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At Your Command

Sinai 31st July Dear God...
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About Myself: Ive been told that I look like Alfred.E.Newman of the mad magazine. I personally see no resemblence...do you? Im 35 and still live at home...BECAUSE I ELECT TO is all. I write limericks...Its what I do, and im damn good at it. At least that's what my mom says. Im hoping that one day I will be a famous limerick guy. I hear chicks dig a limerick guy. Right now Im a cook at Burger King. Come on in and try our new triple stack whopper. Well, thats enough about me. Check out my limericks and give me a good review. That's what this site is about after all. Thanks...........................................coming ma...well, gotta go.

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Published Short Stories

 
DateTitleCategoryHits
Nov 18, 2008Poems from AlfredPoetry 375
Nov 17, 2008Ode to Ruby WhispersPoetry 322
Nov 1, 2008OuchPoetry 363

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Title article: 11:11 And 11:12 Can Be Different
Date: 2008-03-23 08:43:35
come again
Whats up with the title? It had no meaning to this story. Its like one of the license plates that only the owner knows what the hell means. Dind't get all that penny talk either. I think this was two pennies too short...I mean, too long of a good story.

Title article: The List
Date: 2008-03-23 08:34:22
better
Now that I can read this with the bigger font, I thought it was very good. Most girls feel pressure of wanting to be liked so much that they give in and usually regret having sex when they are not mentally ready. Hopefully, young high school girls will read this and be inspired to just say no. Good story.

Title article: Your Life
Date: 2008-03-18 06:52:58
insaneable
crazy poem dude...everybody getz what they deserve....we can only hope.

Title article: Apology
Date: 2008-03-18 06:41:39

Like to know what that bribe was...in case the draft happens again....I have no morals. cool poem

Title article: Palindromic Nihilism (Pain Is The Weakness)
Date: 2008-03-18 06:36:06
say huh
to powerful for my simple mind to digest...what did your parents ever do to you...

Title article: The List
Date: 2008-03-16 19:45:47

I would read this but I don't have my high tech magnifying glasses to see the print. I'll get back to it.

Title article: our dying america
Date: 2008-03-16 19:43:37
ah boy
Hope your not one of those goverment radicals.

Title article: lets not pretend
Date: 2008-03-16 19:40:47
hmmm
I dont think I understood this...sorry.

Title article: zoom In on a turnback world
Date: 2008-03-01 16:16:00
good mate
Good story. I liked the 2nd paragraph a lot. The way you delivered it was awesome. Now, it seems I've been reading way to much tonight, Its time I bid goodnight... goodnight.

Title article: Screwed Over
Date: 2008-03-01 15:56:31
ooooh
I would have killed Chuck myself if he screwed me over that way.

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12/13/2008 13:33:21Re:Home again.... home again...Off-Topic449
11/21/2008 14:45:19Re:Don't get itOff-Topic306
11/01/2008 11:28:17Deletions?Off-Topic719
07/09/2008 12:18:03Re:Ways to Annoy PeopleOff-Topic5320
07/08/2008 20:57:32Re:Does anyone write in long hand anymore?Off-Topic1188
06/27/2008 17:12:40Re:MusicOff-Topic5111
06/01/2008 20:45:45Re:stupid offensive jokes anybody?Off-Topic5759
06/01/2008 20:29:41Re:stupid offensive jokes anybody?Off-Topic5759
03/24/2008 12:23:37not a bad guyOff-Topic276
03/18/2008 10:00:36Re:What's inside your noggin?Off-Topic51094

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Christian Wright (FRANTIC)

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 Created On: 07/14/2008 14:07:46
I know I'm gonna regret this because one day youre gonna slag off my story.But your comments crack me up.

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