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"Dennis I want you to go to your brother's house...

An unexpected gift, Chapter 1

(Author's note: It's the first chapter to an attempt...

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DateTitleCategoryHits
Dec 17, 2008Me Myself and My Son: A Shitty StoryRomance 255
Oct 26, 2008Lets Go to the ZooAdventure 232
Sep 26, 2008The Cosmonaut AvengerMiscellaneous Stories 278
Jul 13, 2008The Lord and The Pink Skunk 3 Chapter Nuevo RevelationsAdventure 412
Jun 25, 2008The exotic tales of a pink skunk and a cucumber, Chapter 76Romance 420
Jun 18, 2008A Pink Skunk and His Lord, Chapter 36Adventure 223
Jun 15, 2008The Moon is My Pet and My LoverMystery 255
Apr 25, 2008Adventures of Undead DaddyAdventure 367
Apr 10, 2008The Birth and Death of a Gang(ster)(s)Romance 567

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Title article: The Adventures of Jason the Cow
Date: 2008-12-21 18:43:24
wow
what a tale! what a story of diintegeneration... never mind. For one thing, this story sounds like it was written for children ages 0-2... shallow and pedantic if you ask me and peter... the only real thing i can give you is the first description of the 'cow'. hansem laughing and storytelling, but it was downhill from there... and then they go to a farm and then all of a sudden start buzzing around like theyre airplanes? i stopped that by time i was 14, and i would think anyone would by time they learn how to drive a car.. especially a goddamn bull! however, this can be saved if you had them eat a bunch of pills and smoke a bunch laundry lint... kapeesh?

Title article: The Lord and The Pink Skunk 3 Chapter Nuevo Revelations
Date: 2008-12-21 14:18:54
ps.s.
i hope you read this... cause lets stop using the cunt word... its demeaning and vulgar... when used like that.

Title article: The Lord and The Pink Skunk 3 Chapter Nuevo Revelations
Date: 2008-12-21 14:16:44
ay ay
i dont think i did that... did i? but anyway... im glad you have enough class to stick by your opinion of this story even if the author is a cunt.. which im not!.. and me rating my own thing best is only to prove that i can do that and still not be a bitch cunt... which again im not

Title article: One Day
Date: 2008-12-20 02:27:11
stroke
has it down... i think... was this as a school peice... maybe? it goes trhough a list and is already predictable that this women or peice of go to meat is trying to better herlself to a higher paid piece of meat not had by only hobos and cheap douches

Title article: no more
Date: 2008-12-20 02:15:59
ok
ok i didnt get this... but maybe i did... no didnt get it.. but it had good stuff in it strewn about that i dont htink yours other did... im all about random things that evoke images and feell... and i felt some had good feeling... great job!

Title article: you let me die
Date: 2008-12-20 02:12:55
ps
'a bunch of thoughts whent thorugh my mind' -- darkgoergemance

Title article: you let me die
Date: 2008-12-20 02:10:11
jhmm
egggsackly... what stroke said.. except not... i got was one of or all of the three stooges running in circles.. but i do like the clown parts.. and your explanation of this poem is just down right silly.. beyond sillhy.... it doesnt have a glimpse of what ever you just said in this except in yoru own head... which is what i think.. but whatever you say... just keep the clowns coming!!

Title article: For the Ones Who Didn't Say Goodbye
Date: 2008-12-20 01:29:46
a dorn
passers will not show what they need to in this won. i think what you casted here was something what i dding what they thought.... but i also thought when i was down tat the last part something was good i saw... you do have a nack on these things this was what i thought i could have been but everything it was.

Title article: Me Myself and My Son: A Shitty Story
Date: 2008-12-19 16:26:11
haha... relic
we would go good together :D

Title article: Serpentine, Chapter 1
Date: 2008-12-18 19:09:30
you know
what i like about these.. they seem to go on bythemselves... like it doesnt really rely on the past ones... a little bit for i was confused... really confused.. but not that confused on what was going on.. i liked the the halloween and friday thritten atmospheres, just fun i guess.

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Christian Wright (FRANTIC)

hell
Created On: 07/09/2008 07:02:59
Edited By Christian Wright (The 13th) On: 07/30/2008 14:52:48


I'm in a better mood now.

Roby Thomas (Roby)

St. Clair Shores, MI
Created On: 07/08/2008 07:47:02

I don't mind the bad review, it's just stepping stones to making a better story. However, sounds like you know from experience about pills.

Max Booth III (Chainsaw Enema)

I DONT KNOW!!!
Created On: 07/04/2008 03:08:06
Edited By Max Booth III (Zombie Punk) On: 07/04/2008 03:09:25


at least your head doesnt hurt...


Your stories are truely inspiring and deserve every reward possible.

Philip Neale (philneale1952)

Derbyshire
Created On: 07/04/2008 02:37:48

I'll be a liitle more polite.

Good morning......

Phil

Sorrow Is My Mask (resistanceisfreedom)

Created On: 06/29/2008 20:15:22

AY! Did YOU know that you're a fucking moron????

Christian Wright (FRANTIC)

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Created On: 04/11/2008 08:04:55

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Created On: 03/20/2008 15:21:12

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