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| Hits | 3154 |
| Online Status | OFFLINE |
| Member Since | 02/11/2008 |
| Last Online | 12/13/2008 |
| Connections | 5 |
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| About Myself: | Ive been told that I look like Alfred.E.Newman of the mad magazine. I personally see no resemblence...do you? Im 35 and still live at home...BECAUSE I ELECT TO is all. I write limericks...Its what I do, and im damn good at it. At least that's what my mom says. Im hoping that one day I will be a famous limerick guy. I hear chicks dig a limerick guy. Right now Im a cook at Burger King. Come on in and try our new triple stack whopper. Well, thats enough about me. Check out my limericks and give me a good review. That's what this site is about after all. Thanks...........................................coming ma...well, gotta go. |
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| Date | Title | Category | Hits |
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| Nov 18, 2008 | Poems from Alfred | Poetry | 374 |
| Nov 17, 2008 | Ode to Ruby Whispers | Poetry | 322 |
| Nov 1, 2008 | Ouch | Poetry | 362 |
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| 12/13/2008 13:33:21 | Re:Home again.... home again... | Off-Topic | 449 |
| 11/21/2008 14:45:19 | Re:Don't get it | Off-Topic | 306 |
| 11/01/2008 11:28:17 | Deletions? | Off-Topic | 717 |
| 07/09/2008 12:18:03 | Re:Ways to Annoy People | Off-Topic | 5319 |
| 07/08/2008 20:57:32 | Re:Does anyone write in long hand anymore? | Off-Topic | 1188 |
| 06/27/2008 17:12:40 | Re:Music | Off-Topic | 5111 |
| 06/01/2008 20:45:45 | Re:stupid offensive jokes anybody? | Off-Topic | 5758 |
| 06/01/2008 20:29:41 | Re:stupid offensive jokes anybody? | Off-Topic | 5758 |
| 03/24/2008 12:23:37 | not a bad guy | Off-Topic | 276 |
| 03/18/2008 10:00:36 | Re:What's inside your noggin? | Off-Topic | 51090 |
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