The Highwayman (Based on a poem by A. Noyes.)

The echo of a galloping stallion thundered through the...

Wishful Thinking, Chapter 1

Dave was always one for a laugh, and nothing gave him...
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About Myself: Ive been told that I look like Alfred.E.Newman of the mad magazine. I personally see no resemblence...do you? Im 35 and still live at home...BECAUSE I ELECT TO is all. I write limericks...Its what I do, and im damn good at it. At least that's what my mom says. Im hoping that one day I will be a famous limerick guy. I hear chicks dig a limerick guy. Right now Im a cook at Burger King. Come on in and try our new triple stack whopper. Well, thats enough about me. Check out my limericks and give me a good review. That's what this site is about after all. Thanks...........................................coming ma...well, gotta go.

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Title article: To Whom It May Concern
Date: 2008-07-13 19:05:36

No problem with kids. I myself am 27, a kid in my own right. But I am not dumb. You would be a fool not to see what this society has done to our future.  
Example given in this story sums it up, it happens alot. This was not rampant 30 years ago. Killing classmates. Kids today have no regard for authority or their actions. 
And yes, I blame tv and video. I even blame todays music and radio and their non creative shows on degrading women that have caused our children to become pregnant more prevelant at the alarming percentage in age at around 13. Find me a show that is not sex based and murderous in todays world. No need to name them, im sure there are a few. Reality tv is also the problem....lets see, one guy and 25 women fawning over him as if he were jesus himself. Get a life girls. quit looking for that million dollar payout and take school more serious. But then, I can see there point, if your not effin hot u wont get the job. this is what we tell our children..its all about looks

Title article: War On Earth
Date: 2008-07-13 18:17:29

Again, I havent a clue...six piece...u mean gun? Dude, make yourself clear to the reader...im tired of guessing.

Title article: To Whom It May Concern
Date: 2008-07-13 18:12:21

Thats whats wrong with the world. Spoiled kids who can't be reprimanded. What, you made my kid stay afterschool,,,ill sue.  
 
Officer, my father spanked me for calling that lady fat,,,I want him arrested. In comes social services to the rescue 
 
Get a job? are you kidding me, you cant make me work. 
 
Wow, killing is fun and the guy is a hero, I love video games. 
 
Son, you need to study. Im gonna be an actor or a pro basketball player...they make millions...gonna watch tv instead. 
 
There is nothing new in this paragraph that I can take away.

Title article: The Reluctant Lover
Date: 2008-07-13 17:49:27

45 minutes I would have guessed. Was this the only trailer in the park, and was the dining room table she was chained to made of steel. Oh, and was she mute and brainless. If she just sat on the chair looking at the chain around the leg or whatever all day long and never screaming while the residents of the trailer park were outside walking their dobermans, she must have been blonde. If it was a house with a basement it would be more believeable. This story was just a lil sour lemon.

Title article: War On Earth
Date: 2008-07-13 17:41:21

Ok I tell you what I didn't like about this. First i have no stories so I don't have to lie and pretend this is so incredibly fantastic. 
 
This made no sense, simple as that. It comes across like a poor mans attempt to sound like the book of revelation or Nostrodamus, and a drunk one at that.  
 
What poem can be seriously viewed with lines such as,, 
(wondering what the fuck is that)...I mean seriously. 
 
Only you know just what your talking about, and I wonder about that.  
 
You try to make it sound like annihlation' and it comes across like abomination. Nymphs being pissed off, Gargoyles imploding, red velvet knives. What are you talking about dude. And who is this elephant of death...the Republicans?

Title article: War On Earth
Date: 2008-07-13 11:23:58

Dude, maybe poetry isnt your bag.

Title article: The Water Sparkle
Date: 2008-07-12 15:04:38

Dont worry alex...he'll come back

Title article: The deer's have eyez (Poorly written grammar story), Chapter 1
Date: 2008-07-11 10:27:55

No dont rewrite ..burn. Dude, I just read something great,,,then I stumble on this,,,thanks for the let down.

Title article: Blind
Date: 2008-07-11 10:10:39
so so
Its funny that right above your poem about God, is a advertisment about penis reduction.

Title article: Confession
Date: 2008-07-09 13:28:16

10th grade, I would have guessed 7th. This was just stupid the way it was written, I have no emotional connection with this guy, or could I give a shit about the reporter. Show me character build up dude.

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I know I'm gonna regret this because one day youre gonna slag off my story.But your comments crack me up.

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