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Member Since 02/11/2008
Last Online 12/13/2008
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About Myself: Ive been told that I look like Alfred.E.Newman of the mad magazine. I personally see no resemblence...do you? Im 35 and still live at home...BECAUSE I ELECT TO is all. I write limericks...Its what I do, and im damn good at it. At least that's what my mom says. Im hoping that one day I will be a famous limerick guy. I hear chicks dig a limerick guy. Right now Im a cook at Burger King. Come on in and try our new triple stack whopper. Well, thats enough about me. Check out my limericks and give me a good review. That's what this site is about after all. Thanks...........................................coming ma...well, gotta go.

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DateTitleCategoryHits
Nov 18, 2008Poems from AlfredPoetry 375
Nov 17, 2008Ode to Ruby WhispersPoetry 322
Nov 1, 2008OuchPoetry 363

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Title article: The Letter
Date: 2008-07-09 13:16:23

This kinda story has been done so much now I wanna kill myself. Would you all cry for me? A guy feeling guilty from causing his wife to kill herself. been there done that.

Title article: Sightless Sight
Date: 2008-07-09 13:01:00

Frgot flasses, will tru to get tgrough vomment as bast i cam. It was ok, bit it didmt do notting fot me,,,jesis,,wjere are mu mothet fickimg classes

Title article: Driving Ms. Daisy
Date: 2008-07-09 12:53:42

Lordy lordy miz daisy, you sho lookin fine taday lord. now leme goes runs off and drawz that bath for ya...ooooh we. Gonna cleanz ya up nice indeed. Oh i be so sorry miz daisy,,seems i done triped over one of yo boobs.

Title article: I'll Be Stuck In Pain
Date: 2008-07-09 12:48:09

why is this guy so screwed up anyway. Pain in pain out..clap on clap off...easy as that.

Title article: a friend to zombies
Date: 2008-07-09 12:44:29

eh, not very well written. Reminded me of story done for school when you were in 6th grade. Just kinda dumb.

Title article: Wiggedy Wack
Date: 2008-07-08 21:53:13

See, now thats racist...wiggers. im offended and appaled...admin, take care of my white trash.

Title article: Wiggedy Wack
Date: 2008-07-08 21:38:58

which was? Turn this site into rapville and the neighborhood will go down in flames...oh, was that a racist remark. Scratch that. Don't want to get the natives restless. Oh that was terrible... your rap that is...and your point to this was...

Title article: This World is Cold
Date: 2008-07-08 21:33:19

What is this about my dear Amatayo. Kinda like to know what I just read, but then I just read a rap song on here, so I will give this a 5...at least you seem to kno who you are.

Title article: M-T Barrel Bar
Date: 2008-07-08 21:26:52
ok
Thats a crazy name to have... strunk. Do u get teased by it. My last name is Littlecox so I feel your pain. Thought the story was ok, didn't stink like a skunk strunk.

Title article: Wiggedy Wack
Date: 2008-07-08 21:19:32

Tupac your not, but thats a good thing since he's dead. First of all, I hate rap. I make no excuse for my whiteness. Lets see, ive read a kindergarten poem called bubbly and now a terrible rap song my a wanna be Negra. I have nothing against the negra man,,but dude, rap sucks. You are white arent ya...hope I didn't offend you.

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12/13/2008 13:33:21Re:Home again.... home again...Off-Topic449
11/21/2008 14:45:19Re:Don't get itOff-Topic306
11/01/2008 11:28:17Deletions?Off-Topic719
07/09/2008 12:18:03Re:Ways to Annoy PeopleOff-Topic5320
07/08/2008 20:57:32Re:Does anyone write in long hand anymore?Off-Topic1188
06/27/2008 17:12:40Re:MusicOff-Topic5111
06/01/2008 20:45:45Re:stupid offensive jokes anybody?Off-Topic5759
06/01/2008 20:29:41Re:stupid offensive jokes anybody?Off-Topic5759
03/24/2008 12:23:37not a bad guyOff-Topic276
03/18/2008 10:00:36Re:What's inside your noggin?Off-Topic51094

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I know I'm gonna regret this because one day youre gonna slag off my story.But your comments crack me up.

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