09/05/2008 19:55:31
Well he needs to learn how we handle things here in the States. No matter how terrifying they may be 
I don't understand. My name is Max ... not Jack. Are ... are you smoking the reefer? 
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Max Booth III (Chainsaw Enema)
Alaska
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Created On: 09/05/2008 19:39:03
Edited By Max Booth III (Zombie Punk) On: 09/05/2008 19:39:26
Oh, I see. If he doesn't watch his back I'm gonna sick a purse on his ass. See how he likes that!
any 3's?
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Max Booth III (Chainsaw Enema)
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Created On: 09/05/2008 19:08:34
Do I have a monopoly? What the hell is that supposed to mean?
I'm more of a Go Fish kind of guy 
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Philip Neale (philneale1952)
Derbyshire, England
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Created On: 08/23/2008 15:07:38
Jeeez it took me like three hours to get to the end of this book.
Does Max have a monopoly?
Anyway, singing in (just the once).
Phil
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