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About Myself:

Oh I'm so glad you're here! I am in some deep shit, man. Can you help? Please?

Well .... what did I do? Where do I start? I've killed a lot of people. Some girls in the apartment uptown. Uh ... some homeless people, maybe five or ten. Um ... a NYU girl I met in Central Park. I left her in a parking lot behind some donut shop. I killed Bethany, my old girlfriend, with a nail gun, and some man -- uh ... some old faggot with a dog last week. I killed another girl with a chainsaw, I had to, she almost got away and uh ... someone else there I can't remember, maybe a model, but she's dead too. And Paul Allen. I killed Paul Allen with an axe in the face. His body is dissolving in a bathtub in Hell's Kitchen. I don't want to leave anything out here. I guess I've killed maybe twenty people, maybe forty. I have tapes of a lot of it, uh ... some of the girls have seen the tapes. I even, um ... I ate some of their brains, and I tried to cook a little. Tonight I, uh, I just had to kill a LOT of people. And I'm not sure I'm gonna get away with it this time. I guess I'll uh, I mean, ah, I guess I'm a pretty uh, I mean I guess I'm a pretty sick guy.

So, do you think you can help me out? I don't know what to do. You don't think I'm crazy, do you? You're not judging me like the rest of them do, are you? Please? We can be friends ... I promise. No, I don't want to get you drunk ... but uh ... that's a nice Chardonnay you're not drinking. Well, just think this over for a bit, okay? I really hope you decide to help me out. I don't know who else to turn to. You're my last chance.

Now, if you'll excuse me ... I have to return some videotapes.

Stories

Published Short Stories

Date	Title	Category	Hits
Sep 5, 2008	Jericho, Chapter 13	Miscellaneous Stories	77
Sep 4, 2008	Jericho, Chapter 12	Miscellaneous Stories	111
Sep 2, 2008	Jericho, Chapter 11	Miscellaneous Stories	91
Sep 1, 2008	Jericho, Chapter 10	Miscellaneous Stories	241
Aug 30, 2008	Jericho, Chapter 9	Miscellaneous Stories	128
Aug 27, 2008	Pretty Fly for a Russian Guy	Humor	794
Aug 26, 2008	Jericho, Chapter 8	Miscellaneous Stories	131
Aug 25, 2008	Trained to Kill	Poetry	132
Aug 25, 2008	Jericho, Chapter 7	Miscellaneous Stories	131
Aug 22, 2008	Jericho, Chapter 6	Miscellaneous Stories	158
Aug 19, 2008	Jericho, Chapter 5	Miscellaneous Stories	152
Aug 16, 2008	Jericho, Chapter 4	Miscellaneous Stories	150
Aug 14, 2008	Jericho, Chapter 3	Miscellaneous Stories	174
Aug 13, 2008	Suburban Hell	Mystery	268
Aug 13, 2008	Jericho, Chapter 2	Miscellaneous Stories	197
Aug 12, 2008	Panhandling Scum	Poetry	153
Aug 12, 2008	Jericho, Chapter 1	Miscellaneous Stories	352
Aug 11, 2008	Tears from a Burnt Cigar	Poetry	178
Aug 11, 2008	Jericho, Chapter 0	Miscellaneous Stories	418
Aug 10, 2008	The Book Cellar	Horror	512

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Comments

Total number of comments: 1216

Title article: Stalker
Date: 2008-09-08 07:56:03

I'll wait to put my two cents in until I read the entire story.

Title article: Tip the Option
Date: 2008-09-07 03:07:28

Tip the Option
Loved the descriptions. Great piece of flash fiction. My sister in law is a waitress and she got pissed at me when she told me that you should tip buffet servers and i laughed in her face. Anyways ... this goes to show that being nice can bite you right on the ass ... or on the face.

Funny story you have here. I want more.

Title article: Room 1135
Date: 2008-09-06 19:31:23

Whoa ... i never noticed that before. Pretty cool.

Title article: The Lighthouse
Date: 2008-09-06 18:54:57

The Lighthouse
That is just bloody cool looking. That has to be one of the best image Poems I've read on here. It also helps that the Poem is actually good! It's really cool how the light shining away from the lighthouse looks.

I AM THE LIGHT OF THE WORLD

Cheers!

Title article: is this poetry
Date: 2008-09-06 17:59:12

I liked it
I'd work on the flow a little bit, maybe find less words to get your point across?

Other than that, though, I really enjoyed this Poem. You might wanna find a different name for it though, but that's just my opinion. Loved the message in this .. such hatred! your emotions were there with ease ... great job.

Cheers!

Title article: Rage
Date: 2008-09-06 17:31:25

Rage
Short, great, and to the point. Excellent.

I really liked this Poem, very easy to visualize and it deals with a very relatable topic. I think you did an awesome job with your wording choice.

Really great job.

Cheers!

Title article: Through Open Eyes
Date: 2008-09-06 13:14:10

Through Open Eyes
There isn't many Poems that I've read that I could actually call it a thriller, but this is one of those exceptions. This was really suspensful. Like a Poetic rollercoaster without any breaks. Awesome verse indeed. The very first line has the most meaning to me, though. I don't know why, but it just hit me hard. There's somthin' about that. I dunno, maybe it'll come to me later on.

Cheers!

Title article: HORROR
Date: 2008-09-05 22:21:38

HORROR
Some people do not like being compared to a song, but please do not take this the wrong way when i say it: this song could easily have been written by Bad Religion. It was excellent, man. Simply excellent. I loved it.

Cheers!

Title article: Those Hills
Date: 2008-09-05 22:19:07

Those Hills
Wow! You can really throw down on some Poetry, can't you? This was awesome, man. Loved the flow and I have to say this is just really good! There is one word that could describe this poem, though.

Beautiful.

Title article: Things aren't always as they appear
Date: 2008-09-05 21:00:09

Things aren't always as they appear
Kind of strange that he's her boyfriend but they've never met in person, dontcha think? Or did i miss something?

Yeah, I think you're hidden message behind this was great. It's very true. Do not I Repeat DO NOT trust those hooligans ... nothing but trouble comes from them.

I liked this story, but I felt something was missing, as if you ended it too abruptly, you know? Since it's non fiction I guess it's okay, but I bet you could turn this into a really kickass horror story about a stalker. Think about it now, so many possibilities! You could really make a true thriller/horror story out of it.

That kid from Indiana ... it really could have been anyone. ANYONE!!! Beware! Beware of the children from the corn! BEWWWAAAAAAARRRREEE!

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Guestbook

Name	Entry
Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)	Created On: 09/08/2008 07:35:57 Well I'm glad talking about having sex with animals gave you an idea.........wait a minute. MAX NO!!
Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)	Created On: 09/08/2008 07:19:23 Yeah we got away with it by saying it was educational. "You know Billy when it's your turn to suck off a bird I want to make sure you know how to do it right! Now watch dad stick this bird's penis in his mouth." Oh but I'm sure you remember that part.
Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)	Created On: 09/08/2008 06:55:47 Edited By Jason Haugh (Something Indecent) On: 09/08/2008 07:22:26 I think my movie was called One Dude Under the Cuckoo's Chest just so you know.
Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)	Created On: 09/08/2008 06:52:00 I WAS in that movie. You're talking about the one where that guy has sex with all those birds right? Because that was me. And I'm not ashamed. You know maybe I will write Revenge of the Dumpster Baby and it'll be ten times better than yours! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)	Created On: 09/08/2008 06:40:41 The guitar has notes!? Wow! This opens up so many possiblities for me. Stuart -Dead Milkmen A burrow owl lives in a hole in the ground. Why the hell do you think they call it a burrow owl anyway!
Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)	Created On: 09/08/2008 06:19:24 Wow that was more humane than I thought it would be. It'd almost be funny if YOU were a dumpster baby but now you're grown up.....and pissed. So do you have the music for it yet?
Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)	Created On: 09/08/2008 03:58:36 Edited By Jason Haugh (Something Indecent) On: 09/08/2008 04:00:46 You can turn it into a toy franchise so you have little kids screaming "I want a dumpster baby!!" You know what Stuart, I like you. You're not like the other kids here, in the trailer park.
Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)	Created On: 09/07/2008 03:15:21 Lol! Dumpster Baby huh? I can already tell it's going to be a smash hit. Highschools are going to start playing it at prom. Parents will be unloading their children into dumpsters as per the current fashion trend. This could be HUGE!!! Naw but seriously that's cool. Good luck with it. Writing songs piss me off. Playing songs that I wrote when they're finished make me happy. Why did I just write that? Well I don't want to take away your daily beverage so I guess that we'll just have to take each other's word for it that neither one of us is on drugs. I mean I'm about to be but it hasn't happened yet.
Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)	Created On: 09/07/2008 02:09:02 Edited By Jason Haugh (Something Indecent) On: 09/07/2008 02:12:34 Am I on drugs or are you? I'm confused! Maybe we both are. Or maybe neither one of us is. Hhhhmmmmm maybe we should mail each other urine samples. That wouldn't be weird now would it? I didn't think so.
Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)	Created On: 09/07/2008 01:51:54 lol I think somebody's been reading too many chats. I'm starting to get worried. What's your temperature. How many fingers am I holding up? Can you hear my voice? Because you shouldn't. Go drink some water. But don't intake any fluids. Wait a minute......you didn't kill this baby did you? Uh oh........