The Highwayman (Based on a poem by A. Noyes.)

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Title article: The Highwayman (Based on a poem by A. Noyes.)
Date: 2008-12-29 21:19:15
ahem
ill tell you what, it makes me sad that i might have discouraged someone from posting something here, however im going to their page right now and giving it a work over.. no lol jk!.. i wont read any of your stuff if that makes anything better. i think your contridicting yourself a little phen... criticizing a world renowned poet, is that something someone should not do? why not? because the masses have said hes so good? thus if anybody should go against what the masses of pseudo intellectuals say then they have no concept of whats good huh? also just because its a poetic device someone used well doesnt mean it cant go horribly wrong, such as here.. i could comment all day about how misguided your views are... but ill stick with this. i never said this thing was bad, some it it i thought was pretty good, but hell i didnt read the majority of it, im only saying, at the end you misused whatever poetic device that guy used and did horrible homage to it. kapeesh? good. ps i still love you

Title article: The Highwayman (Based on a poem by A. Noyes.)
Date: 2008-12-28 21:47:03
hmm
just as he reached that old inn door, door, door, doooor, that line right there this line here, that damned line why in the hell would you leave that line in there!? ill let the others go because it actually adds a certain feel to it, but this doesnt add a damn thing except to push, like an add kid for attention, that poetic, is this a peom?, device... and then you do it again with the highway, i mean after the fourth its like jesus i get it, i mean dont get me wrong the third was even ok, but then when you just keep giong its like, jesus, really? your sacrificing good flow and proper structure for blatantly self attending bad style... I mean sure ill let you go with the descriptions cuz the stories highly romantic (corny over elaborate, nothing wrong with that with this style) but the last part i think is just going to far... if reworded properly with less repition it could really be something... but no, you just wanted to hammer it and hammer it... and a theme of moonlight?

Title article: THE DAY THE BOMB FELL.
Date: 2008-12-28 21:29:44
well
no for cereal ill say the overall impression of this is pretty haunting... ruby whispers... i think you missed the point of this whole thing... yess im also left wondering, what the heck is going to happen? whens the next chapter i need to know! no but it would be entertaining if the family like got caught up in a mafias murderoius plan to rig the horse races, all while coming to terms with their underlying, metaphoric family problems... and it would be like that movie speed, where they would have to solve everything before the end of the day...well i guess thats really not like that movie at all, but... keanu reeves does excellent work in conrolling that bus!

Title article: THE DAY THE BOMB FELL.
Date: 2008-12-25 12:56:58
still
waiting! jeez, this things taking forever to fall! well im glad im not part of that family, for a number of reasons... mainly id die of boredom and just anticipation for someone to do anything, alont with the bomb! i was expecting explosions and mutinous monsters tearing through houses, or people mutating into mutinous monsters and fighting with other mutinous monsters... maybe you should just replace the weird staring family with a terrasious, my own word i just farted out, monsters fighting through explosions of other boms and such....

Title article: Shotgun
Date: 2008-12-24 20:55:24
hmm
not bad not bad... some good lines some weird lines some alirght lines that could be better, or worse... i caught some scientology allusions that kinda make me wonder tho... man, just dont do it! that light at the end of the tunnel is not a spaceship!... or is it?

Title article: The Fudge Mafia
Date: 2008-12-24 20:30:23
ahh
christmas christmas! if everything didnt get me in the mood for christmas this year it was this story!.. or i mean if nothing did, this did! smell of the cookies and everything it just brang merri tidings straight through my spine!

Title article: Worth more than we think, Chapter 2
Date: 2008-12-24 20:22:19
lets
get some things traight here.... whos this grand pree master driving rich mother, and why does he need to look at the LED display of his clock at work, cant he just look at the clock, or just, you know what im saying...few, and i think you should not put the commas after the garble and garble and fransiscan law firms.... god those lawyers just make me sick! but hey, you know what they say, you only hate them until you become them... but anyway, swift and free flowing enough... great job!

Title article: An Unwelcome Encounter
Date: 2008-12-21 19:07:04
huh
yeah good story, good boring story... a reverend and a barmaid... a match made in heaven! but ill give you it and assume this is to somehting bigger.. if its not, you need work on your minimlism, not like that one dude, but minimilism as a story, an inward story relying on really only thoughts that amount to bigger things... but like i said... kudos to you

Title article: Jack the Farmer part 1 of 2
Date: 2008-12-21 18:57:00
oh
theres an other one to it huh? well i for sure liiked the other one more than this one... this one was eh... should of had more huh... more domestic disturbance stuff... like one night i decided to cut her brakes and see what happened... and so on you know? or, i let the eggs develope three times longer than they should... so sometimes she gets a half developed chick for breakfast.. i just tell her there my 'special' scrambled eggs.. we have fun.

Title article: Farmer Jack part 2 of 2
Date: 2008-12-21 18:51:05
this was...
this was... this was good? maybe? i have no idea but i guess it was... baby i locked you in there in a drunken stupor... thats a pretty good line...'acts like hes some sort of big bad ass farmer... is another pretty good one.. the only thing i have to complain about.. is there was no... well no direct mention of him actually fornicating with any of the barnyard animals... which is what i thought this thing was going to be about when i saw the title and adult content... the way it was going i thought it was implied he has sex with the dog until you mentioned she brushed the dogs butt... well i guess lets just hope he is doing it with him for that sake then.. i guess.

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