Wishful Thinking, Chapter 1

Dave was always one for a laugh, and nothing gave him...

An unexpected gift, Chapter 1

(Author's note: It's the first chapter to an attempt...
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About Myself: Ive been told that I look like Alfred.E.Newman of the mad magazine. I personally see no resemblence...do you? Im 35 and still live at home...BECAUSE I ELECT TO is all. I write limericks...Its what I do, and im damn good at it. At least that's what my mom says. Im hoping that one day I will be a famous limerick guy. I hear chicks dig a limerick guy. Right now Im a cook at Burger King. Come on in and try our new triple stack whopper. Well, thats enough about me. Check out my limericks and give me a good review. That's what this site is about after all. Thanks...........................................coming ma...well, gotta go.

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Title article: It is Red
Date: 2008-03-01 15:53:16
pondering
I think I understood what you were writing... kinda scratching my head though. oh wait, thats simply because I have an itch.

Title article: Ghastly Hiker
Date: 2008-03-01 15:47:50
fun
Had a jolly ole time reading this. The word Ghastly seems a bit odd to me in the title though. There I go being nit picky again.

Title article: i hope your loved
Date: 2008-02-17 07:07:34
Greetings my Earthling friend
You know its funny, but where I come from..the planet Romulak' this is the standard norm.

Title article: Help me.
Date: 2008-02-11 05:36:56

saw this on most discussed. the comments are hilarious

Title article: The Adventures of Literal Man!
Date: 2008-02-11 05:28:47
funny
hahaha...I can see why its on the favorite list...literaly

Title article: The Unhappy Task of Looking For Sofia
Date: 2008-02-11 05:25:06
another
2nd story i've read here...really liked it.

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I know I'm gonna regret this because one day youre gonna slag off my story.But your comments crack me up.

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