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The first time I got drunk, well ... it wasn't a...

I hear her voice call out my name and I sigh....

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Last Online	07/09/2008
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About Myself:

I write a self-published, photo copied zine, called Something Indecent. It has stories and comics, false ads, along with fake news. Original? Impossible. It's nothing new but it's a good way to help forget about how much MONEY I owe the gov't. $8K!! Ooooohhhh why does debt have to sting so bad? Why can't we all be happy to owe large sums of money to multiple parties? 'Debt makes you dance.' That should be the truth. Well, maybe if I dance my debt will turn into fiction while reality hands me a new pair of shoes.

So yeah I made a myspace page awhile back but haven't done anything with it in months. I don't have internet at home anymore since I moved so I can't update it at work but if anyone is interested the url is: myspace.com/somethingindecent (i think)

I made the audio stories when I was drunk so they're not as uuuhhh lets say intelligible as they could be. But it was definately fun at the time. Oh yeah. Get a friend to play guitar and read a story into a microphone with a cigarette pinched between your fingers and a beer in the adjacent hand and you will have a good time. Seriously, you should try it.

But yes, once I have the ability to resuscitate the site I'm going to do more of those (possibly a bit more sober) and try to liven' the thing up. And by that time I'll have been able to post stories on here again. Sooooo yeah, check it out if you want to hear a drunk man babbling.

Stories

Published Short Stories

Date	Title	Category	Hits
Jul 5, 2008	Testing My Pencil	Humor	82
Jun 28, 2008	A Something Indecent Interview	Humor	95
Jun 28, 2008	A Short Morning	Miscellaneous Stories	87
Jun 25, 2008	Something Cat	Humor	234
Jun 22, 2008	How To Lose Weight And Make Friends With Proper Diet.	Humor	351
Jun 22, 2008	Good Deeds Part 4/4	Humor	71
Jun 19, 2008	Good Deeds 3/4	Humor	93
Jun 16, 2008	Good Deeds Part 2/4	Humor	76
Jun 14, 2008	Good Deeds Part 1/4	Humor	95
Jun 9, 2008	Ranch Violation	Humor	161
Jun 4, 2008	The Day After Betty (A Rude Awakening)	Non-Fiction	141
Jun 1, 2008	Oh my God Brian what did you do to your dog?	Humor	225
May 29, 2008	Improbable Improv. Take #	Humor	100
May 23, 2008	Church Agenda	Horror	136
May 20, 2008	X-Mer	Humor	133
May 20, 2008	Endearing Torture	Humor	136
May 15, 2008	A Special Report	Miscellaneous Stories	119
May 15, 2008	Do you ever play any games while you're driving?	Humor	190
May 12, 2008	The End	Miscellaneous Stories	156
May 12, 2008	Stalker Shopping	Humor	206

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07/09/2008 05:54:47	Re:Ways to Annoy People	Off-Topic	823
07/08/2008 18:17:17	Re:What If?	Off-Topic	236
07/08/2008 18:10:04	Re:Does anyone write in long hand anymore?	Off-Topic	143
07/08/2008 17:43:28	Re:Ways to Annoy People	Off-Topic	823
07/07/2008 08:39:54	Re:Storiesville.com to Facebook.com ?	Off-Topic	386
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07/07/2008 08:03:57	Re:Anywhere in the World	Off-Topic	526
07/07/2008 07:47:52	Re:whoa, hold the phone!	Off-Topic	115
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Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)'s connections

Daniel (thickblueline)

Philip Neale (philneale1952)

Amie Kerlin (lemon)

casey horner (casey horner)

Neil Sweetman (Sweetman)

jesse (jesse2008)

Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)

Billy (Vango)

Guestbook

Name	Entry
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk) tied up and gagged in someone's basement!	Created On: 07/03/2008 11:10:47 You are a humor writer with a strong case of Geliophobia. Oh and in the end you are not alone, you have the corpses of everybody around you so why not make small talk with them?
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk) in a box	Created On: 07/02/2008 21:09:02 Edited By Max Booth III (Zombie Punk) On: 07/02/2008 21:09:45 Jason Shoe! (man, that was lame) what kind of stain you weird son of a bitch?
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk) a wasteland	Created On: 06/18/2008 23:51:27 Oi! Just leaving my footprint on your profile. Keep Making Me Laugh, Okay?
Nunyo Bidness (cookingWine)	Created On: 05/07/2008 16:51:27 Zines! I hope it's a success. You should never stop doing what you want to do. And the government owes a combination of people something like 9 trillion dollars, so I wouldn't worry about 8k so much. Have a good one.

Comments

Total number of comments: 267

Title article: Death
Date: 2008-07-09 08:05:48

This poem makes me wanna listen to Johny Cash's When the Man Comes Around. Which isn't a bad thing.

Title article: In the City of Night
Date: 2008-07-09 07:59:06

That was pretty good. Very descriptive and pessimistic yet optimistic. You really paint the city as a bleak and dismal place that made me think of a greyness surrounding it other than the typical sunny view. Wonderful.

Title article: Confession
Date: 2008-07-09 07:32:23

I liked the graphic violence but this story seemed to lack timing and environment. If you expanded on it you could flesh out a more entertaining piece. Good job though for the age when you wrote it.

Title article: Pointless
Date: 2008-07-09 07:26:21

Damn. That was some serious rhyming rage. I don't think I'm ever going to mess with you....ever.

Title article: A cruel passion
Date: 2008-07-09 06:49:50

Yeah this does need more. I did like how the assault almost felt like sexual harrassmnet. The biting and knife in the stomach were good but wouldn't another employee see any of this? You should expand on this. I think it could be pretty good.

Title article: Nihility
Date: 2008-07-09 06:26:55

You didn't know what nihilistic meant Maxwell? Has the Big Lebowski taught you NOTHING!?

But yes Anna your poem was good as always *rolls eyes*. Why don't you write a bad poem so I don't have to be say nice things to you. j/k I did like this though.

Title article: Spring Eternal
Date: 2008-07-09 06:19:21

I clicked on this because I saw Christopher Lee in your picture. I liked it. Obviously from the pic I thought it was going to be about vampires but I was pleasantly surprised. That would be awful to have 'eternal' life but no tv.

I've never heard the hood of a car being called a bonet. You brits sure are a strange bunch what with your 'tea' and 'coffee.' I mean, I drink vegetable oil straight out of the bottle and I love it.

Title article: Wiggedy Wack
Date: 2008-07-08 16:14:19

I'd love to hear you spit this out with a wicked beat behind you. Maybe throw out some yeah's and shiiiit's. Amusing 'poem' you got there dirk. Made me wanna slam my hand in the air.

Title article: M-T Barrel Bar
Date: 2008-07-08 15:44:58

That was good. I liked the delusion of him coming home before he got shot. It made it seem less likely that he would die. All of the bad things that happened to him were pretty entertaining. Particularly the cat and the hot plastic. The final line was a good way to end it.

Title article: The Church- Part 2- The Order of things
Date: 2008-07-07 13:00:00

I like the way you connected the beginning with the end having to do with the church bells. It leaves off on a cliffhanger that could go anywhere. Or could it? Next chapter.