A Ticket to Tewkesbury

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What Kind Of God?

WHAT KIND OF GOD? By Jon Stalk...
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About Myself: Student, aspiring writer, all of that nonsense. I consider myself just an 18 year wold with a love of writing and an extreme hatred of most people above the age of 70. This is not unfounded, mind you. I work as a cashier presently and there is no greater way to be faced with, or construct, hatred than to tell people that olives are not, sadly, 1.99 a can.

I have a dog, his name is Bailey, and is my puppy, despite being 8. He goes by many names: Bailey, Bailey Bobbers, The Bails, Pups, Da Pups, Stupid, Squishy Butt(he's a rotund character), and others. Regardless, he somehow rules the roost. He's a kind dictator.

I've been a student of Tae Kwon Do for seven years, and just got my black belt last November. By now, I'm just sort of typing anything that so happens to come across my mind. Scottish cheese. I'm going to college for English Literature and I hope one day to be a professor in English, if not a writer.

My loves:
Double Stuffed Oreos.
Ed Sloan, praise be to him and glory unto his name .
Crossfade(of which Ed Sloan is a member.)
Writing, obviously.
Fruit
The smell of gaslone. Not so much that I would enjoy diving headfirst into a vat of it, but that a trip to the gas station is not as painful for me as it is for most others.

My dislikes:
Most elderly people
My present occupation.
Ernest Hemingway
Most vegetables.
Writer's Block.

Stories


Published Short Stories

 
DateTitleCategoryHits
Aug 23, 2008The Hecatomb, Chapter 7Science Fiction 30
Jul 13, 2008The Hecatomb, Chapter 6Science Fiction 102
Jun 24, 2008The Hecatomb, Chapter 5Science Fiction 116
Jun 22, 2008The Hecatomb, Chapter 4Science Fiction 117
Jun 22, 2008The Hecatomb, Chapter 3Science Fiction 117
Jun 20, 2008The Hecatomb, Chapter 2Science Fiction 103
Jun 20, 2008The Hecatomb, Chapter 1Science Fiction 119
May 16, 2008Once upon a Twilight PastPoetry 145
May 16, 2008Thoughts on BeautyNon-Fiction 171
May 16, 2008Of Vice and VirtueMystery 144
May 16, 2008A Very Silly DayMiscellaneous Stories 259

Comments

Total number of comments: 9

Title article: Save Our Bacon
Date: 2008-08-23 15:06:35

That was actually a very well-written story. I enjoyed that quite a bit. I'll be sure to keep my eyes open for anything else you write. It wasn't uproariously funny, but it was entertaiing nonetheless.

Title article: Save Our Bacon
Date: 2008-08-23 15:03:18

That was actually a very well-written story. I enjoyed that quite a bit. I'll be sure to keep my eyes open for anything else you write.

Title article: The Exorcism of Oprah Winfrey
Date: 2008-07-13 21:34:13

So apparently, the last comment wasn't long enough, so here I am again. I'll be quite honest. I wasn't rollingon the floor laughing during the time I read this, but I was chuckling. It was creative, yes, but not completely hilarious.

Title article: The Exorcism of Oprah Winfrey
Date: 2008-07-13 21:31:37

Crude, but funny. Well done.

Title article: War On Earth
Date: 2008-07-13 21:29:11

This is an entertaining poem to say the leas. I myself am partial to rhyming poetry, but this one does not fall short in terms of quality. Well done.

Title article: The One
Date: 2008-07-13 21:27:23

I'm not terribly fond of this poem, I'm afraid. It's written well, that much is true. Yet, it just doesn't click with me. I think if you worked on the peom's structure, the amount of syllables in each line, it would sound amazing. Always a pleasure.

Title article: The Spiders and Johnny Bailes
Date: 2008-06-28 21:59:16

That was absolutely fantastic. To be perfectly honest, I cannot wait to read more of this.

Title article: The Hecatomb, Chapter 3
Date: 2008-06-22 19:46:44

Midnighthowl, have you read the first two chapters?

Title article: Coffee Stains, Chapter 1
Date: 2008-06-13 20:53:31

I actually enjoyed this quite a bit. The writing style itself reminds me of Vonnegut, if only in the way the story's "facts" are presented. I say you did a very good job and I would like to read similar works in the future.  
 
By the way, Slaughterhouse Five is among my favorite books.

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